masterblaster72 0 #26 December 9, 2007 QuotePah... what did the Romans ever do for us? Gave you more than half the vocabulary in your language, for starters. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #27 December 9, 2007 QuoteQuotePah... what did the Romans ever do for us? Gave you more than half the vocabulary in your language, for starters. Like "wanker" and "tosser"?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #28 December 9, 2007 Yeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #29 December 9, 2007 They gave us gladiators.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #30 December 9, 2007 QuoteYeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? The invention of concrete, the arched roof, aqua ducts, The highway system is another invention of the Romans as was indoor plumbing and the flushing toilet and the sewer system to flush it into. They also created the first organized army."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #31 December 9, 2007 REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? XERXES: Brought peace. REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #32 December 9, 2007 Quote REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? XERXES: Brought peace. REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up! Orgies!!! "...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #33 December 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteYeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? The invention of concrete, the arched roof, aqua ducts, The highway system is another invention of the Romans as was indoor plumbing and the flushing toilet and the sewer system to flush it into. They also created the first organized army. 'Romanes Eunt Domus'... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #34 December 9, 2007 Romani ite domum. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut yer balls off!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #35 December 9, 2007 But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 December 9, 2007 Quote Pah... what did the Romans ever do for us? Gave us a way to number Superbowls! How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 December 9, 2007 QuoteYeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? Hadrians Wall. After conquering the known world and civilizing the barbarian tribes, it was determined that the Scots were just too much trouble. A nice wall is just what was needed to keep them out. The vomitorium During the weeklong, mid-winter party known as Saturnalia, a place to sleep off and repair. Too bad that Christianity became so popular. Instead of singing carols, we could be hold a bottle of bourbon and singing Louie Louie with 4 strippers. We pass out fruitcakes instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #38 December 9, 2007 Quote Quote Yeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? Hadrians Wall. After conquering the known world and civilizing the barbarian tribes, it was determined that the Scots were just too much trouble. A nice wall is just what was needed to keep them out. The vomitorium During the weeklong, mid-winter party known as Saturnalia, a place to sleep off and repair. Too bad that Christianity became so popular. Instead of singing carols, we could be hold a bottle of bourbon and singing Louie Louie with 4 strippers. We pass out fruitcakes instead. Actually Christianity got a huge boost from the Romans. What a strange turn of events, from persecution, to promotion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #39 December 10, 2007 Quote Yeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? They gave the French a damn good kickingDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #40 December 10, 2007 Quote Quote Yeah but apart from that, what did the Romans ever do for us? They gave the French a damn good kicking Yeap, now that there must be really gauling [sic] to them foriegn johnies. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #41 December 10, 2007 Oh the Gaul!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #42 December 10, 2007 QuoteBut 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...? Imperitive.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #43 December 10, 2007 Quote How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars! Corny as all hell, but funny! Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
