Vallerina 2 #276 March 9, 2006 You know what's even WORSE? The guy that we voted as king didn't even HAVE any kingly duties!!!! I don't vote for someone unless I really believe in them, and I voted for him thinking that he would be ruler of the Homecoming. And he wasn't even MARRIED to the Queen!!!! Instead of ruling anything at all, they just got drunk at Homecoming. Can you believe that? To this day I'm still not sure how to live my life without a king! Whose rule will I follow? I guess Keely's!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #277 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteHere's my new truck . Will it give me a large organ? Nice truck, Wendy. I hope it gives you a large organ, preferably one like this, 'cause those are cool. That organ makes my dick hard....or it would.... if I had one. But Wendy's truck makes me cream.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #278 March 9, 2006 Quotethen swoopers talk about how the base-jumpers are just compensating. What about the swoopers who are also BASE jumpers? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,063 #279 March 9, 2006 >What about the swoopers who are also BASE jumpers? For safety reasons they have to buy small trucks, lest they trip over their penises when landing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #280 March 9, 2006 QuoteWhat about the swoopers who are also BASE jumpers? Most likely Canadians. "My penis is 6" long (Canadian)..." "No wait, it's the Shrinkage. It's 20 frikkin degrees below zero around here. My balls have retracted into my chest cavity." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #281 March 9, 2006 Lesbian! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #282 March 9, 2006 QuoteNow all I ahve to do is find some body to tell everybody how big my dick is.... Trust me. He has a Really Big Dick. And just to prove it, he drives a compact hybrid Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #283 March 9, 2006 QuoteI used to have a mini, does that mean i'm a homosexual with a big dick? How You Dooin!?! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #284 March 9, 2006 That lesbian needs to realize that it takes more to be a King than just a crown. She needs a penis. The crown will not be enough to compensate. Queens require the penii. True fact. Doesn't anybody study the British anymore ? Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #285 March 9, 2006 QuoteOnce a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough. You must have a stunted libido Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #286 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteOnce a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough. You must have a stunted libido While I'm in the bathroom, many figure out how to get the bedroom door unlocked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #287 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOnce a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough. You must have a stunted libido While I'm in the bathroom, many figure out how to get the bedroom door unlocked. I thought that was in the locker room shower when you drop the soap? Now I'm just confused I guess I can stop dropping the soap now Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #288 March 9, 2006 QuoteNo wait, it's the Shrinkage. "What it shrinks? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things" - Elaine Benis from Seinfeld. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #289 March 9, 2006 If Elaine Benis was president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln. She is SOOO fine. .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #290 March 9, 2006 QuoteWhose rule will I follow? I guess Keely's! Sweet... Now that I have control of Vallerina... All hell can break loose... Bwahahahaha... It's good to be king! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avenfoto 0 #291 March 9, 2006 Quoteunless you have an F-650, that is.) only i can have the f-650... but ill gladly trade it for one of those liberal-preventing hats.... Quotethen swoopers talk about how the base-jumpers are just compensating. and btw... i just "compensated" from about 300 ft... and man oh man do i ever feel better... dint even care about this stupid thread anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #292 March 9, 2006 Quote...didn't even care about this stupid thread anymore Caring about this (or any, but especially this) thread would qualify as a psychological disorder. Reading it has been a bit of a guilty pleasure. While I wouldn't gawk at a traffic accident, I'm somehow captivated by a person so plainly devoid of wit constructing insults with the potency of a gnat and yet the pride of an olympian. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #293 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhose rule will I follow? I guess Keely's! Sweet... Now that I have control of Vallerina... All hell can break loose... Bwahahahaha... It's good to be king! Did anyone else besides me flash to the "History of the World Pt 1" scene from this? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,063 #294 March 9, 2006 >but ill gladly trade it for one of those liberal-preventing hats.... Those hats don't prevent liberals. They just stop liberal negative thought rays. Come on, even a first year psych student knows that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,517 #295 March 9, 2006 This is one of the best posts ever. The first line sets you up QuoteCaring about this (or any, but especially this) thread would qualify as a psychological disorder.and then the last one nails you to the floor laughingQuoteI'm somehow captivated by a person so plainly devoid of wit constructing insults with the potency of a gnat and yet the pride of an olympian. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #296 March 9, 2006 Yes, masterThere's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #297 March 24, 2006 QuoteReading it has been a bit of a guilty pleasure. While I wouldn't gawk at a traffic accident, I'm somehow captivated by a person so plainly devoid of wit constructing insults with the potency of a gnat and yet the pride of an olympian. ' BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude.. I love you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
