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Lesbian Becomes College Homecoming King

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I'ver never seen a real homecoming King/Queen contest before, is it how I think it is where the jock football captain and his cheerleading girlfriend usually win or is that just in the movies? :D


When I graduated high school (91), they did have a homecoming King/Queen contest. As I recall, a football player (not the captain) won and a cheerleader who was not his girlfreind won. I do believe that the students who gave a shit voted on this contest. I wasn't one that voted.
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I AM THREATENED about the current state our society is in. I am scared for my future kids, who will have to grow up in a society without morals



Why would your future kids have to grow up in a society without morals? Or do you mean they will have to grow up in a society that is not completely governed by Christian morals?

Oh, and as for the "king" thing... one of the definitions for "king" is "One that is supreme or preeminent in a particular group, category, or sphere." No mention of sex in that definition...

Not that it really matters, since it's just some silly homecoming event at a liberal arts college. I would imagine that a Christian college would not allow such things, so that might be a good place to send your kids if your are worried about them having too much contact with moral diversity. (Hmm, though with the way I have seen Christians argue about who is a true Christian and who is not, I might be wrong about the moral diversity thing.)

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In other news, I am wearing pants.



And that sort of news would be a lot more interesting if you weren't wearing pants. And if you posted pictures, of course.



Let's all take our pants off.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Let's all take our pants off.



I'm not wearing pants.

But those of you who are should take them off.



Well, allow me to rephrase: Let's all take off whatever is covering the lower half of our bodies.
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>In other news, I am wearing pants.

I would like to announce that, in addition to promoting our excellent admin assistant (Gloria) to King of the Floor, I have put new socks on.



There is something oddly satisfying about putting a new socks on.
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Let's all take our pants off.



I'm not wearing pants.

But those of you who are should take them off.



I don't believe my co-workers would appreciate that.... :P




The oppressive BASTARDS!!!!>:(
SHOCK & AWE them towards a pants free society!!!!
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When you're out of the blue and into the black."
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Well, allow me to rephrase: Let's all take off whatever is covering the lower half of our bodies.



Well, allow me to rephrase: I am not wearing anything to cover the lower half of my body.





Ok, actually I am lying to you. I am wearing some ugly old sweatpants. But I will take them off if everyone else does. My cat Iggy might be offended, but he thinks I'm an idiot anyway...

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Ok, actually I am lying to you. I am wearing some ugly old sweatpants. But I will take them off if everyone else does. My cat Iggy might be offended, but he thinks I'm an idiot anyway...



Okay, but even if you don't, there is a HIGH chance I will imagine that you did anyway. ;)

I am also going to nominate you to be the SC homecoming king.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I am also going to nominate you to be the SC homecoming king.



I think this may be my proudest moment... But if I win, then I will truly feel like I have accomplished something in my life. I have always wanted to be king...



We shall celebrate your win with tea and crumpets and a bath. But no crumpets in the bath. They make the water messy.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I think this may be my proudest moment... But if I win, then I will truly feel like I have accomplished something in my life. I have always wanted to be king...



This nomination is abhorent! The definition of KING is "leader of a sovereign land" but speaker's corner is an internet bulletin board, not land at all! This PC nonsense must be stopped!

The morals of our children are at stake. Won't someone think of the children???


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Why can't people accept that a home coming king is a male, and a lesbian is a female. I don't see why everyone is turning this into an anti-gay protest. I'm all for equal rights for everybody, but do we have to be so damn PC that we are afraid to tell a female lesbian she isn't a guy and can't be king? Really her being a lesbian has nothing to do with it. It's the fact that a female has won what should be a male's position.


I completely agree, again!
I guess it ISN'T PC to have definitions of what a woman is and a what a man is:S:S:S

and Shotgun, your question about morals: are lying, cheating, stealing, killing, strictly Christian morals, or do other societies adopt these same "rules" for living?
But maybe you're right, there is nothing wrong with cheating on someone or lying, after all our society seems to think these things are okay.:S


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>In other news, I am wearing pants.

I would like to announce that, in addition to promoting our excellent admin assistant (Gloria) to King of the Floor, I have put new socks on.



If this is about the wardrobe choices of the day, I chose 33's, which good because they fit like 34's did last week. I probably could of done 32's but they wouldn't have been as comfortable. Hopefully 32's will be as comfortable next week as the 33's were today. I need to loose like 10-15 lbs to get my fall rate from bowling ball fast down to very fast.
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Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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your question about morals: are lying, cheating, stealing, killing, strictly Christian morals, or do other societies adopt these same "rules" for living?



Those are the type of morals that most people, even non-Christians, share. The morals I have are based on not hurting other people, and I'm pretty sure that I would have those same morals even if Christianity never existed.

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there is nothing wrong with cheating on someone or lying, after all our society seems to think these things are okay.



There are people in our society who seem to think those things are ok (though I'm not one of them)... And personally, I find that to be much more of a concern than worrying about the sexual orientation of other healthy and sane adults.

Edited to say: Well unless it involves lying to GTAVercetti about wearing pants... That's when it's ok to lie. :)

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>If this is about the wardrobe choices of the day, I chose 33's . . .

I have mostly 33's. They fit great before I left for Thailand/Australia. I now weigh exactly the same as I did when I left, but the 33's are hanging off me. So what the heck is up with that? People are arguing about these silly things here in SC when I have a serious sizing issue going on here! What, am I going to have to go back to my ragged 32-sized jeans?

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