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I love parachutes!

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love parachutes? well maybe. as long as mine works fine, lands me softly with a nice swoop and doesn't snivel to much! if the love starts to fade i just cut em away and go for my seldome used backup. i like to call her "reserve" she's always good to me since i don't take her out much and play with her. i always try to stay in her good graces. you don't want to be in my shoes when reserve gets mad at me. she like to do nasty things to me that make me fear for my life! she's my best parachute, i treat her right the way she should be treated.......a repack every 6 months and as few jumps as i can put on her. so far i've been kind and haven't had to jump her yet, but the day will come that i'll have the urge to cutaway my first love and just jump the hell outa her......what do they call this phase in life?...midlife crisis, no that's not it i'm only 20 and it better not be midlife yet!...ahhh i think i know what it's called.......crw training......... :-)
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