I Screwed the Pooch! Help!

[Divadiver 0]

Does anyone out there know Portuguese? Dummy me sent a message which may or may not have translated into what I wanted it to say (it was funnier than hell on second glance). Then I got a reply that I don't understand!! HELP!!!
Diva

[jtval 0]

whew i got nervous. all this talk about posting pix of boobies and there is this sick post of i screwed the pooch. thank you for not ruining my faith in ya. sorry i don't know portugese. but i know english. does that help...didnt think so sorry!!
Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!!
JT

[Divadiver 0]

jt:
English, Portuguese, whatever - I need all the help I can get!!
Diva

[OmriMon 0]

hey i know hebrew if it helps...
Free Skies,
Omri

[jtval 0]

diva--
chances are if your reading this ...i cant help you too much. ha hahaha
Have Fun, live free, SKYDIVE!!!
JT

[PalmettoTiger 1]

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I Screwed the Pooch! Help!

Reminds me of a dirty joke:
3 dogs are sitting in the vet's office. The first one asks why the others are here. One responds "Well, I nearly chewed the cat's leg off. They think I'm too aggressive, so they're giving me a Prozac prescription." The first dog says "Yeah, that's what I'm getting too. I bark all night long at the smallest noise. They're sick of it, but the vet says Prozac cures damn near anything!" They both look expectantly at the third dog. He says "I'm so horny all the time, and this time I got into trouble. My owner had just come out of the shower, and as she bent over to get underwear out of her dresser, I couldn't restrain myself. I leaped up and humped her!" The other dogs are shocked into silence. Finally the first one says "So you're getting Prozac, right?" The horny dog replies "Nah, she's just getting my nails clipped."
Eeew.
Blues, Squares,
PTiger
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[jtval 0]

here's one(the short version)
a blonde,brunette and a redhead are allpregnant and visiting the thier dr.
while in the waiting room they talk about the old wives tales they heard. the brunette say s
i know im haveing i girl
the blondes asks how she know
the brunette says b/c i had sex on top.
the redhead syas well im having a boy. the blonde asks how she know
] the redhead says b/c i was on bottom.
just then the blonde bursts into hysteria. after they calm, here down they ask why she was crying and she replies....I'm gonna have puppies
Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!!
JT

[OmriMon 0]

ROFL
Damn both of those jukes r fucking hallirious!!
Free Skies,
Omri

[RedBull 0]

Hey, Divadiver, try this:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
You may have to translate in small chucks or individual words.
-me

[pyke 0]

Wow, it is not often that a skill I have ever comes in any use....
But...I studied it for 3 years and while it has been over 4 since I have had to use it...my reading comprehension was always more advanced than my speaking.
so, Diva, if I can help, go ahead and send it to me and I will have a crack at it...if nothing else...it will give me a chance to break out my dictionaries and texts again!!!
Kia Kaha,
Pyke
NZPF A - 2584

[Divadiver 0]

Thanks everyone for volunteering to help!
Babblefish was what got me into trouble in the first place! Well, not really trouble, it actually turned out to my advantage, and was funnier than hell!
I'm going to try and stick to English from here on out! (wish me luck)
Diva

[jtval 0]

o.k.
...luck...-*pht*-
made the wish. lemme know how it works out
Boobie, or not Boobie, that is the question!!!
JT
A-38439