The difference between Dems and Reps

[TheBachelor 5]

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and took twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years...

[FinlanderSisu 0]

The hidden punchline "the republican gave him 20$ LOL

[PhillyKev 0]

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican called him a lazy bum and told him to get a job, but not with his company since they outsource most positions and fill those they don't with H1B holders.

The Democrat was unimpressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into his own pocket and took twenty dollars. He gave 15 to the Republican to help subsidize his construction of a new plant in Thailand and gave the homeless person five.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

[DrunkMonkey 0]

You forgot about the part where, under a "Faith-Based Initative," the Repub insisted that the homeless person be a Christian, or convert as a condition of the $20.

Then the Repub paid a wage that was not sufficient to live above the poverty line, and would only let the homeless person work part time, so he did not have to give benefits... While the mans was working his ass off, the Repub made more in a day than the homeless man did in a month.

[quade 4]

The problem with the story is that it does not match reality in any way shape or form specifically when you get into the issues of job creation vs. outsourcing or welfare and tax cuts.

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[FinlanderSisu 0]

Tada! the facts

http://www.eriposte.com/economy/other/demovsrep.htm

[kallend 2,027]

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Tada! the facts

http://www.eriposte.com/economy/other/demovsrep.htm

Oh! Are you suggesting that the facts are at variance with Republican rhetoric?

I heard Bush on the radio today claiming that electing Kerry would result in bigger government. Funny, that, coming from a guy who expanded the government and govt. spending to record size.

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[tunaplanet 0]

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Kerry would result in bigger government.

Not only would it result in bigger government but would also place our country's security in the hands of the UN.

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[billvon 2,991]

>Not only would it result in bigger government . . . .

GWB has caused the biggest growth in government since the Cold War.

>but would also place our country's security in the hands of the UN.

Kerry quote:

"No president, though all of American history, has ever ceded, and nor would I, the right to preempt in any way necessary to protect the United States of America."

What republicans hear:

blah blah blah blah ceded blah blah blah right to blah blah blah protect blah blah America.

Of course two can play at that game! From a discussion on what you would do to a 75 year old woman:

"I. . . would. . end the incident . . .zap her. Because you have the ability . . . to use certain force . . . mean(s) you should."

How cruel! And from another recent post:

"I'm going with . . the liberals . . . again."

Can I quote you on that? Or should people avoid such absurd misquotes?