Zenister 0 #26 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote My experience shows "most" self proclaimed prophets preach against their own personal sins, or at least it becomes their pet sermon. Then there are those like Hagee who will preach against the morality of the USA all the while he is a divorced fat man. "Physician, heal thyself!" As a rule of thumb I have found that most people who have been brought up religious their whole life pretty much keep it to themselves and only bring it up when it is relevant to the matter at hand. It's the ones that have lived bad lives and "find god" that never seem to stop preaching. 'Born again' ANYTHING are pretty much the most arrogant and offensive members of any group....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #27 April 29, 2007 QuoteSaw this guy at Earth Day yesterday. I loved the "general heathens" line just in case he missed someone to condemn. I also noticed that he (wisely) did not add "glutton" to the list of people going to hell. COOL, the gays didn't make the list! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyjunkySean 0 #28 April 29, 2007 wow ! ! ! someone who actually realized that jesus ALWAYS first attended to ones physical needs before attending to their spiritual needs. well done dude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyjunkySean 0 #29 April 29, 2007 Idon't feel arrogant or offensive....wait thats sposed to be " I don't feel tardy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #30 April 29, 2007 QuoteIdon't feel arrogant or offensive.... I'm sure you dont... but the fact is you ARE every time you attempt to push your 'new found' belief (no matter what it is; Religion, health, anti-Smoking/drinking, Skydiving) on someone else...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #31 April 30, 2007 I'm interviewing nannies and one of my screening questions is "Do you believe anyone is going to hell?" Completely serious. Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #32 April 30, 2007 >COOL, the gays didn't make the list! Neither did the gluttons. Perhaps one could deduce what sort of activities this guy engages in by noting the absence of certain proscribed acts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,595 #33 April 30, 2007 Quote COOL, the gays didn't make the list! I think he figured he had that covered with Sodomites. So sorry to all the gay people out there but it looks like you are indeed going to hell. Can't argue with the board man!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #34 April 30, 2007 Quote Quote COOL, the gays didn't make the list! I think he figured he had that covered with Sodomites. So sorry to all the gay people out there but it looks like you are indeed going to hell. Can't argue with the board man! Well technically a man could blow another man and i guess that would be ok... he just couldn't take the man's rectal temperature w/ his trouser thermometer. What I find particularly disturbing, besides the fact that I'm breaking my fast from this website is that this fat fuck claims to have some divine insight into the subjective state of someone's soul... with all the cholesterol and arteriosclerosis going on in there, I doubt he can "divine" anything other than what he wants for his next fried meal. With the impending coronary that is no doubt headed his way, I wouldn't be surprised in the least to hear of him waking up in the Lake of Fire, quite surprised that his judgementalism doomed him. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #35 April 30, 2007 "General Heathens..." I think I worked for him when I was at Tyndall AFB...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #36 April 30, 2007 QuoteWell technically a man could blow another man and i guess that would be ok... he just couldn't take the man's rectal temperature w/ his trouser thermometer. You realize that sodomy is, at the basic level, an act against nature, which includes oral sex, regardless of the sexes of the participants.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #37 April 30, 2007 Wouldn't that include the use of birth control as well, then? Certainly against nature! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackC 0 #38 May 1, 2007 QuoteYou realize that sodomy is, at the basic level, an act against nature, which includes oral sex, regardless of the sexes of the participants. Well, one in ten Ducks (quack quack) are gay. They also engage in rape and have been known to go in for a bit of necrophilia. Nature doesn't necessarily behave in ways that folks would call "natural". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #39 May 1, 2007 Quote Quote You realize that sodomy is, at the basic level, an act against nature, which includes oral sex, regardless of the sexes of the participants. Well, one in ten Ducks (quack quack) are gay. They also engage in rape and have been known to go in for a bit of necrophilia. Nature doesn't necessarily behave in ways that folks would call "natural". Dont shoot the messenger! I dont really suscribe to that line of thinking. At all. I just like to remind the nice religious people (no offence Micro! ) that most of them are sodomites too!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #40 May 1, 2007 Quote Quote Quote You realize that sodomy is, at the basic level, an act against nature, which includes oral sex, regardless of the sexes of the participants. Well, one in ten Ducks (quack quack) are gay. They also engage in rape and have been known to go in for a bit of necrophilia. Nature doesn't necessarily behave in ways that folks would call "natural". Dont shoot the messenger! I dont really suscribe to that line of thinking. At all. I just like to remind the nice religious people (no offence Micro! ) that most of them are sodomites too! No offense taken Remi, b/c as you know, I'm not that nice. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackC 0 #41 May 1, 2007 Quote Quote Quote You realize that sodomy is, at the basic level, an act against nature, which includes oral sex, regardless of the sexes of the participants. Well, one in ten Ducks (quack quack) are gay. They also engage in rape and have been known to go in for a bit of necrophilia. Nature doesn't necessarily behave in ways that folks would call "natural". Dont shoot the messenger! I dont really suscribe to that line of thinking. At all. I just like to remind the nice religious people (no offence Micro! ) that most of them are sodomites too! Hey, I was just happy to use my trivial fact of the day, that Ducks are actually ghey rapist necrophiliacs.What now? Let me tell you "what now?" I'm gonna call a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' chefs to go to work on the Donald here, with a pair of oranges and a blowtorch. Hmmm.. duck.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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