billvon 2,990 #26 June 9, 2005 >Your kidding me, right? Not at all! God sez - Ephesians 5:21-24 -Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is head of the wife, as also Christ is head of the church; and He is the Savior of the body. Therefore, just as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be subject to their husbands. >Gag me! Hey, that could be fun! And even God thinks that would be best if you ever go to church: 1 Corinthians 14:34-35: Let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says. And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is shameful for women to speak in church. So it's best to keep quiet if you're a woman. Unless, of course, you want to ignore God, and listen to, oh, someone like - SATAN? >How do you stand yourself? I usually lean against things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #27 June 9, 2005 Quote>How do you stand yourself? I usually lean against things. ha! Bill made a funny JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #28 June 9, 2005 Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile!!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #29 June 9, 2005 QuoteI'm going to come up with a protest saying that straight people need to be gay since straight people are overpopulating the planet!!!! "I used to be straight once, but then I saw that I might have babies, and this could harm the world. Everyone should be gay." A vasectomy is much easier. This from a guy with four kids, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #30 June 9, 2005 Dude, funny! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #31 June 9, 2005 Well in my opinion ...... god made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!*?! If ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest person on Earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #32 June 9, 2005 I think a lot of people are really missing the point of the Bible. The bible can be "interperated" in so many ways. Look at it... Why do we have catholics, evangelicals, protestants, lutherans, ect ect ect? It's because some group decided to "interperate" the bible a little differently than the other group. Who wrote the bible? Man did, many many century's ago. Don't you think that society at the time wove a few of their beliefs into the writing of the bible? Don't you think society has changed some since then? I would think that if we wrote a bible now, that generations in the future would have problems interperating it, and may not agree with what we put down on paper. Why should we care if someone is gay or not, or if God Made Adam and Eve, and not Adams and Steve. Just let these people live their lives, and if they are condemned to hell for eternity, that's between them and God. Personally I feel the bible is trying to tell us not to judge each other, and to treat each other well. I'm sure it is also saying, believe in God, and do good thing, and you will be rewarded. Don't believe in God, and do bad things, and you will be punished. It has some pretty basic rules of life to live by, but there is only one way for us to truely find out. Rebecca, this isn't really directed at you, but to all the people who read this thread, and to those who are trying to force their religions down on other people. This isn't how we should be doing things in America, and I cannot believe that in this day and age, that some people havn't figured this out about America. Respectfully Signed, Grant S. Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #33 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm a lady You are??????? Meeting your wife turned me into a lesbian. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #34 June 9, 2005 Is "interperate" similar to "misunderestimate"? _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #35 June 9, 2005 QuoteWhy should we care if someone is gay or not, or if God Made Adam and Eve, and not Adams and Steve. Just let these people live their lives, and if they are condemned to hell for eternity, that's between them and God. Personally I feel the bible is trying to tell us not to judge each other, and to treat each other well. I'm sure it is also saying, believe in God, and do good thing, and you will be rewarded. Don't believe in God, and do bad things, and you will be punished. It has some pretty basic rules of life to live by, but there is only one way for us to truely find out. That's the best thing I've read in this whole thread. Why are we humans so concerned about another person's eternity? Shouldn't we be more focused on our own? Shouldn't we be more focused on setting good examples for the people around us? It has nothing to do with WHO we love. It has everything to do with HOW we love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sistaluv 0 #36 June 10, 2005 QuoteWell in my opinion ...... god made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!*?! *** If ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest person on Earth Hey you people can believe in what you want, be with whatever you want...it's all good,to each there own....I still think it was funny in my world..... ps. "no pun intended" Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PKJumper 0 #37 June 10, 2005 Don't think so. This is just more of the same from billvon. The constant, incessant preaching makes me ill. This is a skydiving website, get it, skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #38 June 10, 2005 Brilliant post. The sooner people start seeing it like that the sooner we can start to progress as a society. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #39 June 10, 2005 QuoteBrilliant post. The sooner people start seeing it like that the sooner we can start to progress as a society. Absolutely. Too bad too many others don't see it like that. "The greatest thing you can ever learn is to love and be loved in return." Quote from Moulin Rouge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #40 June 10, 2005 QuoteDon't think so. This is just more of the same from billvon. The constant, incessant preaching makes me ill. hey, does the phrase "tongue in cheek" mean anything to you? WHOOOOOOOSSSHHHHH!!!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #41 June 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteDon't think so. This is just more of the same from billvon. The constant, incessant preaching makes me ill. hey, does the phrase "tongue in cheek" mean anything to you? WHOOOOOOOSSSHHHHH!!!! LMAO... Did is almost as funny as the guy who was trying to debate how he knew BDSM issues with him...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #42 June 10, 2005 QuoteDon't think so. This is just more of the same from billvon. The constant, incessant preaching makes me ill. This is a skydiving website, get it, skydiving? You're new here, aren't ya'? Somehow, I could tell.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #43 June 10, 2005 Funniest. Thread. Ever. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,990 #44 June 10, 2005 >The constant, incessant preaching makes me ill. Fear not, for the Lord will heal you and smite thine enemies, on both foreign and domestic chatrooms: Deuteronomy 7:15 - "And the LORD will take away from you all sickness, and will afflict you with none of the terrible diseases of Egypt which you have known, but will lay them on all those who hate you." >This is a skydiving website, get it, skydiving? Indeed it is! And as skydivers we're in luck: John 3:13 - "No one has ascended to heaven but He who came down from heaven." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #45 June 10, 2005 Isn't there a tribe or culture somewhere on Earth that has no concept of sarcasm? Maybe PKJumper is from there - give him a break! Poor guy... Phbbbphbbt! AndyMan - agreed. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #46 June 10, 2005 Quoteor if God Made Adam and Eve, and not Adams and Steve Hey leave me out of this thread. I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay) nor am I religious. I do believe though that these religious nut cases who claim that their way is the truth cause more trouble than anything. God help us (pardon the pun) when these religious nut cases turn the USA into a theology (as they so much desire). Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #47 June 10, 2005 Did you all know that even PMS is mentioned in the Bible??? It says in the Gospels: "...And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apley 0 #48 June 11, 2005 god told me to hate you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apley 0 #49 June 11, 2005 wasn't there also a dude in the bible who tied his ass to a tree, then walked 50 miles?! incredible! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #50 June 12, 2005 Quotewasn't there also a dude in the bible who tied his ass to a tree, then walked 50 miles?! incredible! DId he ever come back to pick up his ass? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
