max 0 #1 March 22, 2001 Instead of asking how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop....Im gonna ask, How many posts does it take to get of newbie status??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dutchboy 0 #2 March 22, 2001 The world will never know, but you can probably guess by looking at profiles of people who aren't newbies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #3 March 22, 2001 one....two....three.....CRUNCH......three Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #4 March 22, 2001 Thats easy, the number of posts it takes is......... well will you look at that, I got a hangnail. GOd I hate those things. What ws your question ???????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #5 March 22, 2001 I was a newbie not too long ago, now I'm not.Dan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #6 March 22, 2001 i think the answer is 50. didnt notice my new status until after that. hope this helpsfroggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #7 March 22, 2001 Quotewell will you look at that, I got a hangnail.Hey, hangnails are no laughing matter. I have a terrible one right now, and not only is it making it hard to type, I'm just sure it's going to keep from getting my ripcord out when I jump next week. Serious stuff, man.Dan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #8 March 22, 2001 Quotei think the answer is 50. didnt notice my new status until after that. hope this helpsGeez, Froggie! You went and gave it right away! Didn't you notice we were trying to obfuscate?Dan(I said obfuscate. hehe.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #9 March 22, 2001 Dan,sorry man. just got some really cool news. couldnt be mean if i tried to be. sorry. lets just wait until he asks "how many posts till im a tired hand?" then ill join in on the fun games. lolfroggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #10 March 22, 2001 Hi Max,Just do what I did... Keep posting demanding an upgrade, and after about 50 or so posts you get one!?Mike D10270 (now working toward his "Old-Git" rating). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #11 March 22, 2001 QuoteHey, hangnails are no laughing matter. I have a terrible one right now, and not only is it making it hard to type, I'm just sure it's going to keep from getting my ripcord out when I jump next week. Serious stuff, man.DanDUDE just bite it off!!!!!! bite it off!!!!. The worst is when you get one on your big toe jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #12 March 22, 2001 dont know if i want the old hand rating....that could mean something..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #13 March 22, 2001 lazerq,lemme get this right... youre telling him to bite it off...esp. the ones on your big toe? does this mean that youre one of those totally unflexable guys that tries his hardest to bend his leg up to his mouth to bite his nail off? eww. hehe. just wash your feet before you start your toenail desert. froggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #14 March 22, 2001 Froggie,acually I'm quite flexable!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #15 March 22, 2001 That disgusting! If only you knew the psychological impact of bringing back memories of my ex-roommate. Please, somebody give him a toenail clipper! And a waste basket. Nothing quite like finding somebody else’s toenails stuck to your clothes. Iiissshhh!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #16 March 22, 2001 Something in this experiment went wrong.....newbie status to toenail biting.Whats wrong with this picture???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #17 March 22, 2001 QuoteSomething in this experiment went wrong.....newbie status to toenail biting.Whats wrong with this picture????Thats just the sick minded kind of people we are jason "chomp chomp" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #18 March 22, 2001 QuoteDUDE just bite it off!!!!!! bite it off!!!!I did! That's the problem, now it's all red and sore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #19 March 22, 2001 sick minded is cool, but toenail biting....thats like eating boogers......LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #20 March 22, 2001 Quotesick minded is cool, but toenail biting....thats like eating boogers......LOLyour point? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albatross 0 #21 March 22, 2001 Shouldn't this whole sick thread be under the I'm Hungry thread about what we like to eat before jumping.Blue Skys and Safe LandingsAlbatross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #22 March 22, 2001 As long as everything is washed down by beer I guess that would kill the taste. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #23 March 22, 2001 I agree with the post about the old roommate...my ex boyfriend used to bite his fingernails *and* all the skin around them until they bled. He would spit the nails/skin out onto the floor. No matter how much I bitched he would not use a wastebasket. Now this is disgusting!! Then he did the same thing when he clipped his toenails. I guess I should be glad he actually used clippers on the toenails instead of his mouth. I never walked barefoot through our living room, for a whole year. Then I started skydiving and broke up with him. New dating rule: In the future, anyone I date or consider dating, or just want to have sex with, can't have a fingernail/toenail problem! Ewww!!! LOL Although, they say true love is blind!!Sis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zelda 0 #24 March 22, 2001 Christ--I'm only half-way there!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #25 March 22, 2001 Its not about how you pick your nose, its where you put the booger.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
