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Lies: What if No One DID it?

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This forum seems obsessed with lies, liars and lying. NO one appreciates being lied to, but what do you think society would be like if no one ever lied? Would that make you happy?~~April



Hee hee. Good thought April. How would people feel if everyone was brutally honest with them. I'd say some of us would get banned from this site to begin with. :ph34r::ph34r:

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"It's not the jumpsuit that makes your butt look fat."

Aha, the politically correct answer to "Does this jumpsuit make my butt look fat?"
Would of course be..
"Why no dear, and your rig looks much smaller."

See?, Not a lie, and awkward situation with subsequent pain and or divorce, averted.B|
Until she works it out of course......B|:ph34r:
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I guess the problem is not the lie per se, but the consequences.

Question: Honey, does my butt look fat in this jumpsuit.
Lie: Of course not, why would it make it look fat, you have a gorgeous body. (She weights 100Kg)
Consequences: you get lied while making her happy.

another example.

Question: Mr President, Mr President, Why do we have to invade Irak.
Lie: Because they have WMD, they will welcome us and and they have links to AlQuaeda. (They don´t)
Consequences: among many others a lot of people die.

I think it is quite obvius the diference. Isn´t the first one called white lie anyway? If so, the second should be called bloody lie. :S

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With all the references to butt size, I think it's time for a link to this post. :ph34r:

To go along with this "is any lie acceptable ever" thing, how about telling less than the whole truth? "Mommy, where do babies come from?" or "Daddy, is there an Easter Bunny?"

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Well, in a word - Yes. It would make me happy.:)
Now go back to your cell in the County and leave the forums to us.:P:):)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Do you think the legstraps make my package look too big?" :ph34r:



Have you come out of the closet yet?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Do you think the legstraps make my package look too big?" :ph34r:



Have you come out of the closet yet?



I'm claustrophobic, I can't get into the closet.

When I put on my rig, women stare at my package and tell me I'm sexy. (It's a cross I've learned to bear.) I'm just trying to figure out if the rig is accentuating something or I'm just dead sexy.

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"Do you think the legstraps make my package look too big?" :ph34r:



Have you come out of the closet yet?



I'm claustrophobic, I can't get into the closet.

When I put on my rig, women stare at my package and tell me I'm sexy. (It's a cross I've learned to bear.) I'm just trying to figure out if the rig is accentuating something or I'm just dead sexy.



I thought they were staring at your beer belly, the true reason you can't fit in the closet.
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