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I'm 38% Yankee. But it made me laugh that all my answers came up as very Great Lakes/MI and PA regions. I lived in Detriot til I was 7, all my family is there, then moved to Western PA, so You'ins is a part of my everyday language. That test got it right for me.

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"My remaining 67 percent are WHAT now?"

Redneck?

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Thx again. You're too kind with me today B|

I'm afraid my reputation for beeing an arrogant German is gone.

OK, a Redneck then. It's past noon, someone pass me a bottle of :D, pls. Need no glass.



Yep! Well done on banishing the whole "Arrogant, Precise German" thing!:ph34r: Well done on refuting the 43% Yankee thing as well.

I'd agree you're "Redneck". In fact, thanks to my ability to add, I'd say "110% REDNECK:o:$

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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"My remaining 67 percent are WHAT now?"

Redneck?

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Thx again. You're too kind with me today B|

I'm afraid my reputation for beeing an arrogant German is gone.

OK, a Redneck then. It's past noon, someone pass me a bottle of :D, pls. Need no glass.



Yep! Well done on banishing the whole "Arrogant German" thing!:ph34r: Well done on refuting the 43% Yankee thing as well.

I'd agree you're "Redneck". In fact, thanks to my ability to add, I'd say "110% REDNECK:o:$

Mike.



Oh well! That's the :D, you see?
Redneck is starting to take over complete power, it seems
:$:$

OK. Have to go and clean up my hayloft for tonight.

B|

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Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,

Mom

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That's ust funny becuase I am the epitomy of a "damnyankee."
(yes, that's all one very inseparable word down in dixieland)



No its not. It's a very precise term. A Yankee is someone from the northeast that may on occasion visit the south. A DAMNyankee is one that visits the south and stays.

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That's just funny becuase I am the epitomy of a "damnyankee."
(yes, that's all one very inseparable word down in dixieland)



No its not. It's a very precise term. A Yankee is someone from the northeast that may on occasion visit the south. A DAMNyankee is one that visits the south and stays.



I was on an extended visit to Alabama, and I was called a damnyankee on both my first and my last day there.

"American by birth, damnyankee by the grace of God" B|
Go Yankee pride. :P

Well, I guess rednecks can't even kep their own "southspeak" words straight, because there were plenty of rednecks calling people "damnyankees" without having any clue as to whether they were driving through or lived there.
(it was really funny hearing a Nevada visitor acutally take the time to try to explain that he wasn't from the North or a yankee)
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I got 67% Dixie, which is fine with me, born and rose up in Texas.

Couple of things though...

I didn't know us Houstonians were some of the only people to call the freeway access roads "feeders", strange.

And those little bugs that curl up are DOODLE BUGS, ant lions are the ones that dig the little dirt funnels and sit at the bottom waiting for you to either throw ants in or poke them with a stick.
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Sorry but thoses freeway access roads are called 'service drives" and those bugs are rolly polly's:P. And i had always heard that devil's night didn't exist outside of michigan but was never sure, I still can never figure that one out, "let's egg and tp your house and burn abandon buildings down one night, and the next night give us free candy!
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63% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!

LOl Who'd have thought it? Whats all that about throwing toilet paper over a house?????? Why would anyone do such a strange thing?
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It's just a way for little hellions to cause trouble the night before halloween. It's like smashing people's pumpkins or (the worst I've seen) keys cars and slashing tires. In some places anything flammable is put to the torch that night.

It's just idiocy at work.
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74% Dixie... American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God!

It was kinda funny though, I have heard or used most of the answers at some point in my life...

J
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke

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33% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.

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. What's that long sandwich with lots of cold cuts and toppings?
Sub
Hoagie
Grinder
Hero



Which one to pick? They go by them all in Chicago!
Hoagie Hut, Hero's, Grinders', Subway. argh:S



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16. What is that bubbly carbonated drink called?
Soda
Coke
Pop
Soft drink



I grew up in the midwest but have North Eastern roots, and I hate when people call soda ' POP'

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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16. What is that bubbly carbonated drink called?
Soda
Coke
Pop
Soft drink

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I grew up in the midwest but have North Eastern roots, and I hate when people call soda ' POP'



They left of the New England favorite, tonic... I hated that.

J
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke

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Mine is

49% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

What does it mean for a Russian guy whos' been living in Texas for 7 years?? :P



Well, I start to understand the system behind the system:
My mother is Russian. You Russian guy lived in Texas. I lived in Canada. THAT's explanation for all: You're much more Yankee b/c you live in the South, I am less Yankee b/c I lived in the North. But there are Russian roots! That's it! :P:P

Or vice-versa? :S Who will ever understand those crazy Americans with their silly games?

B|B|

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