waltappel 1 #1 August 18, 2006 I love stuff like this! From http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/17/chocolate.mary.ap/index.html: Here's an excerpt: Sweet Mary, mother of God? Workers at candy company see form of Virgin Mary in chocolate FOUNTAIN VALLEY, California (AP) -- Workers at a chocolate company have discovered a 2-inch-tall (5-centimeter-tall) column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to traditional depictions of the Virgin Mary. Since the discovery of the drippings under a vat on Monday, employees of Bodega Chocolates have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 August 18, 2006 I never realized how much the Virgin Mary looks like a turd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #3 August 18, 2006 I think someone should eat the virgin mary chocolate... mmmmmmm..... sacrilegous MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #4 August 18, 2006 QuoteI think someone should eat the virgin mary chocolate... The Fark heading on this story is "the only question is who gets to bite the head off" Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 August 18, 2006 Ever notice how a vagina looks like the virgin Mary..with the gown and hood. The sillouette is the same. Virgin my ass. She just didn't want to get in trouble. " I swear, we were just heavy pettting." And so... a religion was born from a girl who lied. Unfuckingbelievable so to speak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 August 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteI think someone should eat the virgin mary chocolate... The Fark heading on this story is "the only question is who gets to bite the head off" Brie That's easy: Sally Forth! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fr33flyr 0 #7 August 18, 2006 I think someone should eat the virgin mary chocolate... mmmmmmm..... sacrilegous sacrilicious _______________________________ I like life....It's something to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 August 18, 2006 the virgin Mary is most often depicted in flowing robes, with her head cowled. So it becomes very easy to find any type of flowing shape like that in just about anything. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 August 18, 2006 Hey, where is the ebay auction. I got $10 says it's mine. I'll make a video of me devouring it head first and then sell that on ebay.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 August 18, 2006 QuoteEver notice how a vagina looks like the virgin Mary..with the gown and hood. The sillouette is the same. Virgin my ass. She just didn't want to get in trouble. " I swear, we were just heavy pettting." And so... a religion was born from a girl who lied. Unfuckingbelievable so to speak. i'm taking your comments as somewhat tongue-in-cheeck, and i sincerely hope that was your intent. still, for catholics, such comments as yours can easily be very offensive to others. sangiro once really took me to task for making a joke about "dumb christians in the south," by posting a photograph of a church marque that had the slogan of that cable-guy comedian on it, "git-r-done," somewhat even making fun of myself, since my beliefs have been quite public on this website. I wonder if you'll get any fustigation for your (far more inflammatory) comments, even thinly veiled in humor, as you may think they are. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunderbow 1 #11 August 18, 2006 Thanks for your reply. Well put. People do seem to stretch these sightings quite a bit and I don't think this deserves the recognition. But even so, many of the comments made here go a bit too far.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 August 18, 2006 QuoteThanks for your reply. Well put. People do seem to stretch these sightings quite a bit and I don't think this deserves the recognition. But even so, many of the comments made here go a bit too far. you're welcome. there's more i wanted to say, but i didn't want to give the poster - or the subject matter - any further attention than they deserve, as you so rightly commented in your post. i think we all could use this as a reminder, ME INCLUDED, that ya know, there are some topics that just shouldn't be the source of an attempt at "humor." This is obvoiusly one of them. (That's assuming, of course, that the poster was, in fact, attempting to be funny.) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #13 August 18, 2006 I found a Corn Flake in my bowl this morn. that looks just like satan. Think I can get it on the evening news? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #14 August 18, 2006 QuotePeople do seem to stretch these sightings quite a bit and I don't think this deserves the recognition. People praying to a chunk of chocolate is something I find tremendously funny and worthy of recognition. Much to the chagrin of intelligent Christians everywhere."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #15 August 18, 2006 QuoteQuotePeople do seem to stretch these sightings quite a bit and I don't think this deserves the recognition. People praying to a chunk of chocolate is something I find tremendously funny and worthy of recognition. Much to the chagrin of intelligent Christians everywhere. Just remember how intelligence is distributed. Recall the bell curve? Contrary to what the modern day cultural elitists lead you to believe, IQ has a normative distribution even among (GASP!) Christians and does not discriminate based on religious belief. There will be dumb ones in the lower tail, the majority will be in the middle, and there will be brilliant ones in the other tail. And yes, I see those of you who have a disdain for Christians rolling your eyes and having a little chuckle over this, thinking that intelligence in the Christian community is, on the other hand a skewed distribution w/ everyone lumped around a very low mean. May Our Lady of the Chocolate Bunny (or whatever it was) smite you! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 August 18, 2006 Religion offends me to no end. Do you have a problem with that? How dare you offend me with your beliefs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #17 August 18, 2006 Quote And so... a religion was born from a girl who lied. Unfuckingbelievable so to speak. Well, she had pretty good reason to lie. Back in the day, if a unwed woman was pregnant, the common reaction of the public was to stone her to death. It makes sense to make your attackers afraid, and pretty much everyone was afraid of God. Thus, "God made me pregnant." So, lie or not, it's a pretty smart move if you want to live.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 August 18, 2006 Hey, another good plus for religion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 August 18, 2006 QuoteReligion offends me to no end. Do you have a problem with that? How dare you offend me with your beliefs. I have no problem with your offense at religion, particularly mine. My beliefs, quite frankly, have little to do with this. What we're talking about is YOUR extreme lack of decorum in a public forum. Just b/c something offends your delicate sensibilities (the faith of Catholics) should not give you license to slew venomous garbage about a highly revered person in the faith of over a billion people. That is an extremely lame and immature reason. And you know it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 August 19, 2006 Have a nice day Micro. Have a nice day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 August 19, 2006 QuoteReligion offends me to no end. Do you have a problem with that? How dare you offend me with your beliefs. Hey Cocheese, Whether or not religion offends you to no end, how about having some respect for your fellow dz.commers. There are quite a few posters here who hold the Virgin Mary in very high regard. I've never had a problem with you or Walt and I hope I still don't. Just understand that this thread is highly offensive to me and others. Thanks for your understanding, Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 August 19, 2006 Have a nice day, Muenkel. Have a nice day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 August 19, 2006 I guess a little respect for a fellow dz.commer was too much to ask for. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #24 August 19, 2006 QuoteHave a nice day Micro. Have a nice day. Don't worry cochese, I will. It takes a lot more than you to ruin it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #25 August 19, 2006 " ... and pretty much everyone was afraid of God" Yeah sure ... they were so afraid they crucified the poor bastard. Hey buddy, would you mind crossing your ankles for me, we're running short of nails today.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
