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Lesbian Becomes College Homecoming King

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>So do you think your children will have imaginary friends?

Why would any parent allow such blatant untruths? Can you believe some parents actually tell their kids about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, but do not describe the mechanics of how they came to exist? Parents these days . . .

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. . . regarding sexual orientation or penis size - let's just say that the size of the truck is a PROPER representation.



So you're saying it's true. Guys drive big trucks to compensate for having small penis' and to prove their heterosexuality.
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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. . . regarding sexual orientation or penis size - let's just say that the size of the truck is a PROPER representation.



So you're saying it's true. Guys drive big trucks to compensate for having small penis' and to prove their heterosexuality.



You left out the flashy sports car connection, too. :P

Just wanna maintain a consistent message...:)
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Why would any parent allow such blatant untruths? Can you believe some parents actually tell their kids about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, but do not describe the mechanics of how they came to exist? Parents these days . . .


I was thinking more along the lines of a popular religious figure that Windcatcher seems to have a fondness for...:)
"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings."
"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."

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> I don't see why everyone is turning this into an anti-gay protest.

Nor do I. Who cares? A living group at my college elected a cat to be their living group president (and representative to the school) every year. Again, who cares?

>The fact that she is a lesbian however is the only reason she was able to run for and win king.

Nonsense. She won because more people voted for her. If a cat had run, and won, would you claim it was because the cat was a democrat or something?

>Why would a straight women do this?

Why did Queen Hatshepsut crown herself King of Egypt? (She did, google it.) Because she could.



damn Bill there you go confusing the fundamentalists with facts... ;)
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Shit. I thought I had derailed this thread and showed how silly this argument is. I am saddened that I was wrong.

I am putting my pants back on.

:|



What the fuck are you wearing on your head. Is it one of those time travelling machines i've seen on the internet. If so, would you please go back in time and prove to me that jesus walked on water by taking a picture:D:D:D



It appears you are unfamiliar with the Hat. The Hat shall let this one time slide. :|
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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As for your inquiry, you'll never have the pleasure of knowing, there's no way I'd be caught fucking a draftsman (or draftswoman, if that's what this is all about ;))

.jim


Excuse me, what pleasure is there in getting fucked by a pencil dick? I'm not a fag-hag, so there's no chance for YOU, my friend. I'm completely satisfied with MY man.
By the way, draftswoman? I'm an ENGINEER, and I don't give a shit what you think about me...but just to prove a point, I'll attach a picture...


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So you're saying it's true. Guys drive big trucks to compensate for having small penis' and to prove their heterosexuality.



I think you misunderstand, dear. I'm saying that the big truck is about the SAME SIZE as the manhood (jealous?). hehe


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I am all about seeking out truth.

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rotflmao..

thanks.. that is, absolutely the funniest thing you've ever posted..
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"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings."
"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."

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I'm saying that the big truck is about the SAME SIZE as the manhood (jealous?)



You are saying his dick is the same size as his truck? You must have the sloppiest, widest pussy ever then..... I have seent he video of the dude and his bald head...but this would break all records...

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I'm saying that the big truck is about the SAME SIZE as the manhood (jealous?)



You are saying his dick is the same size as his truck? You must have the sloppiest, widest pussy ever then..... I have seent he video of the dude and his bald head...but this would break all records...



Just because you choose to ignore common sense or don't have any there is no need to get rude and make nasty references like that.
After all we are not talking about how big your ass must be for your gay boyfreinds to stick their fist in there. There is also the fact that I don't care for you and your queer lifestyle but still.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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Ok, y'all..... if you have to do this, please take it to PMs....

My thoughts on the whole election thing - evidently the student body made their wishes known.

If the school or anyone else thought it was wrong, they had plenty of time to do something about it before the election.

Is this *REALLY* such a big thing, in the larger scheme of life?
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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You left out the flashy sports car connection, too. :P



doesn't much matter - you're a guy? you drive "ANYTHING" you must be compensating - it's a pretty standard ploy

can't win, don't try

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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well, this thread has degenerated

I'm getting a bag of popcorn.


Some of us try to be civilized, but its hard to do when the loosers are making personal attacks, rather that focusing on the issue.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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What exactly is the issue here? That a student body elected a woman as the homecoming king?

And rehmwa -- scoot over and share that popcorn. This is getting kind of interesting. I'm gonna call Hugh and Ava and see what they have to say about it too :ph34r:

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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What exactly is the issue here? That a student body elected a woman as the homecoming king?

:ph34r:

Wendy W.


My position on the entire matter was expressed clearly on post 49.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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My position on the entire matter was expressed clearly on post 49

That's your position and your issue. Not sure what that means for others.

But, ya know, I don't think it matters any more than the folks who elected a cat.

And Bill, quit hogging the popcorn

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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After all we are not talking about how big your ass must be for your gay boyfreinds to stick their fist in there. There is also the fact that I don't care for you and your queer lifestyle but still.



hi hi hi, now I am queer...this just keeps getting better and better....does that mean I don't have to buy a big truck now...I am confused...

come on, getting your girlfriend to come on here to tell everybody how big your dick is...that is just priceless....

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After all we are not talking about how big your ass must be for your gay boyfreinds to stick their fist in there. There is also the fact that I don't care for you and your queer lifestyle but still.



hi hi hi, now I am queer...this just keeps getting better and better....does that mean I don't have to buy a big truck now...I am confused...

come on, getting your girlfriend to come on here to tell everybody how big your dick is...that is just priceless....


No what is priceless is your obsession with me. Your jealousy of my truck, my body, my canopy. The question is are you jealous because you wish to be like me or because you wish you had a boyfreind like me. Personally I don't really care, In any case neither is possible so leave me and girlfreind the fuck alone, or continue to get flamed back.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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No what is priceless is your obsession with me. Your jealousy of my truck, my body, my canopy. The question is are you jealous because you wish to be like me or because you wish you had a boyfreind like me.



Wendy, please share the pop corn, this is very entertaining.

I am jealous of your body...very much so...I think you should tell all of us again how good it is. Then, I think you should tell all of us how big your truck is again...come on, you know you want to.

Then, ohh, I am getting excited, tell me about the size of your canopy....that gets me so hot...

And then to top it all off...please get your girlfriend back to tell us some more about your big dick...me and all my gay buddies (I better go find me some of those to keep Steel's delusions going) just swoon over those tales....

It's okay Steel, its only gay if you push back.....really, you can let go, step out of the closet....all will be fine...

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It's okay Steel, its only gay if you push back.....really, you can let go, step out of the closet....all will be fine...



Your attempts to recruit here are fruitless. I wouldn't get hung up on it, trust me there are plenty of gay bars all over the world for you to get your kicks.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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Your attempts to recruit here are fruitless. I wouldn't get hung up on it, trust me there are plenty of gay bars all over the world for you to get your kicks.



Like you Steel...I am so cool...they all come to me....they want to admire, my body, my car and my canopy...it is only natural...

Now all I ahve to do is find some body to tell everybody how big my dick is....

any takers? wait, nobody answer that question :D

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