The Yo MAMA Forum

[idrankwhat 0]

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

[freethefly 6]

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[lawrocket 3]

Yo mama so fat I had to run for a day to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes to diesel engines.

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so stupid she wishes she was a blonde!

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the beauty salon it took three hours just to give her an estimate.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Snowflake 0]

Alright "berto" get of my mother. I got of yours, just like everyone else in the hood

[Andy9o8 2]

Yo momma a Repullican.

[Amazon 7]

ROFL... uh.. she is

[mnealtx 0]

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[skydyvr 0]

Can we get this bullshit moved to BF please.

. . =(_8^(1)

[freethefly 6]

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Yo momma a Repullican.

Ahhhhh, now that is an out right personal attack on anyones mama!
If I was the mod, I'd boot ya for at least a century

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[Tink1717 2]

Yo, momma so fat she sweats grease.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[Gene03 0]

Yo MAMA is so fat the last time she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her back.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[Freefall365 0]

Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo Mamo so nasty she gets sourdough yeast infection.

[Lastchance 0]

Yo Mamma is so fat she has her own gravity.

Yo Mamma is so fat that I can base jump into her pussy.

Yo mamma is so fat that we go spelunking is her pussy, and we have yet to find the bottom.

Oh yea, I forgot. My cock is so big that even Yo Mamma can't handle it. And Johnny "The Wad" Holmes had to just dangle his in and beat it on the sides to make contact.

Yo Mamma is so fat that in order to find her pussy, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

[Lastchance 0]

Yo Mamma is so fat that when we tell her to haul ass it takes two trips.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

[Zenister 0]

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Yo Mamma is so fat that I can base jump into her pussy.

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