Muenkel 0 #1 November 5, 2004 If you are one of the 59 mil that voted for GWB, you are considered dumb according to the London Daily Mirror. Since we are so dumb, I have posted a link to the paper where you can ask dumb questions. http://www.mirror.co.uk/haveyoursay/tm_objectid=14821991%26method=full%26siteid=50143%26headline=the%2dus%2delection%2d-name_page.html Some questions I have in mind: 1. I drive a standard and I'm not sure if I am supposed to start in the 1st or 6th gear. 2. Does the gasoline go in the gas tank or in the radiator? 3. Which is the best brand of toilet paper to use? 4. Does my underwear go on the outside or the inside of my clothes. 5. My college diploma has a phrase on it that says "Summa Cum Laude." I'm not sure what that means. Feel free to ask them any dumb question you have. I'm sure they will be happy to help. Cheers! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinkster 0 #2 November 5, 2004 lol, good one. that article got a nice laugh out of me too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #3 November 5, 2004 > 5. My college diploma has a phrase on it that says "Summa Cum Laude." I'm not sure what that means. My college GF got that. I think it's Italian for "some come loudly." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #4 November 5, 2004 Wasn't the original quote something like "how could 59 million people be so dumb?" To which my response was: "how could so many people outside the U.S. think we give a SHIT what they think?" Elvisio "present company excluded of course" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 November 5, 2004 A thought has crossed my head. Would Ohio still be counting votes is the assholes at "The Guardian" not decided to launch a mail campaign to oust Bush? What effect at mobilizing the anti-Kerry crowd did the Guardian have on the voters in Ohio? Seems to me that those Brits didn't understand that Americans in general do not like interference from foreigners. Nobody fucks with America, America does the fucking. Seems to me that The Guardian may have lost Ohio for Kerry by getting out a few thousand Bush supporters who would not have otherwise voted, by getting undecideds to decide in Bush's favor on the basis of Brits sending pro-Kerry propoganda letters, and by pissing off the rest of Ohio due to the plight of that one County. My guess is there were a couple hundred thousand pissed off people who voted. It might not have swayed Ohio, but I think they might still be counting. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #6 November 5, 2004 Un-fucking real. There are people on that message board saying that they think this election was stolen/rigged! Yes, that's right, someone managed to slip a few MILLION extra votes in for the Republican candidate for president -- and then did the same for loads of congressional races, and even rigged the gains made by Republican governors! Noooo, it couldn't be that simply more Americans wanted Republicans in office than not! What a bunch of idiots populating that site with their ridiculous conspiracy theories. That and their vitriol for Americans and Bush. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #7 November 5, 2004 "Un-fucking real. There are people on that message board..." Problem is, its very difficult to keep ignorant, vitriolic, fuckwits from posting stuff on publlic forums. Quite often the stuff this sort of people post is designed purely to cause some sort of reaction, quite often it works. They are not interested in debate, other people's opinions, or reasonable discussion, they merely want to shout . Frequently forums like that just act as a place for people to pour out their rage and frustration. Inevitably, this brings flawed logic, but they won't listen to anything other than their own voice. There is no reasoning with them. More often than not these people are just sad lonely trolls, if I were you, I'd just ignore them, don't let them bug your peace. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crozby 0 #9 November 5, 2004 Snigger. BTW, you really should return that avatar at some point: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3984293.stm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZJ 0 #10 November 5, 2004 QuoteNobody fucks with America, America does the fucking. Yep. America, just a bunch of fuckers! [sorry, couldn't resist with an opening as good as that! no offence intended!] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #11 November 5, 2004 QuoteIf you are one of the 59 mil that voted for GWB, you are considered dumb according to the London Daily Mirror. Since we are so dumb, I have posted a link to the paper where you can ask dumb questions. http://www.mirror.co.uk/haveyoursay/tm_objectid=14821991%26method=full%26siteid=50143%26headline=the%2dus%2delection%2d-name_page.html Some questions I have in mind: 1. I drive a standard and I'm not sure if I am supposed to start in the 1st or 6th gear. 2. Does the gasoline go in the gas tank or in the radiator? 3. Which is the best brand of toilet paper to use? 4. Does my underwear go on the outside or the inside of my clothes. 5. My college diploma has a phrase on it that says "Summa Cum Laude." I'm not sure what that means. Feel free to ask them any dumb question you have. I'm sure they will be happy to help. Cheers! Have no fear!! I have answers for your questions (since we're so dumb)... 1. You start in 1st gear, but you must rev the engine past half-way to the redline before you shift to 2nd. 2. You drink the gasoline, then hook up an enima tube to the fuel filter. 3. Cottonelle (Charmin is too "dusty"). 4. Depends. 5. This depends on the decible level (have your girlfriend measure next time you two are together). So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 November 6, 2004 Thanks Max for your answers, it really helped. I have another question that has plagued me: If the earth is round, how come the Chinese do not fall off? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #13 November 6, 2004 Huh, Huh.. Summa Cum Laude is my favorite porn movie......... "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
