jlkskycam 0 #1 March 23, 2006 Check out the 2nd place, middle school winner of the science fair - had me cleaning the monitor! The others are pretty riotous as well! http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html [ Thread will be moved in...three...two... ] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #2 March 23, 2006 It amazing that the youth of today have such a clear understanding of the way the world works and how it should be! If jlkskycam is a woman I understand your need to clean the moniter, its in your design, but I found no need to clean mine after reading this.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 March 23, 2006 And um... Why did you post it in the bonfire?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #4 March 23, 2006 Harmless fun - thought it was pretty damn funny and figured others might get a kick out of it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #5 March 23, 2006 that is some of the funniest shit i've ever read Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #6 March 23, 2006 When I first started reading it - I thought it was a put-on by "The Onion," but I think my favorite science project was the one about the lifeless stuff still lifeless after several weeks. Good laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #7 March 23, 2006 This is a parody site. It's more subtle than most, but it's definitely a parody. I really really hope it is at least. Boxer shorts with an image of a sperm with the slogan "Motility = Life"? Project Pterosaur with the goal of retrieving live dinosaurs and breeding them in christian theme parks? After their online guestbook is hacked they declare, "We apologize to all our guests who left us kind messages and prayer requests. Your entries are now in Heaven with Jesus." It's a hoax. I know it is. It must be... First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #8 March 23, 2006 Quote This is a parody site. It's more subtle than most, but it's definitely a parody. I really really hope it is at least. Boxer shorts with an image of a sperm with the slogan "Motility = Life"? Project Pterosaur with the goal of retrieving live dinosaurs and breeding them in christian theme parks? After their online guestbook is hacked they declare, "We apologize to all our guests who left us kind messages and prayer requests. Your entries are now in Heaven with Jesus." It's a hoax. I know it is. It must be... Thanks for doing the groundwork - I didn't - I followed a few of the internal links but for some reason the stuff they had for sale section wouldn't come up. Hoax or not, I laughed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 March 23, 2006 Quote Hoax or not, I laughed. The org chart is fucking awesome! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 March 23, 2006 that they were allowed to do that is amazingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #11 March 23, 2006 so sad that this is what life is coming down to. Still funny as hell... CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites