I've been wondering for years!!!

[JumpingKayAus 0]

Soooo funny you guys! Read:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off,
grabs the sheet, rolls over and says
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
Easy Exits~
JumpingKayAus

[BenW 0]

Yep, those damn *female* chickens!!
B.

[GeekStreak 0]

LOL!!!
If I weren't joke-remember challenged I'd tell you a great one about a polar bear.
1111,
GeekStreak

[mccordia 74]

Baby polar bear asks his father;
Daddy....are you a polar bear?
Father bear answers;
Yes son...I'm also a polar bear..
Next the son asks;
And what about mom..is she a polar bear..?
Father bear;
YES..you mother is also a polar bear
Baby bear;
And granny and grandpa?
Father bear;
Yes...they're also polar bears...but WHY do you ask all this?
Baby bear;
Nothing....It's just that....I'm so damn cold...

[harro 0]

Declan and Kate
Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,
deeply and passionately in Love.
For months they enjoyed an idyllic
relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Declan.
Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed.  "He claims you,
are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest
class of crustacean....and that no daughter of his will marry
someone who can only walk sideways."
Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness
And to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place.  Lobsters came
from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster
Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's
side, inconsolable.
Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in.
The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped
and the King Lobster rose from his throne.
Slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor...and
all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one
claw after another!  Step by step he made his approach towards the
throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the eye.
There was a deadly hush..........
Finally, the crab spoke...
"Fuck, I'm pissed."
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[harro 0]

Declan and Kate
Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,
deeply and passionately in Love.
For months they enjoyed an idyllic
relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Declan.
Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed.  "He claims you,
are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest
class of crustacean....and that no daughter of his will marry
someone who can only walk sideways."
Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness
And to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place.  Lobsters came
from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster
Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's
side, inconsolable.
Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in.
The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped
and the King Lobster rose from his throne.
Slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor...and
all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one
claw after another!  Step by step he made his approach towards the
throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the eye.
There was a deadly hush..........
Finally, the crab spoke...
"Fuck, I'm pissed."
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

[mccordia 74]

The young indian boy sat on a rock together with his father.
"father..." the boy asked "Why is it that cousin 'Bear' is named cousin 'Bear'?"
"Because" the wise father spoke "he was concieved on a bear-skin rug, so his parents gave him that name.."
"Ooh" the boy replied.."And what about my niece 'Green Flower'?"
"She was concieved on a bed of green flowers" his father replied
"And Cousin 'Blue Moon'?"
"He was concieved under a full moon...."
"But why do you ask all this my son 'Torn Rubber' ?"

[JumpingKayAus 0]

"But why do you ask all this my son 'Torn Rubber' ?"
BAahahahahwhahwhawhahwhahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!
good one, mccordia!
Easy Exits~
JumpingKayAus