miles 0 #1 May 28, 2007 Great suicide bombers getting trained to spot a target from 14k and land right on it!! oh well we already showed'em how to fly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #2 May 28, 2007 QuoteGreat suicide bombers getting trained to spot a target from 14k and land right on it!! oh well we already showed'em how to fly! You're so right. I propose a requirement that all skydivers prove their nationality before training. FBI background checks. Drug and explosives detection equipment in all DZs. Religion tests to prove right (christian) thinking. Loyalty oaths. And that's just for tandem! Bend over, people. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #3 May 28, 2007 Can you think of any Iranian suicide bombers ever or are you just hating on brown people in general? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 0 #4 May 28, 2007 Have you met any every day average iranians lately .CHOP WOOD COLLECT WATER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 May 28, 2007 QuoteGreat suicide bombers getting trained to spot a target from 14k and land right on it!! oh well we already showed'em how to fly! They don't need a skydiving center to do that. Besides, if you know any "average" Iranians, wouldn't you agree that that level of fanaticism isn't very prevalent?So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miles 0 #6 May 28, 2007 No just hijackers, not brown ppl. just muslims!! Me, I can't wait for the iran boogies, just stirrin' the pot ya'all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #7 May 28, 2007 QuoteNo just hijackers, not brown ppl. just muslims!! Me, I can't wait for the iran boogies, just stirrin' the pot ya'all. You know, if things ever settle down politically between the two, I would go there in a heartbeat. The Persian heritage is quite interesting to me, lots of pride, history and "identity of self"...I think it would be a real kick to make some jumps with them too.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #8 May 28, 2007 > Great suicide bombers getting trained to spot a target from 14k and land right on it!! Next thing you know, some careless US visitor will reveal to them the existence of a powerful oxidizer used in explosives called "fertilizer!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #9 May 28, 2007 QuoteMe, I can't wait for the iran boogies It'll be a real crater fest! . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #10 May 28, 2007 Quote> Great suicide bombers getting trained to spot a target from 14k and land right on it!! Next thing you know, some careless US visitor will reveal to them the existence of a powerful oxidizer used in explosives called "fertilizer!" It won't help them. According to The Strategy Page (Feb 16, 2007), "Iran ... does not have the technical expertise to produce high tech things like .50 caliber sniper rifles" - they're just a bunch of primitives.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #11 May 28, 2007 We should probably worry about toothless hillbillies from Louisiana trying to skydive as well. A phrase I don't want to hear on takeoff roll is, "mommmma, theres another gator on the airoplane". .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #12 May 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteGreat suicide bombers getting trained to spot a target from 14k and land right on it!! oh well we already showed'em how to fly! You're so right. I propose a requirement that all skydivers prove their nationality before training. FBI background checks. Drug and explosives detection equipment in all DZs. Religion tests to prove right (christian) thinking. Loyalty oaths. And that's just for tandem! Bend over, people. You've left the US for Canada--why're you still interested in US policy?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #13 May 28, 2007 QuoteYou've left the US for Canada--why're you still interested in US policy? Everyone in the world is interested in US policy for the same reason you'd be interested in the location of a nearby pack of lions. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jm951 0 #14 May 29, 2007 And everybody thought Hitler and Tojo were just regular guys too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #15 May 29, 2007 Quote We should probably worry about toothless hillbillies from Louisiana trying to skydive as well. A phrase I don't want to hear on takeoff roll is, "mommmma, theres another gator on the airoplane". .jim Don't be silly, there are no hillbillies in Louisiana. Only Coonasses and they ain't worryin' 'bout nothin'. All us hillbillies are up here in Missourah' and our big worry is the occassional possum tryin to sneak its ass onboard for a free lift to altitude and even that ain't so bad. The little varmits can really turn points and don't even get them going on which of them can swoop the furthest..."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdiver 0 #16 May 29, 2007 if any of you have seen their other sports equipment i would say their probably using rounds and belly mounts, and their planes probably wont get to 14k maybe 14 feet before it noses inlight travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #17 May 29, 2007 Quoteif any of you have seen their other sports equipment i would say their probably using rounds and belly mounts, and their planes probably wont get to 14k maybe 14 feet before it noses in I take it, then, that you are not concerned about their nuclear program.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joedirt 0 #18 May 29, 2007 Poooor Canadians... must be scary...with that imperial United States right next door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #19 May 29, 2007 It's really only the Mullahs in Iran that tend towards fundamentalism. 70% of the total population of Iran is under age 30 because of the Iran-Iraq war, and they all want to be like America... And the DZ there is a tandem mill only, no fun jumpers. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #20 May 29, 2007 And the DZ there is a tandem mill only, no fun jumpers. Does that mean you cant have any fun in Iran?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #21 May 29, 2007 Quote Have you met any every day average iranians lately Here they tend to go by the Persian label. Even before the recent stickyness in relations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #22 May 29, 2007 Quote Quote Have you met any every day average iranians lately Here they tend to go by the Persian label. Even before the recent stickyness in relations. Hmmm...like the cat. Noice!Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conradb566 0 #23 May 29, 2007 who in their right mind is gonna get in a plane with n arab flying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #24 May 29, 2007 Quotewho in their right mind is gonna get in a plane with n arab flying Iranians are not arabs. Next.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #25 May 29, 2007 Quotewho in their right mind is gonna get in a plane with n arab flying Welcome to the forums! I look forward to more of your valuable insights on middle eastern issues. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
