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You and I disagree on the interpretation of the stripper's performance. But that is a very subjective thing, whereby each person can come up with their own idea of the symbolism, if any, that they think is taking place. I came up with one idea, because I think like a man, and men have "dirty" minds. I have a lot of experience being a man, and have been hanging out with them for many decades. This is the kind of thinking they do, in private. They won't tell the women they think like that, because they're too polite, but amongst other men, they make such comments. For example; "Man, wouldn't you like to put it between that pair of tits?" (Sorry guys, for revealing our dirty little secret.) Women may think differently about such things, and have their own ideas of symbolism. I have virtually zero success in figuring out how women think. To each his own.

If a man is watching you with rapt attention and a wry smile on his face as you suck on a popsicle, it's not because he's recalling a fond memory of childhood popsicle. It's because he's making a sexual analogy, and wishing he could substitute his penis for your popsicle. Ditto with a male stripper's performance and the whipped cream. Anyone who's seen porno movies knows that one of the most common "cum shot" scenes seems to be from doggie style sex, squirting all over the woman's ass. And that's what I thought of when I saw that photo.

Pardon my explicit language. I don't usually talk like this, but I'm not going to play games with the language to avoid it.

So where am I going with all this? Okay, I'll wrap it up and bring it back around to your quoted message, above.



I've almost 50 years experience being a man as well, women are well aware of how we think... why do you think they dress like they do?? I also know that women are just as bad as we are, they're just better at hiding it.
I've been to quite a few stripper shows, mostly female but I have gone to a few male shows with female friends. In all that time I've seen what happened to the OP before and not once did anyone come up with the anal sex analogy. The entire idea is to entice the crowd.
As for the comment about pulling his cock out and shoving it in someone's mouth... he would be fired immediately, it's a SHOW and there are limits as to what they can do. FYI that DOES happen in a live sex show (not to be confused with stripping) however the only time a member of the 'audience' is used is when it's someone they have planted there for that purpose.
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>So if a male stripper pulls out his dick and tries to shove it in an
>audience member's mouth, that's okay with you?

That's exactly it! And what if he then rapes everyone there, then kills all the black people in the audience? That's EXACTLY LIKE putting whipped cream on someone's butt.



This one time...at band camp...that is exactly what happened.

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*** Lisa, did you give that guy a hardon, you naughty girl?


-;);)Well, he did offer to give me a free 'private show' later, but I politely declined, as any self respecting crack whore would do:S



How much was he charging? Do you know? Or didn't he get that far?

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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God, I hope this was a joke to use one of RL's posts and change the phrase in question. Not really funny but whatever. She misspelled 'meant'...



I think she understood what I was doing there.

She had just lambasted me for not expressing myself clearly enough, and then she went and did the same thing herself just a few messages later. So I turned her lambast back around on herself.

The message was: no one is perfect at communicating with words, all the time.

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So if a male stripper pulls out his dick and tries to shove it in an audience member's mouth, that's okay with you?



You can't possibly be serious?? It's time to wake up, you've gone from mis-interpreting what was going on to being out-right ridiculous. I refuse to stoop to your level.....



It's cute how you put forth this principle, but then refuse to answer any questions about possible scenarios to test your principle.

Interpretation: You don't have an answer, you're embarassed that a flaw in your principle has been exposed, and therefore you're just going to feign moral superiority and ignore the problem.

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God, I hope this was a joke to use one of RL's posts and change the phrase in question. Not really funny but whatever. She misspelled 'meant'...



I think she understood what I was doing there.



I think my comment spoke for itself.

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She had just lambasted me for not expressing myself clearly enough, and then she went and did the same thing herself just a few messages later. So I turned her lambast back around on herself.



No. I didn't do the same thing. I made a typographical error, and I corrected it before anyone noticed or commented. You twisted your own words when you were confronted and asked by me to provide proof of the accusation you made.

Really, John, it's different. You may not be able to see that, but the rest of us can.

I had already lost all respect for you, but it is possible for you to go lower in my estimation, and that's exactly what you just did.

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The message was: no one is perfect at communicating with words, all the time.



That may be the message you wanted to send, but it's not the message that was received. Not by me, and I suspect I'm not the only one.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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>Interpretation: You don't have an answer, you're embarassed that a
> flaw in your principle has been exposed, and therefore you're just
> going to feign moral superiority and ignore the problem.

Are you still maintaining that spraying whipped cream on someone's butt is just like sodomizing them against their will? You really need an example that's something like what happened. Here are a few you might use:

-You go to wet T-shirt night at Rantoul wearing a white T-shirt and someone sprays water on you.

-You go to a "party till you puke" event at a college and someone pukes on your shoes.

-You ask a chick to dance at a party, and she slow-dances and grinds against you (in your terms, she 'simulates a sex act.')

In all those cases, you NEVER GAVE PERMISSION for the egregious violation that was perpetrated upon your person!

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I just have to say that the argument that this thread has turned into has got to be one of the funniest I have ever seen on here. Who would have known that people could argue for so long about the meaning of whipped cream being licked from your ass crack? :D And somehow I'm guessing that you had no idea this would end up as a debate in Speaker's Corner when you originally posted it. :ph34r:

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Your life experiences must have been pretty bizarre.
I've lost all the respect I ever had for you, such as it was.



We've never met each other in person. We've never just sat down and talked. We've hardly even conversed much in this forum. You don't know the first darn thing about me as a real person.

Yet, based upon one opinion I had about a stripper's performance, you've concluded that I'm unworthy of any respect, and some kind of freak.

I hope you make personal judgements about people in real life with more care, reflection and maturity than you have exhibited here with me.

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Yet, based upon one opinion I had about a stripper's performance, you've concluded that I'm unworthy of any respect, and some kind of freak.



I would never call you a freak in this forum.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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No. I didn't do the same thing. I made a typographical error, and I corrected it before anyone noticed or commented. You twisted your own words when you were confronted...



No, I wrote what I meant, and you just didn't understand it. Granted, it wasn't real clear, but that doesn't mean that I "twisted" my words - what I did was explain them in further detail. You just love to attach your own negative connotations to everything. When I commented on the crack-whore idea, you turned it into "You co-opted it", and so on. Geez, sit back and listen to yourself, and look at how crazy you make everything.

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Really, John, it's different. You may not be able to see that, but the rest of us can.



I didn't realize that you had a proxy to speak on behalf of everyone else. I don't think you should fantasize about having everyone else on your side. See my above comment about how crazy you make everything. Also review my previous comment about arrogance.

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I had already lost all respect for you, but it is possible for you to go lower in my estimation, and that's exactly what you just did.



Am I supposed to care about your respect? At this point I could find a cure for cancer, and you would just continue with this bashing. I offered an olive branch, and you rejected it.

But please note, that I have refrained from retaliating in kind. For now. Yet, I'm the one who is somehow the bad guy. Go figure.

Chill.

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Are you still maintaining that spraying whipped cream on someone's butt is just like sodomizing them against their will?



No, I don't maintain that, because I never said it in the first place.

The lies being perpetrated in here against me are reaching mythical proportions! Hah!

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Chill.



It does no good to make the demand when it seems that you have no intention of chilling. The only way to make someone "chill" is to first chill yourself.

The last word is "zyxt," John. It's all yours.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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It does no good to make the demand when it seems that you have no intention of chilling. The only way to make someone "chill" is to first chill yourself.



There you go again. When I defend myself against your allegations and negative comments, it is once again me being the bad guy for not "chilling". See how you turn everything into a crazy negative?

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Yet, based upon one opinion I had about a stripper's performance, you've concluded that I'm unworthy of any respect, and some kind of freak.



I would never call you a freak in this forum.

rl



RL, and everyone else:

I know JohnRich. He's a good guy. You would like him in person.

I don't think I've heard him talk much about guns, or strippers, or simulated whatever in person. John is not even a little bit overbearing. He's not preachy. He's very laidback.

He's a good guy and he's a fun guy. You would enjoy hanging out with him in person, shooting the shit over a couple of cold ones.

This whole discussion got way overblown a long time ago.

Walt

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Your life experiences must have been pretty bizarre.
I've lost all the respect I ever had for you, such as it was.



We've never met each other in person. We've never just sat down and talked. We've hardly even conversed much in this forum. You don't know the first darn thing about me as a real person.

Yet, based upon one opinion I had about a stripper's performance, you've concluded that I'm unworthy of any respect, and some kind of freak.

I hope you make personal judgements about people in real life with more care, reflection and maturity than you have exhibited here with me.



good post !
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I think I'd hafta be in love...can't think of a better way to say I love you;)



I think a kiss on the lips would be better than a tongue in the ass.

But that's just me, an old fuddy-duddy.



i'll try and remember that if we ever meet, can't promise though ;)
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My thoughts exactly! I just wanted to know if strippers normally do that and I thought the picture was really funny and would give some people a good laugh. I even showed it to my mother, along with the rest of the pictures (and yes, some of them were a lot worse than the one I posted), and she laughed her ass off! Maybe I shoudn't of said that...now JohnRich is going to accuse my mother of condoning such perverted behavior of her 22 year old daughter;)

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Yet, based upon one opinion I had about a stripper's performance, you've concluded that I'm unworthy of any respect, and some kind of freak.



Okay, you seem determined, so this is the reason:

I don't enjoy the way you argue. You don't seem to read or write with any due care, and you don't consider the point that someone else is making (more obvious in other threads, but still apparent here).

I don't enjoy the way you wiggle, evade, avoid and obfuscate. When you make a mistake, you don't say, "I didn't say what I meant," you say, "That's not what I said." It's not just here in this thread, but this thread was the capper for me.

And specifically, in this thread, I am appalled by your treatment of the OP because you cared more about making your point (if that's what you call it) than about how you were indirectly making her out to be something of a lower life form. She isn't. She didn't do anything wrong; she did nothing more than ask the question: "Is this normal?" Instead of an answer, she got your rampage.

The bottom line is that I am no longer much interested in arguing with you because arguing with you is no fun.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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>No, I don't maintain that, because I never said it in the first place.

So YamTX is feigning moral superiority by ignoring a question you never asked?

That does it. From now on I'm ignoring all the questions people don't ask me!



I'm not feigning moral superiority, hell I'm not morally superior in any way shape nor form. He went from ridiculous to well beyond surreal in his assumptions and statements. I learned long long ago that there are some people who you just can't reason with and felt it best to stop at that point rather than continue a conversation that was going nowhere.
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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My thoughts exactly! I just wanted to know if strippers normally do that and I thought the picture was really funny and would give some people a good laugh. I even showed it to my mother, along with the rest of the pictures (and yes, some of them were a lot worse than the one I posted), and she laughed her ass off! Maybe I shoudn't of said that...now JohnRich is going to accuse my mother of condoning such perverted behavior of her 22 year old daughter;)



Your mother condoned your perverted behavior?? Good for her! Is she seeing anyone? :D
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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