pfloyd 0 #1 January 17, 2007 I just wanted to see how many people are here when they are at work, and who gets away with it or not. Please tell your stories as I want to laugh! My Boss has seen me on but has never mentioned anything. But that was a boring story -- see why I need you help. lol My drinking team has a skydiving problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #2 January 17, 2007 As I long as I get my work he doesn't care if I'm even here. Once spring comes, I'm going to spend my time on the dz, not dz.com.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #3 January 17, 2007 I recall one day when I was supposed to be working. Instead I was merrily typing away on DZ.COM. I was laughing between sentences and having quite a good time. Then I turned around to see the ugly face of my superintendant staring at me through the window on my door. No words were spoken, but his body language said everything....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pfloyd 0 #4 January 17, 2007 QuoteI recall one day when I was supposed to be working. Instead I was merrily typing away on DZ.COM. I was laughing between sentences and having quite a good time. Then I turned around to see the ugly face of my superintendant staring at me through the window on my door. No words were spoken, but his body language said everything....Steve1 So now you look over your shoulder before you start typing, lol My drinking team has a skydiving problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteI recall one day when I was supposed to be working. Instead I was merrily typing away on DZ.COM. I was laughing between sentences and having quite a good time. Then I turned around to see the ugly face of my superintendant staring at me through the window on my door. No words were spoken, but his body language said everything....Steve1 So now you look over your shoulder before you start typing, lol No stupid, you get little mirrors stuck to both sides of your monitor so you can notice movement behind you without turning your head. Worked for me many times. I always had my left finger and thumb ready for a quick Alt-Tab to flip windows between my work and the forums. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pfloyd 0 #6 January 17, 2007 Quote No stupid, you get little mirrors stuck to both sides of your monitor so you can notice movement behind you without turning your head. Worked for me many times. I always had my left finger and thumb ready for a quick Alt-Tab to flip windows between my work and the forums. lol, I can imagine your monitor with the motorcycle style mirrors attached to them. Its pure genius! But that in itself might make your boss question your web surfing practices. My drinking team has a skydiving problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #7 January 17, 2007 Good god. Do I need to teach you guys everything? You turn your computer so you are facing the door. You will have a good five seconds to hide anything before they can get behind your computer.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #8 January 17, 2007 QuoteGood god. Do I need to teach you guys everything? You turn your computer so you are facing the door. You will have a good five seconds to hide anything before they can get behind your computer.Remind me not to hire any of you guys. Not that I'd fuck off at work rather than doing something productive.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuote No stupid, you get little mirrors stuck to both sides of your monitor so you can notice movement behind you without turning your head. Worked for me many times. I always had my left finger and thumb ready for a quick Alt-Tab to flip windows between my work and the forums. lol, I can imagine your monitor with the motorcycle style mirrors attached to them. Its pure genius! But that in itself might make your boss question your web surfing practices. If I were the only one with the mirror, yeah. Fact is, almost everyone in the 60 person dept had them. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,407 #10 January 17, 2007 Mirrors can be used with the explanation of "jumpy with someone behind me." The Win+M keys minimize everything. EDIT: I am the boss Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #11 January 17, 2007 Quotelol, I can imagine your monitor with the motorcycle style mirrors attached to them. very common in the software industry actually. mostly i surf during lunch or while waiting for some other task to complete, so no as long as i am continually productive and get my tasks done no one bugs me about what i'm doing in the moments of 'idle' time.____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #12 January 17, 2007 QuoteThe Win+M keys minimize everything. Yeah, but that doesn't look like your working.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #13 January 17, 2007 Quote The Win+M keys minimize everything Thanks for the tips guys, just like in jail I'm learning all kinds of good stuff Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,407 #14 January 18, 2007 QuoteYeah, but that doesn't look like your working. Can you look like you're standing up to go wee wee? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #15 January 18, 2007 No, my supervisor doesn't care, as long as I get my work done. However, I love my job, so I usually go looking to see if someone else needs help when I've finished my assignments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #16 January 18, 2007 I usually check dz.com if my boss takes off (90% of the time) and while I am doing something else productive on the computer at the same time.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unformed 0 #17 January 18, 2007 why is this in speaker's corner? shouldn't we be vanquishing some liberals or heathens or something?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites akarunway 1 #18 January 18, 2007 Quotewhy is this in speaker's corner? shouldn't we be vanquishing some liberals or heathens or something?DIDN"T YOU HEAR? Clinton got a blowjob and Bush is an asshole.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaM 0 #19 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuote No stupid, you get little mirrors stuck to both sides of your monitor so you can notice movement behind you without turning your head. Worked for me many times. I always had my left finger and thumb ready for a quick Alt-Tab to flip windows between my work and the forums. lol, I can imagine your monitor with the motorcycle style mirrors attached to them. Its pure genius! But that in itself might make your boss question your web surfing practices. I have been doing that for years. ThinkGeek.com sells them too! I got the concave ones for truck mirrors for more viewing for like $2. I tell people it is because I am so jumpy. If someone sneaks up on me, I jump quite a bit when I notice. I wear headphones at work and cannot hear them. Freaks me out! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Swoopyswoop 0 #20 January 23, 2007 Well since I am self employeed I guess I could yell at myself, but I have a feeling it wont do any good "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BIGUN 1,407 #14 January 18, 2007 QuoteYeah, but that doesn't look like your working. Can you look like you're standing up to go wee wee? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #15 January 18, 2007 No, my supervisor doesn't care, as long as I get my work done. However, I love my job, so I usually go looking to see if someone else needs help when I've finished my assignments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #16 January 18, 2007 I usually check dz.com if my boss takes off (90% of the time) and while I am doing something else productive on the computer at the same time.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #17 January 18, 2007 why is this in speaker's corner? shouldn't we be vanquishing some liberals or heathens or something?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #18 January 18, 2007 Quotewhy is this in speaker's corner? shouldn't we be vanquishing some liberals or heathens or something?DIDN"T YOU HEAR? Clinton got a blowjob and Bush is an asshole.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #19 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuote No stupid, you get little mirrors stuck to both sides of your monitor so you can notice movement behind you without turning your head. Worked for me many times. I always had my left finger and thumb ready for a quick Alt-Tab to flip windows between my work and the forums. lol, I can imagine your monitor with the motorcycle style mirrors attached to them. Its pure genius! But that in itself might make your boss question your web surfing practices. I have been doing that for years. ThinkGeek.com sells them too! I got the concave ones for truck mirrors for more viewing for like $2. I tell people it is because I am so jumpy. If someone sneaks up on me, I jump quite a bit when I notice. I wear headphones at work and cannot hear them. Freaks me out! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #20 January 23, 2007 Well since I am self employeed I guess I could yell at myself, but I have a feeling it wont do any good "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites