JohnRich 4 #1 September 17, 2004 In the news: Survey: Dems like sex, steal towels moreA New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels. Democrats say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans - which may be because Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other. Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans. Source: Washington Times Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 September 17, 2004 Of course, these are only behaviors that people are -admitting- to. Maybe the Democrats are simply more honest in their answers on surveys. In any case, it's a pretty meaningless survey.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 September 17, 2004 Quote In any case, it's a pretty meaningless survey. No more meaningless that the polls we have here.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #4 September 17, 2004 Democrats are also 13% more likely to burp in public, 26% less likely to participate in PTA fundraising bakesales, and 7.3% more likely to crowd into an elevator that's already full enough. But Republicans are 57% more likely to have unruly teenagers who press all the buttons on the elevator. A more recent study shows that 79% of American teenagers have either been mugged, raped, then murdered by terrorists or been called a dirty word by their classmates. WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN???? First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #5 September 17, 2004 aww, you can use statistics to explain anything.... 63% of all people know that ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #6 September 17, 2004 6 out of 5 people don't know statistics very well.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #7 September 18, 2004 Am I in the wrong forum? I thought this was The Bonfire. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #8 September 18, 2004 Quote Democrats say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans - which may be because Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other. Sounds like an age discrepency - are Republicans old and viagra dependent? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #9 September 20, 2004 Tell us about Ken Lay and Enron. Or Tyco. Or Worldcom. Or Leona Helmsley. Or Conrad Black of Hollinger. And you worry about towel thieves - get real!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #10 September 20, 2004 QuoteIn the news: Dems like sex, steal towels more A New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels. Democrats say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans - which may be because Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other. What's that JohnRich? Forgot about your weapons? New hobby called sex... err, ... sorry, statistics? Fine. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #11 September 21, 2004 Quote. . . Republicans are 57% more likely to have unruly teenagers who press all the buttons on the elevator. That's because democrats are 86% more likely to abort their babies before they ever get a chance to be unruly teenagers. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #12 September 21, 2004 QuoteAnd you worry about towel thieves - get real! Where did I say I was "worried" about it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #13 September 21, 2004 QuoteWhat's that JohnRich? Forgot about your weapons? Why are you still trying to inject "guns" into every thread? Are you obsessed with weaponry or something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahegeman 0 #14 September 21, 2004 The Washington Times? Isn't that the newspaper owned by that Moonie guy?--------------------------------------------------------------- There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. --Dave Barry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #15 September 21, 2004 QuoteThe Washington Times? Isn't that the newspaper owned by that Moonie guy? The Washington Times didn't do the survey, they just published the results. What are you suggesting: that everything published in the Washington Times is a lie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #16 September 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnd you worry about towel thieves - get real! Where did I say I was "worried" about it? Why did you bother to post it?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #17 September 21, 2004 Quote Why are you still trying to inject "guns" into every thread? Are you obsessed with weaponry or something Me? Never. As weapons are not part of my daily life: No importance on that! You! I think so, dear JohnRich! If I am wrong, sorry ! dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #18 September 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd you worry about towel thieves - get real! Where did I say I was "worried" about it? Why did you bother to post it? What makes you think that I have to be worried about something in order to post a message? Haven't you ever posted something just because it was interesting, or fun, or because you thought others might enjoy it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #19 September 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAnd you worry about towel thieves - get real! Where did I say I was "worried" about it? Why did you bother to post it? What makes you think that I have to be worried about something in order to post a message? Haven't you ever posted something just because it was interesting, or fun, or because you thought others might enjoy it? That's cool. So what about Conrad Black and Ken Lay and other conservative mega-thieves?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #20 September 21, 2004 Quote Quote Why are you still trying to inject "guns" into every thread? Are you obsessed with weaponry or something Me? Never. As weapons are not part of my daily life: No importance on that! You! I think so, dear JohnRich! If I am wrong, sorry ! You're sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ahegeman 0 #21 September 22, 2004 QuoteWhat are you suggesting: that everything published in the Washington Times is a lie? No, I was suggesting that the Washington Times is owned by that Moonie guy. If I want to suggest something I'll actually do it. Whenever I am tempted to quote something from the WT, I always look to see if I can find it somewhere else, also. Usually I can't.--------------------------------------------------------------- There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. --Dave Barry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #22 September 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat are you suggesting: that everything published in the Washington Times is a lie? No, I was suggesting that the Washington Times is owned by that Moonie guy. If I want to suggest something I'll actually do it. Okay, let's just shoot for a straight answer to a straight question: What was your point in injecting the irrelevant "Moonie guy" question into the discussion? By the way, have you quit beating your wife? Note: I'm not trying to suggest anything with that question... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
