A short story

[akarunway 1]

As a kid I was a mean little shit. (still am actually) One day I was out as usual terrorizing an threw a rock at a wasp nest. One flew out and straight to me stung me on the lip. Turned out I was allergic to the venom and spent 2 weeks in a coma. Present day. I was sitting under a shade tree the other day, enjoying the breeze and a cold one when here comes a wasp. He parks a foot from me on the tree trunk. I look at him he looks at me. I continue enjoying, he continues rooting around the bark for a good while. We look at each other again and say goodbye. He flys away and I go in the house and take a nice nap. Anyone get my drift here?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[Scoop 0]

Sounds like a zen moment!

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[downwardspiral 0]

sounds like yur racist.









































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[Tink1717 2]

Um, you're drunk again?

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[miked10270 0]

Naahh... The moral of that story's a bit too subtle for me.

My mate Dubbie (Not THAT Dubbie, another one), sez you should have stamped on the little bastard while it was alone - that's how you deal with the little sods; one at a time.

Maybe if you hammer a coupl'a nails through the end of that baseball bat of a moral, then I'll get it!
Mike.

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[skydyvr 0]

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Anyone get my drift here?

Yep, and I agree Hezbolla ought to stop lobbing rockets to the south.

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[freeryde13 0]

you should have made up a story about wasps trying to attack the local population and then blew up the block the nest was on ?

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[akarunway 1]

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you should have made up a story about wasps trying to attack the local population and then blew up the block the nest was on ?

Actually it is a true story

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[StreetScooby 5]

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I look at him he looks at me. I continue enjoying, he continues rooting around the bark for a good while. We look at each other again and say goodbye.

I've had this happen several times. It always gives me a kick. Next time you have a yellow jacket bothering you while you eat, do the following:
1) Take a small piece of watermelon/fruit and put it to the side.
2) Take a very small piece of meat, put it next to the watermelon/fruit.
3) If you don't have watermelon/fruit, use a kids "sweet drink" and pour a little bit away from you.

Usually, they find it and leave you alone. Also, they _always_ take the meat. You can watch them cut a cube just big enough to carry, then they'll lift off, struggling away to go back to their nest.

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[billvon 3,067]

>Usually, they find it and leave you alone.

True. But then they tell their friends and a lot more come back.

[StreetScooby 5]

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True. But then they tell their friends and a lot more come back.

So, don't barbeque every day After the 3rd time coming back empty, they'll move on.

We are all engines of karma

[Jaden 0]

Bad karma? What goes around, comes around.
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