rsmn17 0 #1 December 24, 2005 So my friend rented out a club tonight for her birthday party and she had a few male strippers there. This one stripper pulls me out of the audience and brings me up front and we started dancing. Then he whispers in my ear, "ok, I'm gonna put you down on the floor now...just go with it." So he throws me down, face down on the floor. I'm thinking ok, this is weird, and out of the corner of my eye, I'm watching my friends going crazy, and I see him pull out a can of whipped cream. Then before I know what's happening, he pulls my pants down, puts the whipped cream in my ass crack and licks it off!!! So, I'm wondering, is this normal for a stripper to do??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 December 24, 2005 QuoteSo my friend rented out a club tonight for her birthday party and she had a few male strippers there. This one stripper pulls me out of the audience and brings me up front and we started dancing. Then he whispers in my ear, "ok, I'm gonna put you down on the floor now...just go with it." So he throws me down, face down on the floor. I'm thinking ok, this is weird, and out of the corner of my eye, I'm watching my friends going crazy, and I see him pull out a can of whipped cream. Then before I know what's happening, he pulls my pants down, puts the whipped cream in my ass crack and licks it off!!! So, I'm wondering, is this normal for a stripper to do??? I don't think so. Drunk skydivers on the other hand... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 December 24, 2005 It is if he likes you. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #4 December 24, 2005 You've just described my wedding night John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #5 December 24, 2005 You had whipped cream licked out of your ass crack by a male stripper on your wedding night? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #6 December 24, 2005 How much did you pay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #7 December 24, 2005 did ya get video? Rememmber if its not on video, it never happenedLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #8 December 24, 2005 Yes, this is normal behavior and not just for strippers. When I met my girlfriend's parents I did the same thing to my gf's mother to break the ice. Worked like gangbusters!"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #9 December 24, 2005 Never look a Greek horse in the mouth. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #10 December 24, 2005 are you reffering to something like this Rhonda Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #11 December 24, 2005 Quoteare you reffering to something like this Rhonda I've never seen a more appropriate attachment to a post. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 December 24, 2005 QuoteYes, this is normal behavior and not just for strippers. When I met my girlfriend's parents I did the same thing to my gf's mother to break the ice. Worked like gangbusters! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #13 December 24, 2005 Hi 17, "I just love this Sport!!!!!" Just leave it to a skydiver to do something that "off thewall!!" Although the stripper probably wasn't a jumper, it sounds like he has good jumping "genes" and should be!!! It's gigs like this that have kept me going in this great sport for the last 41 1/2 years and I'll double that if I can!!!!!! Picture the same scenario on a "nekid skydive" on VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsmn17 0 #14 December 24, 2005 "did ya get video? Rememmber if its not on video, it never happened" No video but my friends got a few pics of it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 December 24, 2005 I've heard of it happening the other way around . . . male guest at a party licking a female stripper's ass crack. It doesn't sound normal to me, but if you had fun, then it's all good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #16 December 24, 2005 No where in your post do I detect any objections ! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsmn17 0 #17 December 24, 2005 It happened kinda fast...that and I was very very drunk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 December 25, 2005 QuoteNever look a Greek horse in the mouth. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsmn17 0 #19 December 25, 2005 I just got this picture from right after it happened. The look on my face is priceless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #20 December 25, 2005 QuoteI just got this picture from right after it happened. The look on my face is priceless! Just thought I'd point out that you post a picture of a stripper sitting on your butt, and I notice this: Quote rsmn17 Dec 24, 2005, 5:55 PM Post #20 of 20 (4 views) Copy Shortcut Registered: Jul 18, 2005 Posts: 69 Bawhaha...........May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 December 25, 2005 QuoteThen he whispers in my ear, "ok, I'm gonna put you down on the floor now...just go with it." So he throws me down, face down on the floor. So, all he had to do was tell you to? Excellent. ...what are you doing Monday? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsmn17 0 #23 December 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteThen he whispers in my ear, "ok, I'm gonna put you down on the floor now...just go with it." So he throws me down, face down on the floor. So, all he had to do was tell you to? Excellent. ...what are you doing Monday? Haven't you ever heard of the 11th commandment?? "Thou must obey strippers" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 December 25, 2005 QuoteHaven't you ever heard of the 11th commandment?? "Thou must obey strippers" Usually it works the other way, but is quite expensive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #25 December 25, 2005 Absolutely normal ! Transexuals like to do that too ....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
