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Nope. A date is a date. We will just alter it slightly. Crumpets stay. No bath. And we go cruising for chicks. Or dudes. Or whatever. ;)



Chicks, dudes, anyone that can handle the manliness of the king's penis.

Oh, and Bill: I'm sorry I forgot to tell you about the penis, but I'll let you touch it if that will make you feel better. :ph34r: Though I don't want the popcorn anymore anyway; I have received a better offer (crumpets).

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If you didn't care about it you wouldn't have brought it up, and you wouldn't be obsessing over your jealousy of my little ceramic frog now.
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How could I be obsessing over something I didn't even know existed until you brought it up. Its not like I saw you posting about it and decided to get in your face to make nonsensical offenses with respect to that.
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But fear not! I will give you the frog! I will even pack it in popcorn
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As I said you can keep the frog. You can keep the popcorn too, I only eat efficient food and drink wine ofcourse.
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if you promise to post some more pictures of your truck (which, as I recall, looks like an F-350 but really isn't.)


If you want me to post picture of my truck, you have to start by not offending it, its a F-550.
Geez, I thought we covered this.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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Could somebody PLEASE let me know the next time a thread veers off into lands as fucking hilarious as this one has??!! My day is simultaneously made by the laughter and destroyed by the disappointment that I've been missing it. :D:S:(

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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>How could I be obsessing over something I didn't even know
>existed until you brought it up.

I don't know, but you've been going on about it for half a dozen posts now. Sorry I brought it up, and like I said, I will gladly give it to you if it will stop your crazy obsession with it.

>If you want me to post picture of my truck you have to start by not
>offending it, its a F-550.

Ah, so you got a new one! Tell it I'm sorry, I was confusing it with one of Steel's older, less manly trucks.

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>It's amazing what those swedish pumps will do to a man's . . . .truck

I have a measly US made pump. But all I do is pump up my girly bike tires, so it's sorta fitting. (And of course I am an AFF-JM so I got that small penis thing going.)

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Ah, so you got a new one! Tell it I'm sorry, I was confusing it with one of Steel's older, less manly trucks.


Its not a new one, its the same one on the avatar, which as it is, is manly enough to go right over a Prius without being harmed in the least. If you want we could do that for an audience, even if we only get a couple of hundred dollars, I will let you keep the money, as it would be more valueable than your car.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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Its not a new one, its the same one on the avatar, which as it is, is manly enough to go right over a Pius without being harmed in the least.



I bet my Toyota Tundra could go over Pious I through XII (at the same time!) without being harmed in the least! B|B|B|

Blues,
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"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Its not a new one, its the same one on the avatar, which as it is, is manly enough to go right over a Pius without being harmed in the least.



I bet my Toyota Tundra could go over Pious I through XII (at the same time!) without being harmed in the least! B|B|B|

Blues,
Dave


Maybe with the proper lift kit and tires. If you need any I can set you up, just im me.

B|
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Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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30% of skydivers are stupid liberal assholes.



What kind of stupid assholes are the other 70%?



:D

it's an even mix - pretty easy to tell from these boards

30% stupid liberal assholes
30% stupid right wing assholes
30% centrist assholes
10% popcorn eating observing assholes

yell out "Hey Asshole" at a boogie and you'll see 100% response


You're right, I shouldn't have used assholes, dickheads or instigators would have been more fitting.
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>Its not a new one, its the same one on the avatar . . .

Hmm. A while back you were going on about "So then why can't I change my registration to say that I have a 350" (the post is here.) So was that a different truck? Or have you succeeded in convincing the DMV to register it as a bigger truck than it is? If so, bully for you.

> is manly enough to go right over a Pius without being harmed in the least.

No doubt! I have no doubt you could roll over any number of popes and smash them flat. I am sure you could also roll over my bikes and most of my friends; there's not much question that you (and your truck) are manly enough to do that.

But then again you should be able to tell from my postings that I'm not manly at all. I'm a liberal. My jumpsuits are thin nylon instead of massive bolts of manly cordura. My job involves designing tiny effeminate IC's and little circuits, instead of lifting manly boxes and shoveling masculine dirt. For fun I jump out of airplanes instead of rolling over things in a truck. I've only beat up one person since I've been an adult, and he was a mugger, not a wimp I pounded just for the satisfaction of it.

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>Its not a new one, its the same one on the avatar . . .

Hmm. A while back you were going on about "So then why can't I change my registration to say that I have a 350" (the post is here. So was that a different truck? Or have you succeeded in convincing the DMV to register it as a bigger truck than it is? If so, bully for you.
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If you want to get technical about it, its registered as an F-250. However, recently when I took it for inspection, I had to direct the inspector to the tag inside the door, as he couldn't believe it wasn't a F550.
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> is manly enough to go right over a Pius without being harmed in the least.

No doubt! I have no doubt you could roll over any number of popes and smash them flat I am sure you could also roll over my bikes and most of my friends; there's not much question that you (and your truck) are manly enough to do that.
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Actually I corrected it to read Prius, incase you missed that.
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But then again you should be able to tell from my postings that I'm not manly at all. I'm a liberal.
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yeah that is a given.
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My jumpsuits are thin nylon instead of massive bolts of manly cordura.
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thats an advantage as you can always wear weight. But for some of us there is more to life than fall rate.
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My job involves designing tiny effeminate IC's and little circuits, instead of lifting manly boxes and shoveling masculine dirt.
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My job involves sitting in front of a computer screen and fixing million dollar telecom switches remotely. Most of my coe-workers are male and manly, and conservative, so that statement makes no sense.
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For fun I jump out of airplanes instead of rolling over things in a truck.
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I do both and then some. Again there is more to life than skydiving.
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I've only beat up one person since I've been an adult, and he was a mugger, not a wimp I pounded just for the satisfaction of it.


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I probably have you beat by a few. But that doesn't really say anything about how tough I am or am not. It just shows how many more times I was pushed too far by somebody that was not hiding behind a keyboard.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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I probably have you beat by a few. But that doesn't really say anything about how tough I am or am not. It just shows how many more times I was pushed too far by somebody that was not hiding behind a keyboard.



So, you lose your temper a little too quickly...I would have never guessed :)

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I probably have you beat by a few. But that doesn't really say anything about how tough I am or am not. It just shows how many more times I was pushed too far by somebody that was not hiding behind a keyboard.



So, you lose your temper a little too quickly...I would have never guessed :)

Didn't say that, I just said more often the Bill Von.
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>If you want to get technical about it, its registered as an F-250.

Ah, OK. So it's registered as an F-250, it's really more like an F-350, and it looks like an F-550. That explains the earlier posts.

>thats an advantage as you can always wear weight. But for some
>of us there is more to life than fall rate.

?? I fall at 125mph with those suits.

>But for some of us there is more to life than fall rate.

Not for me, clearly. Fall rate is it. I'm hopeless if anyone expects me to _do_ anything in freefall.

>My job involves sitting in front of a computer screen and fixing
> million dollar telecom switches remotely. Most of my coe-workers are
> male and manly, and conservative, so that statement makes no
> sense.

What? Pallid geeks wearing pocket protectors sitting behind computer screens are real manly men? Don't you go messing with stereotypes now, or the manly-truck thing might start taking hits!

>I probably have you beat by a few. . . .It just shows how many
>more times I was pushed too far by somebody that was not hiding
> behind a keyboard.

Well, there you go. I was worried that those stereotypes were starting to fail. But as long as you pound people who piss you off, that particular one is safe.

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Look dude, stop trying to spread it around. It was meant to be a slam against one portion of skydivers on DZ.com and you have to go and make it all universial.



but, but, but

{I just post these things for the typical response - "Oh, I'm not saying it doesn't happen in the (insert their favorite party name) BUT the (insert opposite party name) does it SO MUCH WORSE. I mean, when (insert their favorite party name) does it, it's only in defense as THEY did it first and worse. And (insert their favorite party name) doesn't do it nearly as often"}

I get at least three or four of these from both sides. Steel was first, but there's likely more by now.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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>If you want to get technical about it, its registered as an F-250.

Ah, OK. So it's registered as an F-250, it's really more like an F-350, and it looks like an F-550. That explains the earlier posts.
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Unless you want to get rid of your wussy mobile, and are looking for advice, I don't see the point of carrying on about my truck.
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>thats an advantage as you can always wear weight. But for some
>of us there is more to life than fall rate.

?? I fall at 125mph with those suits.
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I haven't tested my fall rate, but if I was to get I would probably put it closer to 140.
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>But for some of us there is more to life than fall rate.

Not for me, clearly. Fall rate is it. I'm hopeless if anyone expects me to _do_ anything in freefall.
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I meant it more in the general sense as there is more to life than skydiving. Actually if you can't control your fallrate in relative work you are useless.
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>My job involves sitting in front of a computer screen and fixing
> million dollar telecom switches remotely. Most of my coe-workers are
> male and manly, and conservative, so that statement makes no
> sense.

What? Pallid geeks wearing pocket protectors sitting behind computer screens are real manly men? Don't you go messing with stereotypes now, or the manly-truck thing might start taking hits!
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If you looked outside in the Nortel parking lot, you would be surprised how many F-250's and F-350's, you would see. If anything the F-series is among the most popular vehicle here. It seems like you are the one with the stereotypes mixed up.
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>I probably have you beat by a few. . . .It just shows how many
>more times I was pushed too far by somebody that was not hiding
> behind a keyboard.

Well, there you go. I was worried that those stereotypes were starting to fail. But as long as you pound people who piss you off, that particular one is safe.


If I pounded somebody, it would only be if I thought that was the best course of action and that I could get away with it. I don't pitty the stupid who don't know when to shut up, but I am not stupid enough to let my anger toward anybody affect my future.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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My job involves sitting in front of a computer screen and fixing million dollar telecom switches



well it just keeps on getting better....:D

btw... like my new truck? its pussy pink, and a f650 at that, and as soon as i bought it my penis size went through the roof!


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My job involves sitting in front of a computer screen and fixing million dollar telecom switches



well it just keeps on getting better....:D

btw... like my new truck? its pussy pink, and a f650 at that, and as soon as i bought it my penis size went through the roof!


thanks for that laugh. I got to admit I don't think much of you but I give you credit that was funny. Ok you are allowed in the disscusion.
:D:D:D
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Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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All I know is that there is so much manly testosterone around that my Hat can barely block out all the manly energy.



Don't underestimate the hat - If it can handle a few 'ZINGERS', then it can handle a few 'zingers'

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