Bad Day at Work

[freeflyer49 0]

The next time you have a H O R R I B L E day at work:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to
very
comfortable clothing, such as a sweatsuit and lie down on your bed.
Open
the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the
thermometer
and read it.
You will notice in small print the statement that "Every rectal thermometer
made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"Thank you Lord for my job, and I am so glad I do not work in
quality
control at the Q-Tip Company. AMEN"

[Divadiver 0]

Bless you freeflyer49, I feel better already!!
Diva

[Deleted 0]

Actual job-related complaint heard today:
"Yeah, I only stayed with that agency a few days. All I was doing was fucking all day."
You can guess her profession.

[DZBone 0]

"Back to the old grind" takes on a whole new meaning.

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