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peacefuljeffrey

Why is there a need for a "gay day" for skydiving? Or any other kind of "day"?

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can you two please get a room, fuck and get it over with.....

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I'm old enough to be his mother.

Ummm -- RL? I'm older than you are and I certainly don't let it stop me.

In the "bad things to say on a first date" thread the latest one is "your sister's a hottie, but man, your mom does this thing with her tongue" :ph34r::D

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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What can I say, I'm not perfect.



But you DO have The Mighty Tinfoil Hat.



This is absolutely true.

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[random foreign accent]
But when you have anger, you are potent, like bull. Is strong and sexy, no?



Damn, you are right! People are better when they flip out! I am going to go yell at someone right now!

:S

:D:D



Or maybe is just hat make you sexy... ;)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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:D:D



Or maybe is just hat make you sexy... ;)



The hat IS known to be an aphrodesiac in many cultures.



That must be why I'm so hot after reading this thread. Or maybe it's cuz y'all are bringing the FUNNY! I feel so left out because I was, y'know, doing that crazy work thing. [:/]
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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That must be why I'm so hot after reading this thread. Or maybe it's cuz y'all are bringing the FUNNY! I feel so left out because I was, y'know, doing that crazy work thing. [:/]



Humor is TOTALLY sexy. mmmmm, humor. ;)
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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That must be why I'm so hot after reading this thread. Or maybe it's cuz y'all are bringing the FUNNY! I feel so left out because I was, y'know, doing that crazy work thing. [:/]



Humor is TOTALLY sexy. mmmmm, humor. ;)



People who are actually funny are much funnier than people who think they're funny. Online dating tip: If their profile says "I'm a funny guy (gal)" ... they're not.:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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That must be why I'm so hot after reading this thread. Or maybe it's cuz y'all are bringing the FUNNY! I feel so left out because I was, y'know, doing that crazy work thing. [:/]



Humor is TOTALLY sexy. mmmmm, humor. ;)



People who are actually funny are much funnier than people who think they're funny. Online dating tip: If their profile says "I'm a funny guy (gal)" ... they're not.:D



What about silly? or sarcastic? Does that mean I am neither of those things?!?

:o:o[:/]

:D:D
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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That must be why I'm so hot after reading this thread. Or maybe it's cuz y'all are bringing the FUNNY! I feel so left out because I was, y'know, doing that crazy work thing. [:/]



Humor is TOTALLY sexy. mmmmm, humor. ;)



People who are actually funny are much funnier than people who think they're funny. Online dating tip: If their profile says "I'm a funny guy (gal)" ... they're not.:D



The WORST are people who laugh at their own jokes. I watched a socially-awkward scientist in front of a group of sales people trying to give a product presentation, and he kept adding little 'funnies' to his spiel and then laughing a hideous laugh. He'd suck air though his teeth and then burst out a HAHAhe!

No one else laughed, we just shared these surreptitious "holy crap, do you believe this guy?" glances... ugh it was painful...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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What about silly? or sarcastic? Does that mean I am neither of those things?!?

:o:o[:/]

:D:D



You're all of those and more. It's only if you feel the need to say "I've got a great sense of humo(u)r" that I'd start to wonder. :|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I'm old enough to be his mother. :|



You keep bringing this up as if anyone else thinks it's relevant to the question.



What's relevant to the question is that all the guys I'm head over heels in love with are either a) too young or b) of an inappropriate (for my purposes) sexual orientation (not to mention married to each other). :S

In the first instance, been there, done that, what an adventure. I'm still a little dizzy lo these many years later. :| In the second, it's just as well, because I couldn't choose between the two anyway. :)
But your post (and SkyDekker's and Wendy's) was sweet.

Now...let's get back to the toe-curling properties of the hat.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Well, just in case, I'm sending hugs too...because I know that on the mornings when I really need a laugh, what I also really need are lots and lots of snuggles.

Is there anything I can do to help? Or can I volunteer (i.e., ask Rebecca to wrap and mail) GTA so that he can help? :D



Thanks for the hugs, Rhonda... and yes, GTA can be sent too... I will hug him and squeeze him as if he was my very own. :D

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Well, just in case, I'm sending hugs too...because I know that on the mornings when I really need a laugh, what I also really need are lots and lots of snuggles.

Is there anything I can do to help? Or can I volunteer (i.e., ask Rebecca to wrap and mail) GTA so that he can help? :D



Thanks for the hugs, Rhonda... and yes, GTA can be sent too... I will hug him and squeeze him as if he was my very own. :D



Come to Texas. We are getting a suite!

Although California eh? I like California. :)
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Thanks for the hugs, Rhonda... and yes, GTA can be sent too... I will hug him and squeeze him as if he was my very own. :D



That'll have you right as rain in no time, sweetie.

Is your day getting any better, or do I need to crack the whip so these funny folks get even funnier?

They're in rare form today, I'll tell ya.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Online dating tip: If their profile says "I'm a funny guy (gal)" ... they're not.:D



umm... :|:|:|



Richland, WA "Wild and crazy guy seeks fun gal for good times. I love to laugh!" That was your profile, right? ;)



I love to laugh. That shit is so awesome. I also like this one ( and I see it far too much):

"I like to do lots of fun things." :|

HOLY SHIT?! You do?!? ME TOO!!! You are my SOULMATE!!

:D:D
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Online dating tip: If their profile says "I'm a funny guy (gal)" ... they're not.:D



umm... :|:|:|



Richland, WA "Wild and crazy guy seeks fun gal for good times. I love to laugh!" That was your profile, right? ;)



I love to laugh. That shit is so awesome. I also like this one ( and I see it far too much):

"I like to do lots of fun things." :|

HOLY SHIT?! You do?!? ME TOO!!! You are my SOULMATE!!

:D:D



:D Reminds me of:

"We have a lot in common."

"Like what?"

"Well, like soup... I like soup and he likes soup..."

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Crack the whip, please... And take me to Texas (my home)... I think that is the answer to all of my problems...



ALRIGHT! We converge in Texas soon. Me, you, rl, Wendy, and Rebecca. And the champagne, which I shall name Mr. Bubblesworth.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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can you two please get a room, fuck and get it over with.....

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I'm old enough to be his mother.

...or maybe his mother-in-law.



And this is a bad thing how?????

:)

I would NEVER do anything like that:):):):):)

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Crack the whip, please... And take me to Texas (my home)... I think that is the answer to all of my problems...



ALRIGHT! We converge in Texas soon. Me, you, rl, Wendy, and Rebecca. And the champagne, which I shall name Mr. Bubblesworth.



You horny little devil, you. :D>:(

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Crack the whip, please... And take me to Texas (my home)... I think that is the answer to all of my problems...



ALRIGHT! We converge in Texas soon. Me, you, rl, Wendy, and Rebecca. And the champagne, which I shall name Mr. Bubblesworth.



You horny little devil, you. :D>:(



HEY! I am am the one being passed around here! >:(


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Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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