Jesus Nationality-Non PC humor. Do not open if you are easily offended.

[Darius11 12]

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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH :
- HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
- HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB
- HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
- HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS
- HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
- HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
- HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS
- HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL
- HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
- HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER
- HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS
- NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
- HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
- HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT
- HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION


AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN:
- HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
- HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33
- HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS
GOD .

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[AggieDave 6]

Three arguements Jesus was from Texas:
-He drank beer and watched football
-He carried a gun
-He drove a truck

Atleast my friend Jesus does those three things. I'm not sure we're talking about the same guy, since the guy I'm talking about is 24 and lives in Texas.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Andy_Copland 0]

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HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS
GOD .

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Darius11 12]

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Three arguements Jesus was from Texas:
-He drank beer and watched football
-He carried a gun
-He drove a truck

At least my friend Jesus does those three things. I'm not sure we're talking about the same guy, since the guy I'm talking about is 24 and lives in Texas.

Holy shit i got 2 out of 3 (No truck) always new i was a bit of a cowboy.................I wish i could quit you dave.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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Three arguements Jesus was from Texas:
-He drank beer and watched football
-He carried a gun
-He drove a truck

At least my friend Jesus does those three things. I'm not sure we're talking about the same guy, since the guy I'm talking about is 24 and lives in Texas.

Holy shit i got 2 out of 3 (No truck) always new i was a bit of a cowboy.................I wish i could quit you dave.

nananananananananananaaanaanaanaanaa......

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[AggieDave 6]

You know, I don't really know what he was implying, or if what I think he was implying he was implying or if he just mistyped.

*shrug*

Eitherway its kinda funny.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Darius11 12]

i was trying to be funny Broke back mount. style.

It sucks cause i can't spell.

I use spell check but I misspell words so it will be another true word but not what I meant.

Either way I got nothing but love for you Dave. You’re definitely one of the good guys.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[AggieDave 6]

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i was trying to be funny Broke back mount. style.

Ok.

Sort of like the Village People tribute jump some of us were talking about last night...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Darius11 12]

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i was trying to be funny Broke back mount. style.

Ok.

Sort of like the Village People tribute jump some of us were talking about last night...

I guess there is a part in the move where one of the cowboys tells the other one “I wish I could quit you”.
Here is a fake video





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YRbuuQdxrw

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[AggieDave 6]

Ah, ok thanks for the link. Much to your surprise I've never seen the movie. Not due to any sort of moral objection, just because its towards the bottom of my queue in Netflix and other movies have priority.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Darius11 12]

I have not seen it either. Same as you I don’t care that there gay. I just think all romance movies are a waist of time.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[dorbie 0]

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Three arguements Jesus was from Texas:
-He drank beer and watched football
-He carried a gun
-He drove a truck

At least my friend Jesus does those three things. I'm not sure we're talking about the same guy, since the guy I'm talking about is 24 and lives in Texas.

Holy shit i got 2 out of 3 (No truck) always new i was a bit of a cowboy.................I wish i could quit you dave.

I suspect your respective Jesuses are closer than your sports. 1 out of 3?

[Amazon 7]

[sarcasm]Can all the Christians out there start rioting in the streets now...with this blatant attack on thesanctity of the son of GOD???


I could get some Iranian or Pakistani or Palistinian flags to burn.... and I am sure we could come up with an effigy of a mulluh or two to burn as well.[/sarcasm]

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You know, I don't really know what he was implying, or if what I think he was implying he was implying or if he just mistyped.

*shrug*

Eitherway its kinda funny.

It was almost as funny as "Does AggieDave have a brother?"

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Darius11 12]

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[sarcasm]Can all the Christians out there start rioting in the streets now...with this blatant attack on thesanctity of the son of GOD???


I could get some Iranian or Pakistani or Palistinian flags to burn.... and I am sure we could come up with an effigy of a mulluh or two to burn as well.[/sarcasm]

Oh yea sorry about the riots, and terrorism that a small minority of Muslims have done.
I’ll have to make sure to send all Muslims a memo, last time I forgot.

I find it crazy that you, JohnR, and a few others seem to find a way to bring up something negative about Muslims in any of my posts/threads possible no matter how unrelated.
I guess I don’t get it. I don’t try to hunt you or anyone else down and remind you of evil things some Christians, Woman, or white people have done.
I know you said sarcasm, but it gets old and happened way to ofthen. If you have so much hate in your hearth that even when I post a joke in BF you feel the need to take a shot at Muslims or Iran then I guess I don’t have anything else to say.

Oh yea and the joke was sent from an Iranian friend, and if you noticed it made fun of Iranians as well.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[PeterB 0]

Good one Darius. I liked the finishing touch :D

[Amazon 7]

Darius.. can you sit there and truythfully say that.. How about you change the name to Mohammed and send it back to your friend in Iran.

What do you think would be the outcome of that?

[NCclimber 0]

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I find it crazy that you, JohnR, and a few others seem to find a way to bring up something negative about Muslims in any of my posts/threads possible no matter how unrelated.

I think it's about who you've presented yourself as, in this forum.

All in all, this is a harmless amusing piece, but how some people take these things may be influenced by who is delivering it. It provides context and tone. Kind of like telling jokes about black people. If it's a black comedian, it's funny. He's basically making fun of himself. But if a white comedian tells the same joke, he's branded a racist.

You post isn't nearly as extreme as the example above, but it's along the same lines.

[Darius11 12]

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Darius.. can you sit there and truythfully say that.. How about you change the name to Mohammed and send it back to your friend in Iran.

What do you think would be the outcome of that?

Honestly he thinks Tom Araya from Slayer is god, so he wouldn’t have a problem with it.

But that’s the point I am sure someone would find it offensive in the Muslim world, just like I am sure someone somewhere would find the original joke offensive in the Christian world.

What does that have to do with me?

It just happens all the time now. JohnR will make a post about any thing negative relating to Muslims or Iran in any of my threads, or as a replay to any of my posts no matter how unrelated and irrelevant it might be.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Darius11 12]

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I find it crazy that you, JohnR, and a few others seem to find a way to bring up something negative about Muslims in any of my posts/threads possible no matter how unrelated.

I think it's about who you've presented yourself as, in this forum.

All in all, this is a harmless amusing piece, but how some people take these things may be influenced by who is delivering it. It provides context and tone. Kind of like telling jokes about black people. If it's a black comedian, it's funny. He's basically making fun of himself. But if a white comedian tells the same joke, he's branded a racist.

You post isn't nearly as extreme as the example above, but it's along the same lines.

I get why they’re doing it, I am the Muslim guy who speaks up for Muslims when a lot of people just want to kill them all.
I am the one who pulls your card if you make a BS statement.

Still you don’t see me hunting John and making a statement about guns in an unrelated thread, I guess I don’t get why they have the need to.

I think it’s just hate, when you have so much hate for a group of people you will find any excuse to make them look bad and inhumane.
I know Amazon and know she is not a hateful person, but maybe she is just frustrated.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[NCclimber 0]

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I get why they’re doing it, I am the Muslim guy who speaks up for Muslims

And the guy who speaks out against non-Muslims.

[Darius11 12]

Whatever I am, I am sure that I am not the guy who is responsible for the actions of a few Muslims.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Andy9o8 2]

I thought the jokes were funny. If they don't like it, fuckem.

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OK, here's another one:

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.

Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here... where you from, boy?".

The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

[pirana 0]

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I have not seen it either. Same as you I don’t care that there gay. I just think all romance movies are a waist of time.

It's a romance. Thought it was an action flick.

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[pajarito 0]

I am surprised to see you trivialize the name of Jesus in your original post. Doesn’t your religion consider him to be a Prophet? How do you think that will reflect on you when you have to face Allah someday?