SpeedRacer 1 #1 April 20, 2001 Got the idea from another thread:Wankers/wanking:How many euphemisms can you come up with?spanking the monkeychoking his chickenworkin' and jerkin' his gherkin(one of my favorite):Jack'n the BeanstalkAny others?Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #2 April 20, 2001 ahem...floggin the dolphinroughin up the suspectbeating the meatslappin the salomipolishing the beaver gunYanking the Yankee (just made it up, so it's not that funny)dang...all the others one left me. I'll remember and be back!NEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #3 April 20, 2001 buffing the picklewaxing the dolphinchurnin butterpeeling chillieswrassling the cyclopswrassling your manhoodchoking yule brenner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 April 20, 2001 I used to work with this English guy & he had a unique metaphor:"Shaking hands with the unemployed"Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 April 20, 2001 -----------------------------------choking Yule Brennerpolishing the beaver gun-------------------------------------ROTFL! These are great!!If a woman does it:"Buffin' the beaver""Flickin' the switch""Double-clicking her mouse"If she's using a (ahem) marital aid, she's:"cleaning her oven"Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #6 April 20, 2001 beating offcleaning the pipesan un-dressed rehearsal"practicing" safe sexmixing up a batch of baby battertaming your lizardrocking the cockBlues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #7 April 20, 2001 Quotetaming your lizardWouldn't it be "taming your little tiger"??? Just food for though. I guess I would be mounting my mountain?? Hmm...doesn't ring.NEW AND IMPROVED!!!http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 April 20, 2001 anybody see Varsity Blues? there is alot of cool ones in thereMy Fav is "Beating the One Eyed Yogurt Slinger" Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hellian 0 #9 April 20, 2001 bashing the bishopyanking the plankslapping the salamipulling the polesorry if some were said earlier, i can't remember :oEd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #10 April 20, 2001 Here's a list of about 1000 or so:http://www.allaboutsex.org/mastsynonyms1.htmlIt even has some for the gals:Buffing the box Diddling miss daisyfluffin the muffinTwirling the pearletc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #11 April 20, 2001 QuoteWouldn't it be "taming your little tiger"??? Nah, more like "Rubbing my cub." Aside from tigers, here's another euphemism:Tweaking your tackleBlues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huffermoose 0 #12 April 20, 2001 the best one i've hear is [laying my pink picaloe.as they say in my profession (oil rigs) there are 2 types of people wankers and liarsamber liquid blue skies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 April 20, 2001 Did anyone else notice how there are no women on this thread?Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #14 April 20, 2001 They never admit to it in real life, why would that change here? Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #15 April 20, 2001 Sorry , only got oneLetting the pigeons fly the outa the coup!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #16 April 20, 2001 Mayonaise Farmingmixing love custardmaking love snotha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 April 20, 2001 movie quote:"..'ribbed for her pleasure'.....EEEEEWWWWWWW!!"Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #18 April 20, 2001 If you want a pool playing theme:Hey, ya wana play a little two ball?orHey, how bout a little nine inch!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallnAngel 0 #19 April 21, 2001 QuoteDid anyone else notice how there are no women on this thread? oh, we're here...we're just lurking 'n laughing karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 April 21, 2001 Quote we're here...we're just lurking 'n laughing And, I don't know about you girls, but I've learned a lot of new phrases too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #21 April 21, 2001 QuoteAnd, I don't know about you girls, but I've learned a lot of new phrases too!I'll second that! Handy new phrases too... pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #22 April 21, 2001 all you guys think your soooooo funny don't you......okay so maybe you are but what is sangiro going to say when he comes back? he's going to have to but up a disclamer on this forum about how he's not liable for the coruption of good honest wuffos (everybody knows skydivers are already a little on the "dark" side)...........(see "brains of men" thread)studying?"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
