When are we gonna start killing some muthafookin, stinkin Iranians!

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I think he's canadian. How does Canadia breed people like this?

I met a canadian who thinks this way once. He lives in Alberta. Of course he was born in another country. Most canadians were born in another country. This one was born in the US.

I'm surprised Canada let him in. Last I heard the only reasons they excluded anyone was a bad medical examination or a bad attitude.

Maybe he crossed on foot through the Alberta mountains.

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I'm surprised Canada let him in.

"Canadia"

it's "Canadia"

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I'm surprised Canada let him in.

"Canadia"

it's "Canadia"

I heard it was "CANOOKVILLE"

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
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Who remembers what Ronald Reagan said back in the 80s? "We start bombing in 5 minutes".

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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I'm surprised Canada let him in.

"Canadia"

it's "Canadia"

I heard it was "CANOOKVILLE"

AKA "The 51st State."

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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I'm surprised Canada let him in.

"Canadia"

it's "Canadia"

I heard it was "CANOOKVILLE"

AKA "The 51st State."

Well we would be if we weren't the first country to beat the US in a war.

I love the American anthem because it's a tribute to burning the Whitehouse

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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I'm telling you, man, Iceland. Iceland is closer, their names are hard to pronounce (so they're probably terrorists anyway) and it's a LOT cooler than Iraq or Iran. Better views too.

And think about it. Would you rather fight terrorists in Iceland or in your hometown?

Too fucking cold in Iceland. What if it couldn't be resolved by Labor Day? Be just like the Nazis in the Russian tundra.

Bali sounds much better. Kill by night, dive by day. Or vice versa.

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Oh, and I already have a big gun.

Good for you. All you're missing is the "man up and go do it yourself" part then, huh?

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I'm surprised Canada let him in.

Why? Have you seen some of the winners we let in?

Even though we technically have standards, our family reunification system allows an immigrant to sponsor distant relatives who are then allowed to bypass any kind of skills/literacy/character/education testing or background check. Then each one of the sponsorees can sponsor numerous other relatives; therefore even with a family of criminal illiterates, if even one just barely meets our criteria, the others have a free pass in. And the last time we deported anyone some guy named Moses was building a big boat.

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Moses? or Noah?!

Never try to eat more than you can lift

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Fuck! (no really. when? am I going to have to do it all myself?)

I really do not wish to continue hearing ".......soldiers/marines were killed/wounded in a roadside bomb attack in....." everytime I flip on the news (nor for that matter do I care to hear about civilan casualties).

Incedentally, the people in Iran have shown remarkable interest in reforms when it comes to separation of the church and state. The attitude is quite progressive amongst their youth. Not many other middle eastern countries where students will protest their leaders openly (at least not that I am aware of. correct me if I am wrong).

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Moses? or Noah?!

Awww fuck dang! Damn thats embarrassing. I haven't been to church since I was a little kid and I just fucked that one up. Maybe moses financed the whole boat operation and adam and eve were the union rep's for the construction team building the boat. I am pretty sure I got it right this time.

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Never try to eat more than you can lift

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It's not the people. It's a select few of the leadership. Taking it to a general and hateful attitude to the entire people is a lot more serious than being specific about the leaders or noting general cultural differences that need acknowledment.

I agree with your point in this post. The government of Iran is different from the people of Iran. For the record (and make a note of this because it's a rare statement coming from a Republican ) bombing the entire country if Iran is not the answer regardless if they captured saliors from the UK or whether they continue to snub their nose at us about the production of nukes. I do like Newt Gingrich's idea which is to set up a blockade on Iran for imported gasoline. Iran only has one functioning refinery so if you bomb just that refinery, all the crude in the world is useless at that point. Force the government to import fuel and then send NATO forces in to stop the incoming tankers. Eventually, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will get tired of walking as will the rest of the country and will come to their senses that the captive sailors aren't worth it.

What does bother me personally is that the elite left wing icons such as Ted Kennedy and Harry Reid haven't jumped to the defense of our allies by demanding the release of the British sailors. It was a violation of international law and complete disregard for the Geneva Convention. BUT they can sure squak about Guantanamo Bay and how unfair our enemies were mistreated. Where do they come up with THAT price list ?!?!?!

Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?!

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Who remembers what Ronald Reagan said back in the 80s? "We start bombing in 5 minutes".

LOL The good old days!

Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?!

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Fuck! (no really. when? am I going to have to do it all myself?)

If there's a God (Allah) . . . go get `em, Daryl!

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Moses? or Noah?!

Awww fuck dang! Damn thats embarrassing. I haven't been to church since I was a little kid and I just fucked that one up. Maybe moses financed the whole boat operation and adam and eve were the union rep's for the construction team building the boat. I am pretty sure I got it right this time.

That's it, you're doomed to spend eternity in Hell! Your only salvation is to quit your job and spend the next month in Iran teaching the people there about the joys of BBQ Easter Bilbies. I figure they taste just like 'possum.

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Who remembers what Ronald Reagan said back in the 80s? "We start bombing in 5 minutes".

LOL The good old days!

Now they've done it. That's it, I'm sick of the way the Brits handled this. I mean they used quiet diplomacy to get those prisoners released when they should have attacked Iran and killed a few thousand innocent people, while insuring the death of their comrades and starting WWIII. I'm with the talk radio folks on this one. The Brits are nothing but a bunch of appeasers who want to embolden the enemy and undermine the Bush's policy of not talking to his adversaries. Damn it. I swear, I'm writing my Congressman over this one. No more "English Muffins" in this patriot's cabinet. From now on, it's "Liberty Loaves" for me!

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"It was a violation of international law and complete disregard for the Geneva Convention."

That was said with tongue firmly in cheek, I assume.

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That's it, you're doomed to spend eternity in Hell!

Aaaaawwwww, damnit why does everyone keep saying that to me.

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Your only salvation is to quit your job and spend the next month in Iran teaching the people there about the joys of BBQ Easter Bilbies. I figure they taste just like 'possum.

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When are we gonna start killing some muthafookin, stinkin Iranians!

Fuck! (no really. when? am I going to have to do it all myself?)

How does the US breed people who think this way? Is it something in the water? Is it the rooting for sports teams? Is it the competitiveness between neighboring high schools that plants these seeds?

Yeah, I have some neighbors like you here in Bathurst. :) they're wussies too.

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I'm telling you, man, Iceland. Iceland is closer, their names are hard to pronounce (so they're probably terrorists anyway) and it's a LOT cooler than Iraq or Iran. Better views too.

And think about it. Would you rather fight terrorists in Iceland or in your hometown?

Fook dat. We gotsta open a can o' whoopass on dem Can-NOOKs from up north. Bastages are just waitin' for us to drop our gaurd. Sneeeky buggers.

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I'm surprised Canada let him in.

"Canadia"

it's "Canadia"

I heard it was "CANOOKVILLE"

AKA "The 51st State."

I thought Canada was the Unites States of America's largest National Park?

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

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Fuck! (no really. when? am I going to have to do it all myself?)

What, the Iraqis and Afhgani Taliban aren't keeping you busy enough already ? How many of THEM have you shot anyway ? Are you even in the service ? And if so, why not ? I'd call your local recruiter if I wuz you, they'll be more than happy to talk to you. They might not take you though, if they think you're maladjusted.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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I believe this is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch