cyberskydive 0 #1 June 7, 2001 There seem to be alot of these weird creatures running around every dz I've been to, and I bet they dont have green cards! They always drink all the beer, but never buy it. And the SMELL! You would think they'd shower once in a while. They let some of the most gnarly eggs in the plane that instantly release mind numbing fumes, causing jumprun to be called 10 miles out and at 6 grand. Sometimes, if you get a look at them in the right light, and the moon is positioned exactly relative to neptune, you can see steam coming from their ears and hear a strange musical hissing noise coming from their bellies. I THINK THEY ARRE TRYING TO EAT ME! I knopw because I've seen them staring at my leg like it was kentucky fried. Sometimes I even think that they have mind control powers over the dzo because you never see them paying for their jumps at the end of the day, and someone is always packing their rig so they can make a 5 minute call. All the chicks dig em cause they, like the homosexuals, couldnt possible want anyhting more than conversation and to just be friends. But they dont know, what the queers ARE DOING TO THE SOIL!!!! C-28534http://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #2 June 7, 2001 OH MY GOD! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!*lol* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #3 June 7, 2001 They're everywhere?? I thought they were just in Virginia?Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #4 June 7, 2001 *** EVERYWHERE!!! ***RUN AND HIDE!(my doctor says these fits of paranoia have become much lighter lately] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #5 June 7, 2001 HAMSTERS!!!!Big purple HAMSTERS!!!! With clown noses, cantalope eyes & bananas for teeth!Oh dear God!!!! They're all coming toward me chanting "Bay Watch.... You must watch Bay Watch"MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #6 June 7, 2001 Is this a backlash from Hampton the Hamster??Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #7 June 8, 2001 Hahaha!!! I just got it! I'm a little slow.Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #8 June 8, 2001 must......get........away.........need......prozacC-28534http://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
