narcimund 0 #1 June 8, 2006 I've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that it's morally wrong to be homosexual. From now on I'm following the "straight and narrow" path. It's the right thing to do. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 June 8, 2006 GOOD! Its wrong to be gay! Just ask George W.!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #3 June 8, 2006 you said "long and hard." but besides that, just what precisely is the point of your post? is today "tongue in cheek day" or something? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 June 8, 2006 QuoteGOOD! Its wrong to be gay! Just ask George W.! Having said that...I have a confession to make...Today I will be coming out of the closet to join the Rainbow Flag Clan. Let's party girls!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #5 June 8, 2006 QuoteI've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that it's morally wrong to be homosexual. From now on I'm following the "straight and narrow" path. It's the right thing to do. You owe me a new keyboard! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #6 June 8, 2006 QuoteI've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that it's morally wrong to be homosexual. From now on I'm following the "straight and narrow" path. It's the right thing to do. Thats too bad, you can't change your mind now! Once you go gay, there is no other way! You must live in sin forever...no butts about it *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDaemon 0 #7 June 8, 2006 ... -=Raistlinfind / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 June 8, 2006 It must have been the "ASS LAYERS" conversation that turned Narci straight....So sorry Raist!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #9 June 8, 2006 QuoteI've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that it's morally wrong to be homosexual. From now on I'm following the "straight and narrow" path. It's the right thing to do. This is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #10 June 8, 2006 QuoteThis is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. Tell you what. I'll never mention my sexual orientation on dropzone again if you give up something equally annoying. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #11 June 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. Tell you what. I'll never mention my sexual orientation on dropzone again if you give up something equally annoying. Since you are going straight, there's no need for me to make a deal. How often do you hear hetros reminding you of their sexual orientation. I couldn't care less what your sexual orientation is. You like guys, good for you. I'm glad you are happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #12 June 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThis is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. Tell you what. I'll never mention my sexual orientation on dropzone again if you give up something equally annoying. Since you are going straight, there's no need for me to make a deal. How often do you hear hetros reminding you of their sexual orientation. I couldn't care less what your sexual orientation is. You like guys, good for you. I'm glad you are happy. I would now like to remind you of my sexual orientation. Please be reminded...I like cute, furry, little.....7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #13 June 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThis is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. Tell you what. I'll never mention my sexual orientation on dropzone again if you give up something equally annoying. Since you are going straight, there's no need for me to make a deal. How often do you hear hetros reminding you of their sexual orientation. I couldn't care less what your sexual orientation is. You like guys, good for you. I'm glad you are happy. I would now like to remind you of my sexual orientation. Please be reminded...I like cute, furry, little..... Perhaps we need to start a sexual orientation thread where we can all chit-chat about our preferences? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #14 June 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThis is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. Tell you what. I'll never mention my sexual orientation on dropzone again if you give up something equally annoying. Since you are going straight, there's no need for me to make a deal. How often do you hear hetros reminding you of their sexual orientation. I couldn't care less what your sexual orientation is. You like guys, good for you. I'm glad you are happy. I would now like to remind you of my sexual orientation. Please be reminded...I like cute, furry, little..... Perhaps we need to start a sexual orientation thread where we can all chit-chat about our preferences? Just check the "Bondfire" forum :)7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #15 June 8, 2006 QuoteJust check the "Bondfire" forum :) Yep, and if I wanted to chit-chat about them, that's where I'd go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,006 #16 June 8, 2006 >How often do you hear hetros reminding you of their sexual orientation. At any given time, ~20% of the threads in Bonfire are discussing heterosexual sex. That's a few hundred people a day talking about sex (or in your terms "reminding you of their sexual orientation.") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dancergirl 0 #17 June 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that it's morally wrong to be homosexual. From now on I'm following the "straight and narrow" path. It's the right thing to do. This is great news. Perhaps now we won't have to be constantly reminded of your sexual orientation. it's the gays with the little faggy voices that do my head in yes, we know it's fine to be gay.... yes, we know gays are in the minority so have to advertise they are gay to other passing gays, but the little whiney voice? oh please ! why not have "gay cards" that they can hand out in social situations to let other possible gays know they are gay too, that way we don't have to listen to that pathetic excuse for a voice that some of the more "effeminate" ones put on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #18 June 8, 2006 Quoteit's the gays with the little faggy voices that do my head in ,....... that way we don't have to listen to that pathetic excuse for a voice that some of the more "effeminate" ones put on Agreed. Someone with a full beard and a set of testicles, sounding like a wannabe woman. Just makes you want to beat them over the head with their Barbie doll! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #19 June 9, 2006 Quotebeat them over the head ... ! Absolutely right! Now that I'm a moral heterosexual, I am ready to join in battle against the fucking faggolas. My inside knowledge of their agenda should make me useful at the highest strategic levels of the Christian Pro-Family Military Forces. I also know their weaknesses intimately. For a fair fee -- to be negotiated -- I will lead you to their lair. BWYAHAhahahahaha!!!!! First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 June 9, 2006 DOWN WITH FAGS!!! DOWN WITH FAGS!!! DOWN WITH FAGS!!!Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 June 9, 2006 Well it's about damn time. Lord knows I've tried long enough to convert you."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #22 June 9, 2006 QuoteDOWN WITH FAGS!!! DOWN WITH FAGS!!! DOWN WITH FAGS!!! Keith...there's a lesson in this somewhere for you. :) linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #23 June 9, 2006 Is this like a Jedi mind trick thing? It's moraly wrong for you not give me your BASE rig.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #24 June 9, 2006 QuoteI've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that it's morally wrong to be homosexual. From now on I'm following the "straight and narrow" path. It's the right thing to do. Wow! Really???? OK, well I've decided that this coffee colour isn't doing it for me any longer... So from today I have decided that I am going to be black! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #25 June 9, 2006 QuoteWell it's about damn time. Lord knows I've tried long enough to convert you. LOL....Now it all makes senseWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
