gemini 0 #1 September 28, 2004 Thought we could all use a chuckle... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 September 28, 2004 What's really funny about that is it's not a joke. http://www.wketchup.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crozby 0 #3 September 28, 2004 I may be being a bit dim here, but makes all previous ketchups supporters of the democrats and this one not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 September 28, 2004 Theresa HEINZ Kerry. Heinz ketchup is the most popular ketchup brand in the US. She owns it Her name is on every bottle, and he's married to her. I'd say that makes it seem a bit supportive. Better, Kallend? (I knew she doesn't actually own it, I was just being overly simple about it - my bad) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #5 September 28, 2004 QuoteTheresa HEINZ Kerry. Heinz ketchup is the most popular ketchup brand in the US. She owns it, and he's married to her. I'd say that makes it a bit supportive. It's a publicly owned company and she is not an officer of the company nor is she on its board of directors. www.factcheck.org/article.aspx?docID=224... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 September 28, 2004 She's not even a principle share holder (meaning she owns less than 5% of the shares). But feel free to get some W Ketchup for your freedom fries if it makes you feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 September 28, 2004 QuoteShe's not even a principle share holder (meaning she owns less than 5% of the shares). But feel free to get some W Ketchup for your freedom fries if it makes you feel better. ACK!! What's with the veiled snarkiness?? I'm not a W supporter. I'm not a Kerry supporter either. I don't like either of 'em! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 September 28, 2004 I veil not snarkiness. My snarkiness is naked for the world to see. Sorry, came off a little harsh, but Republican propaganda does that to me no matter who it comes from, even someone as cute as you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 September 28, 2004 QuoteI veil not snarkiness. My snarkiness is naked for the world to see. Sorry, came off a little harsh, but Republican propaganda does that to me no matter who it comes from, even someone as cute as you. Hey now, no propaganda over here. The W ketchup is the silly propaganda, which I was trying to point out a bit tongue-in-cheek... Remember, I am not one of those in this forum who takes everything completely seriously and personally and with a sense of outraged righteousness and offended psuedo-intellectualism. (And if anyone takes that seriously and is offended, well...) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 September 28, 2004 Quote(And if anyone takes that seriously and is offended, well...) Well what??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #11 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI veil not snarkiness. My snarkiness is naked for the world to see. Sorry, came off a little harsh, but Republican propaganda does that to me no matter who it comes from, even someone as cute as you. Hey now, no propaganda over here. The W ketchup is the silly propaganda, which I was trying to point out a bit tongue-in-cheek... Remember, I am not one of those in this forum who takes everything completely seriously and personally and with a sense of outraged righteousness and offended psuedo-intellectualism. (And if anyone takes that seriously and is offended, well...) And some people are seriously ill-informed on the subject. www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=927736#927736 (one of many examples)... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 September 28, 2004 Quotehares)But feel free to get some W Ketchup for your freedom fries It actually goes much better with pretzels... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuotehares)But feel free to get some W Ketchup for your freedom fries It actually goes much better with pretzels... ketchup on pretzels? You're sick beyond belief Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #14 September 28, 2004 QuoteYou're sick beyond belief You're such a schmoozer... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #15 September 28, 2004 Huh? Are you saying Michele is seriously ill-informed? Or that I am? Or both? Grr. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Point. Across. Lemme start over. I think "W" Ketchup is silly. What do you think Kallend, sweetie? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #16 September 28, 2004 Quoteketchup on pretzels? You're sick beyond belief Damn I knew there would be something we agreed on one day! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #17 September 28, 2004 QuoteHuh? Are you saying Michele is seriously ill-informed? Or that I am? Or both? Grr. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Point. Across. Lemme start over. I think "W" Ketchup is silly. What do you think Kallend, sweetie? Anyone that believes Mrs. Kerry has any involvement with the management of Heinz is seriously misinformed. Anyone trying to make political points from it is .... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #18 September 28, 2004 I think I would be worried if Mrs. Kerry had an involvement with management. Rebecca you're seriously...uh...ummm...well it seems...oh forget it...it's only a damn bottle of ketchup on freedom fries, no wait it was pretzels...woops...I think I am seriously ill.... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #19 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteHuh? Are you saying Michele is seriously ill-informed? Or that I am? Or both? Grr. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Point. Across. Lemme start over. I think "W" Ketchup is silly. What do you think Kallend, sweetie? Anyone that believes Mrs. Kerry has any involvement with the management of Heinz is seriously misinformed. Anyone trying to make political points from it is . Ah, for the good old days where political jokes didn't even have to stand for election. My favorite bit of brand-name recognition associated with the White House was a former president, who said "I'm a Ford, not a Lincoln." IIRC, I blew soda out my nose when he said that. Blue skies, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteHuh? Are you saying Michele is seriously ill-informed? Or that I am? Or both? Grr. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Point. Across. Lemme start over. I think "W" Ketchup is silly. What do you think Kallend, sweetie? Anyone that believes Mrs. Kerry has any involvement with the management of Heinz is seriously misinformed. Anyone trying to make political points from it is . OHhhhhh, I get it. No, I don't believe Mrs. Theresa Heinz Kerry has any involvement with the management of Heinz the company. I do believe that her maiden first married name is on every bottle of Ketchup and other condiments that Heinz the company sells, which, considering the sad state of average American intelligence and common sense, and with W Ketchup as proof, could lead to a lot of people to 1.) believe that she is involved with, and using funds gained from the company to support her husband, and 2.) make a big, stinkin', seriously ill-informed political point out of it. And since I never claimed to be well-informed, where did she get her wealth? Seriously, I don't know exactly. And now I do, thanks to Wendy. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #21 September 28, 2004 QuoteI think I would be worried if Mrs. Kerry had an involvement with management. Why, do you own stock? QuoteRebecca you're seriously...uh...ummm...well it seems...oh forget it...it's only a damn bottle of ketchup on freedom fries, no wait it was pretzels...woops...I think I am seriously ill.... No, you know what, Jim? I'm seriously... totally... this issue is... ah, who gives a crap? Is it beer-thirty yet? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #22 September 28, 2004 Quotewhere did she get her wealth? Seriously, I don't know exactly It's actually her first married name, and it did come from the Heinz companies. However, as a wife, she's not a major player. The kids probably also have some stock (being adults), and I have no idea if any of the kids have any "hereditary" involvement in the company. Probably not -- the company has been around an awfully long time, and I don't remember hearing about dynasties the way I do about Ford and the USA Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 September 28, 2004 Oh yeah. Thanks Wendy!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 September 28, 2004 Ummm, actually it's not her maiden name. It's her prior husband's name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 September 28, 2004 QuoteUmmm, actually it's not her maiden name. It's her prior husband's name. Roger that. Got it covered, thanks. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites