H5N1 confirmed

[Mike111 0]

Fuck

Who knows what will happen but a dead swan found in scotland has been positively confirmed with that lethal strain.

Oh dear. I hope it don't spread!

[JohnRich 4]

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H5N1

Whatzat?

[Mike111 0]

The form of birdflu which is most lethal to Humans

[shropshire 0]

It was a Mute Swan, so I guess that it couldn't ask for help...........................I'll just get my coat

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[christelsabine 1]

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H5N1

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Funny, you're asking this question ...

That, JR, is something not even you in the US could prevent with all your weapons. Wandering birds - what to do against them? They do not mind borders, JohnRich, they just cross them. And bring along bird flu. OK, if on their way they do not cross your continent .... you're at the lucky end. If not, you just pulled the short a** end

Bird flu - or its virus called H5N1 - is in the media since months. All over the world.

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[mr2mk1g 10]

hehe... yeah... and guess where I'm flying this afternoon...

[Mike111 0]

lol scotland????

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H5N1

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Funny, you're asking this question ...

[B]That, JR, is something not even you in the US could prevent with all your weapons[/B]. Wandering birds - what to do against them? They do not mind borders, JohnRich, they just cross them. And bring along bird flu. OK, if on their way they do not cross your continent .... you're at the lucky end. If not, you just pulled the short a** end

Bird flu - or its virus called H5N1 - is in the media since months. All over the world.

oh, i don't know.... i think birds would make good targets

[Duckwater 0]

My God! It has hit in Florida too!

[akarunway 1]

Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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[mr2mk1g 10]

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lol scotland????

Hehe, yup – I'll try to resist the temptation to play with any dead swans!

[nacmacfeegle 0]

And the jokes have started already....

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[Mike111 0]

lololo fucking brilliant!

[Mike111 0]

im sure youll manage!

[Mike111 0]

But who would wanan go and give it to the bird if it was ill???

[JohnRich 4]

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Whatzat?

The form of birdflu which is most lethal to Humans

Oh. I thought it was a new car model.

[Mike111 0]

close quess

[freethefly 6]

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Whatzat?

The form of birdflu which is most lethal to Humans

Oh. I thought it was a new car model.

What? Maybe,a Ford Falcon Retro?

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[miked10270 0]

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And the jokes have started already....

Yeah... The bird was found in Cellardyke. The thing is that if H5N1 causes brain-death, then the disease has probably been in Cellardyke for years & we've only just noticed!

In the meantime, buy "Battery-Hen" eggs, NOT free range!

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[Scoop 0]

Sad to report even our most beloved bird mascot has been taken ill

If only he'd taken preventative measures like the 2nd one

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[Skyrad 0]

ROFLMAO! That is the funniest post i have ever seen on DZ.com!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Skyrad 0]

Please help, I was walking through the park today when a duck sneezed on me, am I at risk??

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Mike111 0]

oh yes most definately

Although to be fair, eveyr single old granny in the UK will now be ringing everytime a pigeon falls form the sky!!!!