warpedskydiver 0 #1 September 25, 2007 I found this on another website, give it a read. Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Selective Service Number is 3 26 46 228. Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968 . Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969. Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07, 1969 , under authority of COL. E. Holmes. Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment. Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969. Bill Clinton reclassified 1- A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) registrant who has failed to report... remains liable for induction. Bill Clinto n's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969 , but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE! Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40. Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice. Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from President Carter. Bill Clinton becomes the FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President of the United States. All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton. After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington , DC . Who are now dead would be alive today. THINK ABOUT IT! It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath. Sincerely, Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret) P.S. We don't want this woman to even THINK of running for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #2 September 25, 2007 YAWN........ -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #3 September 25, 2007 Stiring the pot alittle early this morning are we. You post put Zippy asleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #4 September 25, 2007 Odd logic in this one: Bill Clinton.... Bill Clinton.... Bill Clinton.... Bill Clinton.... Bill Clinton.... Bill Clinton.... Bill Clinton.... ???THEREFORE??? Don't vote for Hillary Hillary has enough baggage, why argue a non-sequitor? This makes as much sense as bashing GWB for allegations about his great grandfather. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 September 25, 2007 http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/felon.asp Hey she did claim they ran for office as a pair, "You elected us!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 September 25, 2007 After seeing how the current president has performed.. NO ONE could possibly do a worse job..... and that just sticks in the craws of the right wing.. so much that you have to try and get back to the 90's Clinton bashing... Soo sad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #7 September 25, 2007 Nice review. Wonder if it will ever be found in high school history books along with Bush's military service? Ironic how these two trash boys avoided military service (although Bush did serve in the Air Guard when he wasn't AWOL).Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #8 September 25, 2007 Quote Odd logic in this one: Bill Clinton.... ???THEREFORE??? Don't vote for Hillary Hillary has enough baggage, why argue a non-sequitor? Hey, I can see the logic in this one, after all, Hillary didn't go to Vietnam either!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 September 25, 2007 If she had we would have been accused of BIO warfare. Put a spreader bar between her ankles and tow her like a drogue behind a C-123, the stench would have been so bad the commies would have run in fear.we need a Vomit Icon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #10 September 25, 2007 > NO ONE could possibly do a worse job... I think Carter still holds the title for worse job, history is still out on the current Pres., there is hope however, Bush does'nt stand a chance winning the 2008 election. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #11 September 25, 2007 Clinton hasn't been president since January 2001. Nobody gives a shit about him any more besides you. You need to let it go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #12 September 25, 2007 Quote If she had we would have been accused of BIO warfare. Put a spreader bar between her ankles and tow her like a drogue behind a C-123, the stench would have been so bad the commies would have run in fear.we need a Vomit Icon How about showing a little respect for your future president? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 September 25, 2007 The post speaks volumes, but probably not the way the original poster intended. Then again, are we 100% certain that McWhorter actually wrote this? Certainly doesn't seem like his style. Seriously, does that sound like it came from this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ob3lvqowHoquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 September 25, 2007 AT least none of our right wing detractors has started calling her a dyke.. based on secret information from her Secret Service detail....SO FAR.. Last time I went down to a certain right wing DZ in Oregon that was the story he was championing that month to show how evil the Clintons wereCant be long till that is on the Lush Rimjob ilk of right wing radio. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 September 25, 2007 QuoteHow about showing a little respect for your future president? I'm not so certain. I don't think she can get a majority in the general election; then again, that hasn't stopped everyone has it?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 September 25, 2007 Quote Quote If she had we would have been accused of BIO warfare. Put a spreader bar between her ankles and tow her like a drogue behind a C-123, the stench would have been so bad the commies would have run in fear.we need a Vomit Icon How about showing a little respect for your future president? Would you be referring to the same level of respect you show our current POTUS? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #17 September 25, 2007 QuoteWould you be referring to the same level of respect you show our current POTUS? A lot of stuff has been said about Bush here, but I can't recall anyone using his level of personal hygiene as an insult.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 September 25, 2007 An insult of that nature would be far less viscious. What, no sense of humor? Do yourself a favor, and do not watch SNL or any other comedy show that might offend you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #19 September 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteHow about showing a little respect for your future president? I'm not so certain. I don't think she can get a majority in the general election; Currently, Hillary is the clear favorite. I don't see her doing anything stupid (like bowing to the far left) to piss away her share the moderate/swing votes. She's too shrewd for that. Like 2004, it will be about being less undesirable than the other guy (or other party). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #20 September 25, 2007 QuoteThe post speaks volumes, but probably not the way the original poster intended. You're absolutely right. It's a perfect example of how the political trash machine works. 1) Post a baseless, inflammatory story. 2) Fuel the fire with empty rhetorical exchange. 3) In a fair and balanced way, post a retraction of sorts. 4) Continue to cover the non-story and provide a forum for continued empty rhetorical exchange. 5) Let the story die, knowing that it's already placed in the subconscious, awaiting retrieval for use in a later exchange of empty, hateful, irrelevant rhetoric. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #21 September 25, 2007 I give more credit to someone who takes a stand and outright resists a war they don't believe in rather than someone who "joins" and then deserts . . . NickD BASE 194 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #22 September 25, 2007 QuoteWhat, no sense of humor? Hey, I was just saying. Personally I don't think any elected political figure should get respect just because of their office. IMO it should be no-holds barred, but relevant insults are always far more impressive than "[insert politician here] really smells!" I mean what the hell, are we in pre-school? QuoteDo yourself a favor, and do not watch SNL or any other comedy show that might offend you. SNL is tame.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #23 September 25, 2007 Yeah he was a real fighter in the antiwar movement huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #24 September 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhat, no sense of humor? Hey, I was just saying. Personally I don't think any elected political figure should get respect just because of their office. IMO it should be no-holds barred, but relevant insults are always far more impressive than "[insert politician here] really smells!" I mean what the hell, are we in pre-school? Do yourself a favor, and do not watch SNL or any other comedy show that might offend you. SNL is tame. Agreed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #25 September 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteWould you be referring to the same level of respect you show our current POTUS? A lot of stuff has been said about Bush here, but I can't recall anyone using his level of personal hygiene as an insult. Apparently you missed the photoshopped pictures a few years ago of OBL having anal sex with GWB. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apparently you missed the photoshopped pictures a few years ago of OBL having anal sex with GWB.
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