hobbes4star 0 #1 September 24, 2006 So anyway, I read that Japan is passing legislation to out- law the sale of previously worn panties. My question is, how big of an industry does this have to be before the government sits up and says, "Hey, the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of sick fucks over here. We've got to do something about this." Those sickos. So as not to discuss something from an uninformed viewpoint, I went online and did a little research into the slightly damp and musky world of worn panty sales. To my surprise I didn't have to dig very far. In fact, one of the first pages to pop up was a professionally designed, apparently successful site that featured mostly American girls, who, somewhat disturbingly, refer to themselves as panty sellers. I don't know what kind of weird shit the Japs are buying, but the "products" I found on this site were on the other side of disturbing. Panties, okay, I can appreciate that just for the kink value, but if you're willing to cough up the coinage you can be the proud owner of... * Panties This is the flagship product. The classics never die. It's simple, elegant and slightly crusty where it counts. Of course, they're guaranteed to be worn for 24 hours. Yours for the low, low price of only $19.99! * Well Worn Panties Two days are better than one. Plus, the panty seller will wear them to the gym under her workout clothes. These are bordering on offensive, folks, well worth the $23! * Pee Pee Panties If sex is synonymous with incontinence in your dictionary, then you have to have these aromatic beauties. Worn for a full 24 hours, and then, when she can't hold it any longer, your sexpot will relieve herself without bothering to take them off. $25 * Worn Bra For the more pedestrian collector, the worn brassiere provides a delicate flavor of feminism. A mere $30! * FEATURED FETISH... Worn Socks! Folks, no description I could write will match your own fevered imaginations. You can enjoy the bouquet of those little pink toes curled up in their socks for 1 day $12, 2 Days $18, or 3 Days $24. * NEW! Week Old Bed Sheets I swear to God this is the original ad copy... "I'll sleep on it for one whole week! When you get it in the mail you can cuddle up in it at night and smell my scent! Only $40 and well worth it!" Yeah, but what if you're seller is some redneck who smells like cowshit? * Chewed Up Brownie There's really no excuse for this. I'm not sure who should be medically sterilized here, the soulless whore who will do absolutely anything for a profit or the sexual mutant who's brainless enough to spend $20 on pre-masticated baked goods. As a final note, I don't want any of you weirdoes asking me on what web page I found this shit.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppo 0 #2 September 24, 2006 Who's worse...the people that buy that garbage...or the people that sell it. I say...the people that see a way to make money...legally...is fine by me (it is a free capitalist market afterall) My concern is with the disturbing people that actually want to buy this disgusting stuff. But hey...at least it's harmless...What goes up, must come DOWN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 24, 2006 QuoteI don't want any of you weirdoes asking me on what web page I found this shit. OK.........ummm..........then how about a hint. Can you google this? http://www.saucypanties.com/ There we go......... Freakin hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #4 September 25, 2006 Hmmm.... I am seeing a new business venture here. Buy panties wholesale and a can of salmon, a butter knife to spread the aroma and a professional looking website and KA-CHING. I am not sick, I am a capitalist."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #5 September 25, 2006 What's a handbasket? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 September 25, 2006 QuoteWhat's a handbasket? t What the world is going to hell in... duh!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 September 25, 2006 QuoteWhat's a handbasket? t A basket you carry by hand, like a wicker handbag. You were expecting something less literal weren't youYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 25, 2006 Quote I am seeing a new business venture here. Ooohhh............Ohhh.............and we can get a toll free number like 1800-pantyride and we'll have outlets 20 minutes from anywhere!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 September 25, 2006 Quote http://www.saucypanties.com/ Simply unbelievable We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 25, 2006 QuoteSimply unbelievable They're not unbelieveable...........they're SAUCY!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 September 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteSimply unbelievable They're not unbelieveable...........they're SAUCY!!!!!! Unbelievably saucy? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 September 26, 2006 QuoteUnbelievably saucy? Indubitably. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
