bodypilot90 0 #1 August 27, 2004 G.W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jazzjumper 0 #2 August 27, 2004 Nice recycle. I'd say not to pick on spouses, but Kerry's is a sincere piece of work. I'd call him a gold digger, but she must be getting something out of the deal as well. No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #3 August 27, 2004 Quoteshe must be getting something out of the deal as well. good deals on 'his and hers' botox treatments?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #4 August 27, 2004 So who ended up with the best haircut Bill?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 August 27, 2004 QuoteI'd call him a gold digger, but she must be getting something out of the deal as well. Couldn't possibly be love and companionship, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jazzjumper 0 #6 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteCouldn't possibly be love and companionship, right? Sure it could be, but I doubt that. Kerry has a propensity for going after rich women. But don't let history and the facts get in your way. No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jazzjumper 0 #7 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuotegood deals on 'his and hers' botox treatments? I was thinking along the lines of access to the power machine of the US government. She got used to that in her first marriage to a Republican Senator. People in big business are usually there for a good reason. They aren't necessarily stupid. No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 August 27, 2004 QuoteBut don't let history and the facts get in your way. Get in my way of what? Jumping to conclusiong and slinging accusation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jazzjumper 0 #9 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuote Get in my way of what? Jumping to conclusiong and slinging accusation? Typical liberal...can't stay on target or on subject for one second. You stated...Quote "Couldn't possibly be love and companionship, right? " I said it could be, but I doubt it because of his history. His history with women is a fact. Keep swinging...even a stopped clock is right twice a day. No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 August 27, 2004 Typical conservative, name calling and accusations based on innuendo and assumptions in an effort to denigrate somone's reputation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 August 27, 2004 QuoteTypical conservative, name calling and accusations based on innuendo and assumptions in an effort to denigrate somone's reputation. Didn't see any name calling - but hey - if the shoe fits - You do tend to run around in a conversation quite abit - side stepping and ignoring the obvious because you don't want to face the truth.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 August 27, 2004 QuoteDidn't see any name calling "I'd call him a gold digger" Quoteside stepping and ignoring the obvious because you don't want to face the truth Since when is someone'e assumptions about another person's motives defined as "the truth". Oh yeah, when it's what YOU want to believe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteDidn't see any name calling "I'd call him a gold digger" Quoteside stepping and ignoring the obvious because you don't want to face the truth Since when is someone'e assumptions about another person's motives defined as "the truth". Oh yeah, when it's what YOU want to believe. This is exactly what I mean by side stepping - you try to use distraction from a topic by interjection of an unrelated statement or event to draw the attention away from your short falls. There was nothing drawing a line between the statement I made to his assumtions of your motives. Nice verbal side stepping and dancing - but no - not even close to what was meant. "I'd" used as it was in that sentance means that "He would" not that he did.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 August 27, 2004 What the hell are you talking about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #15 August 27, 2004 QuoteI'd say not to pick on spouses, but Kerry's is a sincere piece of work. I'd call him a gold digger, but she must be getting something out of the deal as well. She is getting plenty out of the deal. Kerry's extremely skinny head is very useful in some ways, if you know what I mean. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #16 August 27, 2004 Quote So who ended up with the best haircut Bill? well since kerry's haircuts cost like 10 grand (including travel) and well looks like kerry looks. I'd have to say Bush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
