rehmwa 2 #1 July 27, 2007 I've got a 4 lb container here right now in my office. Frankly, I think it's a brainwashing method to teach little kids to think lions, monkey's and camels are delicious AND low fat. It's working on me. Wouldn't it be much better if they were in the form of carrots and cabbage and onions and nuts? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,447 #2 July 27, 2007 Quote nuts I guess it'd depend on the kind of nuts Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 July 27, 2007 That's obviously a gateway to eating actual MEAT, you sick, *sick* person!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #4 July 27, 2007 Quote Wouldn't it be much better if they were in the form of carrots and cabbage and onions and nuts? How are you supposed to bite the head off of a cabbage? You'd have to pop the whole cookie in your mouth at once. You'd look like a gluttonous pig. Mmmmm. Pig. Now THERE's something you can dismember. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brittentay 0 #5 July 27, 2007 if it IS inhumane then im disgustingly guilty!! who can resist the delicious crunch of a just-the-right-amount-of-sweetness animal cracker?! animals, vegetables, fruit, people they still taste good!!! (and at least they dont have an ad about biting their heads off like the Goldfish people!! haha) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #6 July 27, 2007 Yes, it's extremely inhumane. I'll bet you're the type who has no compunction about eating gingerbread men too, you cannibal. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #7 July 27, 2007 Humans are animals ... where are the human animal crackers? PS: They taste even better dipped in chocolate!"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 July 27, 2007 QuoteYes, it's extremely inhumane. I'll bet you're the type who has no compunction about eating gingerbread men too, you cannibal. QuoteNot my BUTTONS! Not my GUMDROP Buttons! ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #9 July 27, 2007 "The box said 'break seal to open', and sure enough..."mh . "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 July 27, 2007 QuoteFrankly, I think it's a brainwashing method to teach little kids to think lions, monkey's and camels are delicious AND low fat. It's working on me. It's an evil plan to make those animals go extinct. Do you think the dinosaurs would now be extinct if they hadn't started making chicken nuggets in little dinosaur shapes (thereby propagating the idea that dinosaurs are yummy because they taste like chicken)? It was evil, hungry children that killed off the dinosaurs, in recent times... but the scientists don't want us to know this because it doesn't go along with the "fossil records" they've created in a conspiracy to disprove the bible. I found out about all of this through Wikipedia, so I know that it's the truth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmw515 0 #11 July 27, 2007 Is eating animal crackers inhumane? That reminds me of the age-old question "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" That makes me laugh every time. Thread hijack over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #12 July 27, 2007 Quote Thread hijack over. I don't think this thread is hijackable. Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets...hmmm girlscout cookies... Flintstone vitamins... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #13 July 27, 2007 Quote I don't think this thread is hijackable. This is more deliciously tempting than the "history eraser button". The shiny, red, CANDY LIKE button! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #14 July 27, 2007 Quote "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" More importantly... IF vegetarians eat vegies, what do you suppose humanitarians eat? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 July 27, 2007 only if they're shaped like a MOONBAT. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #16 July 27, 2007 I've been addicted to A.C's. for years. They are a gateway cracker and can lead a person down a dark road of carnivorous desires. All that I can say about them if you do decide to experiment with such an innocent looking cracker is to stear clear of the colored crackers as the byproduct of eating such can be quite colorful "...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #17 July 27, 2007 QuoteThey are a gateway cracker and can lead a person down a dark road This is my favorite response yet. I did laugh out loud and I'm not ashamed to admit. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #18 July 27, 2007 Is eating Animal Crackers Inhumane? It can be... if you slather each one with pate foie gras! Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Low-Mao 0 #19 July 29, 2007 If you look at the original box, all the animals are locked in a cage. When you open the box you are essentially letting the animals go free. So technically this would be a humane act. The Irony is that since we are human and depraived beyond self repair, letting the animals go free is not good enough...we need some sort of gratification either by eating them, playing with them and eating them, or using them in sexual foreplay. Shouldn't this post be transferred to the Bonfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
