turtlespeed 226 #1 August 31, 2004 This guy never makes a mistake in speaking what he believes. At least tmost of them are truisms. Well some - Ok - A FEW! > > The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." > > - John F. Kerry Makes Sense > > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." > > - John F. Kerry Again - overstating the Obvious (OTO) > > > > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." > > - John F. Kerry Did he learn how to count to three yet? > > "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." > > - John F. Kerry Now THAT _ IS _ an accomplishment > > "The future will be better tomorrow." > > - John F. Kerry A- HUhhhh > > "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." > > - John F. Kerry As opposed to? > > "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." > > - John F. Kerry No you don't! You just change your mind! > > "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." > > - John F. Kerry > > "Public speaking is very easy." > > - John F. Kerry As you have shown us thus far. . . > > > > "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." > > - John F. Kerry OTO - just a little. > > "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." > > - John F. Kerry WHAT? > > "For NASA, space is still a high priority." > > - John F. Kerry AGAIN - As opposed to what? > > "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." > > - John F. Kerry Well, only in school anyway. > > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." > > - John F. Kerry Uh - Yeah - ok - you have a grip on that one alright! > > "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." > > - John F. Kerry Earth, (similar to Europe), is already there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 August 31, 2004 Wow...whoever said all those things is probably the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #3 August 31, 2004 QuoteWow...whoever said all those things is probably the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. No Kidding!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 August 31, 2004 This cracks me up. Proof that Turtle is part of the cut & paste grassroots movement of the right-wing nut jobs. Too bad he doesn't seem to recognize where these quotes actually come from.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 August 31, 2004 shhhhhh.....ouyay are owingblay it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 August 31, 2004 I on'tday etgay it. Elltay e-may. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflydrew 0 #7 August 31, 2004 Are those all quotes from Dan Quayle or only a few of them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 August 31, 2004 None...they're all from the same guy. You got the right party though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #9 August 31, 2004 Hey what happened to your big green head, you've turned into a sea plane------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflydrew 0 #10 August 31, 2004 QuoteNone...they're all from the same guy. You got the right party though. You sure about that? LINK HERE (Scroll Down a little) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #11 August 31, 2004 QuoteHey what happened to your big green head, you've turned into a sea plane I'm feeling much better, thank you (it's my R/C floatplane).... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,537 #12 August 31, 2004 QuoteThis guy never makes a mistake in speaking what he believes. At least tmost of them are truisms. Well some - Ok - A FEW! > > The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." > > - John F. Kerry Makes Sense > > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." > > - John F. Kerry Again - overstating the Obvious (OTO) > > > > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." > > - John F. Kerry Did he learn how to count to three yet? > > "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." > > - John F. Kerry Now THAT _ IS _ an accomplishment > > "The future will be better tomorrow." > > - John F. Kerry A- HUhhhh > > "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." > > - John F. Kerry As opposed to? > > "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." > > - John F. Kerry No you don't! You just change your mind! > > "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." > > - John F. Kerry > > "Public speaking is very easy." > > - John F. Kerry As you have shown us thus far. . . > > > > "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." > > - John F. Kerry OTO - just a little. > > "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." > > - John F. Kerry WHAT? > > "For NASA, space is still a high priority." > > - John F. Kerry AGAIN - As opposed to what? > > "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." > > - John F. Kerry Well, only in school anyway. > > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." > > - John F. Kerry Uh - Yeah - ok - you have a grip on that one alright! > > "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." > > - John F. Kerry Earth, (similar to Europe), is already there. I'm a big meanie. If it gets deleted, I'd like to see this preserved for posterity Turtle, where did you find this? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 August 31, 2004 Hmmm, seems to be in dispute. http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/kerryquotes.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #14 August 31, 2004 Holy Moses, can't believe it - you're sure the guy who said this isn't called Bush?? Oh man, your candidates are outstanding... dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,537 #15 August 31, 2004 Snopes seems to think that many of these started with Quayle. Of course, they're in the body, and not the researched part. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 August 31, 2004 Should have researched it - got it in an e-mail -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 August 31, 2004 Yeah, you should definately believe everything you get via email. BTW, I'm Nigerian royalty and I need your help . . . send me money.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 August 31, 2004 QuoteYeah, you should definately believe everything you get via email. BTW, I'm Nigerian royalty and I need your help . . . send me money. Oh yeah - Paul - I just doubt EVERY single thing my MOM sends to me. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,537 #19 August 31, 2004 The penalty is to send a note to all of the people to whom you forwarded that email, and let them know that it's false. For extra credit, you can say it was probably a republican who said most of them in the first place Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #20 August 31, 2004 I dunno man. I recognise chain-mail crapola pretty fast and when my mom sends stuff like that to me I tell her it's bogus and then point her to somewhere like Snopes. I've had to go so far as to tell her and my sisters (also chain-mail-oholics) to just stop sending me stuff like that altogether.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 August 31, 2004 Usually the people who forward that crap are also the ones who include all the recipient names in the TO: line. That's when I REPLY TO ALL with the snopes or Break The Chain link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #22 August 31, 2004 I've been dropped off email lists faster then I thought I could be for replying to all telling everyone the email was false with a nice link to a site. Some people just can't admit they were wrong to email groups. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #23 August 31, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah, you should definately believe everything you get via email. BTW, I'm Nigerian royalty and I need your help . . . send me money. Oh yeah - Paul - I just doubt EVERY single thing my MOM sends to me. My dad sends me all kinds of forwards that I personally hardly ever believe, and then I send him an email back to correct him if I know it's false, or to express my skepticism if I don't believe it. The only trouble is, he usually sends these things that he receives (he is not the one who goes and seeks them) on to a bunch of other people besides me. I have tried and tried to tell him to either not bother sending them out, or verify the claims made in them. He continues on in his naivete, though. Several times, I have received a mass-email from him correcting or apologizing for the information that he forwarded. In recent memory, he sent me the one about how some nonexistent medical organization said that if you feel a heart attack coming on, you can save your life by coughing violently as a substitute for immediate CPR -- false; and one about how Mr. Rogers was a trained military killer who had dispatched 25 men, and wore long-sleeved sweaters to cover his many tattoos. Someone sent out a response that also reached me, refuting this one pretty well, too. (The same was said about Captain Kangaroo, actually.) Some people are so smitten with the internet that they fall for all the hoaxes just because they're so eager to take part in the exchange of information, I think. Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #24 September 1, 2004 Should have researched it - got it in an e-mail*** Turtle, After starting such a thread, you're lucky of Phillykev, Kallend, Quade and co... let you off the hook ever. Hell, you may end up as someone's signature... Kallend, you definitely have to revert to the Green head. I may start a poll in the Bonfire... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #25 September 1, 2004 QuoteShould have researched it - got it in an e-mail*** Turtle, After starting such a thread, you're lucky of Phillykev, Kallend, Quade and co... let you off the hook ever. Hell, you may end up as someone's signature... Kallend, you definitely have to revert to the Green head. I may start a poll in the Bonfire... This is the kinder and gentler Kompassionate Kallend.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
