fat mama jokes

[frost 1]

hey just thought of these ones:
1 Yo mama is so fat she uses a tandem rig for swooping.
2 Yo mama is so fat she flies a tandem rig like my stiletto
3 Yo mama is so fat she loads a tandem rig at 2 to 1. Solo.

[PalmettoTiger 1]

Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the Skyvan door.
Yo mama so fat, as soon as she jumps out the rest of the load gets an extra 1000 feet.
Yo mama so fat, when she swoops everyone hits the ground and yells "INCOMING!"
Yo mama so fat, when she does static line jumps people on the ground think the plane is dropping relief supplies.
Yo mama so fat her canopies are afraid to open.
Blues, squares,
PTiger

[Slowfaller 0]

Yo mamma's so fat she does hop and pops from 14,000ft

[Greg 0]

Yo mamas so fat, I use her for base jumping
yo mamas so fat, I need a rig to get off her

[frost 1]

Yo mama is so fat when I am on top of her I need an oxygen mask
Yo mama is so fat when she she bounced in AZ she left the Meteor Crater

[mccordia 74]

yo mamas so fat, she can't see in freefall because her chin flaps in front of her eyes...

[Greg 0]

yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

[wingnut 0]

damn!!! tee ar3 pretty good!!!

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[mccordia 74]

yo mamas so fat, you can use her dress as a tandemparachute
yo mamas so fat, when she skydives she causes a solar eclips
yo mamas so fat, she uses a tandemparachute as a drogue
yo mamas so fat, people use loose flabs of skin as grips when doing RW

[Slowfaller 0]

yo mamas so fat a big way suddenly dissapered in the folds of her arms and legs when she went down to dock.
yo mamas so fat you dont need an ocean to surf, just slap the thigh and ride the wave.

[ramon 0]

Yo mama so Fat she is the sunset load.
Yo mama so fat NASA couldn't make a chute TSO'd for her ass.

[Greg 0]

Yo mamas so fat, she has to jump with two rigs
Yo mamas so fat, she gave the Skyvan stretch marks
Yo mamas so fat, she would pull a low hook turn downwind to land at KFC

[mccordia 74]

Yo mamas so fat, when she makes a beach landing, Greenpeace comes in to tow her back into the ocean
Yo mamas so fat, when she lands on someone, the last thing he recalls after looking up is "seeing a long dark tunnel..."
Yo mamas so fat, they use her as a pillow/target for precision landings
Yo mamas so fat, the only thing small anough to fit through the leg-straps of a rig are her fingers...
Yo mamas so fat, a fully inflated tandemparachute gets caught in the vaccuum behind her back (in freefall)
Yo mamas so fat, when she skydives, UFO reports start raining in..
Yo mamas so fat, the two skydivers reported missing on jumprun where later found under the loose flabs of skin under her arms...
Yo mamas so fat, when she skydives, people hide in bombshelters...
Yo mamas so fat, if she'd bounced, she'd go 5000 ft back up..
"OKAY, ANOUGH...YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!"
Now let's clear those skies, cause I wanna jump!
Cya,
Jarno

[skymama 37]

After reading this, I think I'll change my screen name!

[Iflyme 0]

Yo mama's so fat she needs 2 J/Ts to get on a load
Yo mama's so fat I can't catch her even when I delta
Yo mama's so fat she wears a Volkswagon Beetle for a helmet
Ok, nobody ever said I was funny...