micro 0 #1 September 28, 2006 Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #2 September 28, 2006 Implying that something was too cold for Chuck Norris? Oh... boy, are you going to get in trouble. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 September 28, 2006 Could Chuck Noris create a rock so heavy that even Chuck Noris couldn't lift it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 September 28, 2006 Quote Could Chuck Noris create a rock so heavy that even Chuck Noris couldn't lift it? Also known as a Chuck Norris bowel movement.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,008 #5 September 28, 2006 Dane Kenny's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Dane Kenny isn't afraid of the dark - the dark is afraid of Dane Kenny. If you can see Dane Kenny, he can see you. If you can't see Dane Kenny you have only seconds to live. That is awl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyhays 86 #6 September 28, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag someone, he potato sacks them!“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 September 28, 2006 QuoteChuck Norris doesn't tea bag someone, he potato sacks them! BAH!!!! LOL, I hadn't heard that one before!! NOICE! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZJ 0 #8 September 28, 2006 There is also no such thing as evolution, only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #9 September 28, 2006 Global warming is real. The attached pic proves it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenneth21441 0 #10 September 29, 2006 Some men fear wars Some wars fear men.Kenneth Potter FAA Senior Parachute Rigger Tactical Delivery Instructor (Jeddah, KSA) FFL Gunsmith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #11 September 29, 2006 QuoteGlobal warming is real. The attached pic proves it. That is the best empirical evidence I've ever seen for Global Warming. The matter is now closed! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #12 September 29, 2006 According to that, by 2007, women should be completely pantyless "...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #13 September 29, 2006 QuoteAccording to that, by 2007, women should be completely pantyless That means there is only one thing to do: KILL AL GORE! He must be stopped in his efforts to thwart global warming. He must NOT succeed! Who's with me? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #14 September 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteAccording to that, by 2007, women should be completely pantyless That means there is only one thing to do: KILL AL GORE! he's actually been dead for 17 years. What you see is simply a robot that has been steadily malfunctioning for about the last 9 years. Creepily lifelike, though, isn't he. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #15 September 29, 2006 Quotehe's actually been dead for 17 years. What you see is simply a robot that has been steadily malfunctioning for about the last 9 years. Seems like his soundboard is working better than some other robots though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #16 September 29, 2006 When a man is well hung they say he is hung like a horse. When a horse is well hung they say he is hung like Chuck Norris."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #17 September 29, 2006 I hear you are hung like a horse too..... a sea horse.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #18 September 29, 2006 QuoteAccording to that, by 2007, women should be completely pantyless ... only 3 months to go.... tic.... toc.... tic ... toc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyhays 86 #19 September 29, 2006 Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrGuy 0 #20 September 30, 2006 Chuck Norris v. Brian Boitano Who would win??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Titanman2789 0 #21 September 30, 2006 QuoteSome men fear wars Some wars fear men. But both wars and men fear chuck norris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skysurfer_Rob 0 #22 September 30, 2006 QuoteOnce, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. That is freakin awesome. I just found a couple that I had to post..... -Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. -A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants."Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #23 September 30, 2006 When God said, "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please." linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnasSkies 0 #25 September 30, 2006 QuoteAccording to that, by 2007, women should be completely pantyless Or just come to Dutch or French beaches in summer... Or DZ, why wait till 2007?fear is the mindkill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
