chuteless 1 #1 November 30, 2007 Some time ago, I interpreted some biblical prophecies that spoke clearly of the end of the USA, ( NOT the end of the world as some thought), and I mentioned it would take place before the end of Bush's 2nd term. Well, a continuance of research causes me to believe it will not be before the end of Bush's 2nd term, but shortly after his successor is elected to the President's office, ......sometime before September of 2009. This will be the 62nd WEEK ( of years) of Daniel's prophecy, and either shortly before or shortly after New York City and Washington are wiped off the map, a very large asteroid will hit in mid Atlantic, causing enormous problems to the east coast of North America and the west coast of Europe. I just thought I would bring everyone interested up to date. Nevertheless, you won't have to wait too long....it IS going to take place.....just a few extra months to enjoy yourselves while you can.....maybe a few extra jumps ! Bill Cole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #2 November 30, 2007 Who do like in the Bears-Redskins game on Sunday? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #3 November 30, 2007 I'll keep predicting it will happen and when it doesn't happen I'll keep changing my prediction based on new research ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 November 30, 2007 Did you just get ServicePack 3.0 for the DecoderRing?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #5 November 30, 2007 Quote Backpedaling Wow, you're a font of entertainment. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #6 November 30, 2007 Would you mind getting this straight once and for all? Rescheduling my end-of-the-world party continually is tiresome. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,063 #7 November 30, 2007 So bottom line - Before Sept 2009, asteroid impact in the Atlantic (resulting in massive damage) and complete destruction of DC and NY? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 November 30, 2007 QuoteSo bottom line - Before Sept 2009, asteroid impact in the Atlantic (resulting in massive damage) and complete destruction of DC and NY? No no no. QuoteThis will be the 62nd WEEK ( of years) of Daniel's prophecy, and either shortly before or shortly after New York City and Washington are wiped off the map, a very large asteroid will hit in mid Atlantic, causing enormous problems to the east coast of North America and the west coast of Europe. NYC and DC are seperate events that will happen shorthly before or after the Asteroid thing. One would guess that if it doesnt happen before, it will happen a few second after the asteroid thing. Makes one wonder about what the NYC and DC prediction is all about since it's either its own event, or a consequence of the asteroid thing. Damm... And still almost 2 years before we find out what it is!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #9 November 30, 2007 QuoteWould you mind getting this straight once and for all? Rescheduling my end-of-the-world party continually is tiresome. No shit. As it stands, Bill has cost me the non-refundable deposits and change penalties for the rentals of the party tent, beer truck, pony ring, donkey show, and the DJ. This is not to mention the fact that the Dominatrix is gonna be pissed I want to reschedule her also.... So the televangelists get another 8 months of fundraising? Why did Oral Roberts' son really quit?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #10 November 30, 2007 P.S. Soylent Green is People.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 November 30, 2007 QuoteWho do like in the Bears-Redskins game on Sunday? For that answer, you need to consult the book of Kings: ------------------------- 2 Kings 2:24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. ------------------------------ The Redskins are toast, I'd say. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 November 30, 2007 QuoteThis is not to mention the fact that the Dominatrix is gonna be pissed I want to reschedule her also.... That could work to your advantage!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #13 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Who do like in the Bears-Redskins game on Sunday? For that answer, you need to consult the book of Kings: ------------------------- 2 Kings 2:24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. ------------------------------ The Redskins are toast, I'd say. Lets not forget the power of the Bear named Muhammed. Gotta call my bookie and change some bets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 November 30, 2007 QuoteWhy did Oral Roberts' son really quit? Poor dental health according to the dentist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #15 November 30, 2007 QuoteThis will be the 62nd WEEK ( of years) of Daniel's prophecy, and either shortly before or shortly after New York City and Washington are wiped off the map, a very large asteroid will hit in mid Atlantic, causing enormous problems to the east coast of North America and the west coast of Europe. I'll be sure to offload my spot in Manhattan before this happens and cash in. I recently bought property in Philly too...Imagine how property values are going to skyrocket in Philly once people have no place to live or work in DC or NY...I'll be a millionaire in just a couple years' time. And perhaps Philly might even win a championship since there will be less competition from DC and NY! I see nothing but good news in this. Thanks for the update! PS I know you're not very keen on sharing the methodology of your gifted insights, but how do you see NY and DC in the bible? Can you at least provide that hint? Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #16 November 30, 2007 Quoteyou're not very keen on sharing the methodology of your gifted insights... Quoted for Truth. Not that I want to see his cherry-picked verse references, nor Do I really want to know how he got the Divine Batphone hooked up in his house...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #17 November 30, 2007 Quote. . . but how do you see NY and DC in the bible? They are likely represented by the tentacles of some horrible beast or another in there. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #18 November 30, 2007 Goddammit!! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 November 30, 2007 From Religious Tolerance.org's website about end-of-the world predictions: ------------------------------------------------------- 2009-AUG-29: John Dutchman claims to be an astronomer at the Mount Wilson Observatory. He allegedly believes that a small star is passing through the Oort Cloud, the area surrounding the solar system where comets originate. He says that the gravitational pull of the star is forcing at least a third of all of the comets into the sun -- over one million. He predicts that the earth will be hit by from one to many hundreds of comets, ranging in size from 100 meters to near 600 miles in diameter. He expects the collisions to happen on 2009-AUG-29. ------------------------------------------------ Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote This is not to mention the fact that the Dominatrix is gonna be pissed I want to reschedule her also.... That could work to your advantage! See? Further proof that you're a sub. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #21 November 30, 2007 2 Kings! Of course. This is obviously a reference to Tony Romo And T.O. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote This is not to mention the fact that the Dominatrix is gonna be pissed I want to reschedule her also.... That could work to your advantage! See? Further proof that you're a sub. Blues, Dave Note the added emphasis. One would assume that one who schedules a dominatrix has sub tendencies Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,558 #23 November 30, 2007 Now folks, I really think that we should all take this opportunity to 'be the bigger man' and not take undue advantage of chuteless' current massively embarrassing situation... Oh who the fuck am I kidding! Bwaaaaahaahahahahahahah"A slight change" - comic genius in action! Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliveboy2004 0 #24 November 30, 2007 just curious - does your bookof dreams - I'm sorry - book of prophecies- specifically say that it will ba an asteroid that smashes into the Atlantic? could it perhaps be say maybe a meteorite?? or perhaps maybe even a person named Astor with a large hemeroid???? (S)he could possibly fall overboard while on a cruise ship or something while wearing a D.C. Nationals sweatshirt and a NY Mets baseball cap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,063 #25 November 30, 2007 >No no no. Sorry, bad wording. How about this: Before Sept 2009, two events will occur that might or might not be related: 1)asteroid impact in the Atlantic (resulting in massive damage) 2)complete destruction of DC and NY They might or might not be in that order. I just want to get my prophecies straight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
