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QuoteQuoteA better analogy would be like trying to stop rape by banning penises. And I don't think you want to advocate for that. The mere possession of a penis does not make you a rapist.
Perhaps we shouldn't ban them, however you cannot carry a concealed penis (therefore we would all walk around naked).
Next there would be a penis registry.
The Emergence of the NPA (National Penis Association), who strive to defend the rights of law abiding penis owners
Like firearms they might actually have length restrictions for penis's, which could lead to discrimination complaints if there is any truth to existing stereotypes
um, uh, I was cleaning it, and it went off!
Speed Racer
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Richards 0
Quoteum, uh, I was cleaning it, and it went off!
That serves you right! A penis is not a toy! You should always assume it is loaded. Next time you be sure to handle it in a more responsible manner. Did anyone get sprayed?
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.
Rainbo 0
Sorry I'm taking it back to sane reasoning here I think there is more need to be able to protect yourself from small critters that have rabies which is much more prevelant than dangerous bears in the parks in the lower 48. Been there done that and it was a skunk, cute but dangerous.
Rainbo
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."
I wonder if Bill is in favor of shooting rabid penises?
Rainbo 0
I bet he would if he saw one coming at him frothing at the mouth
Rainbo
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"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."
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QuoteQuoteSorry I'm taking it back to sane reasoning here I think there is more need to be able to protect yourself from small critters that have rabies which is much more prevelant than dangerous bears in the parks in the lower 48. Been there done that and it was a skunk, cute but dangerous.
I have no experience defending myself from criters (other than mosquitos) so I just presumed that bear would be the biggest issue.
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.
In that case then fine. Playing dead would scare the shit right out of me. I would probably lose composure and start screaming once he started pawing me.
Let people do, it but impress upon people that this does not mitigate their moral obligation to do everything possible to avoid an encounter (ie all the same precautions one would take if not armed)
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