ExAFO 0 #1 January 8, 2008 I'm trying to write a job description for a house cat, so I can deduct her salary. Can anyone help me w/writing one? Thx.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 January 8, 2008 You pay her? What's the going rate? The union hasn't contacted my kittens yet but I'm sure it's only a matter of time and I should probably start budgeting."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty 0 #3 January 8, 2008 What's a cuddly, feel-good, kitten post like this doing in SC?Provoking a reaction isn't the same thing as saying something meaningful. -Calvin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #4 January 8, 2008 The tax system sucks ass. There. It's a SC post now. (I got the OP) Resident Felid Wellness Coordinator I'd say that good for a good $25K/annum.- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #5 January 8, 2008 QuoteWhat's a cuddly, feel-good, kitten post like this doing in SC? It's an issue of me versus the FGA (Feline Guild of America) Union. It's a royal pain dealing with Union cats. I'm considering going non-union for felines...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdamLanes 1 #6 January 8, 2008 Cats lay around, play, and nap all day, and you get to do all the work to pay for their welfare! Sounds like they already have a union! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 January 8, 2008 The cat is working pro bono, but her staff...that's a different story!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #8 January 8, 2008 Quote Cats lay around, play, and nap all day, and you get to do all the work to pay for their welfare! Sounds like they already have a union! HahahahahaThat's good shit Lanes.- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #9 January 8, 2008 QuoteI'm trying to write a job description for a house cat, so I can deduct her salary. Can anyone help me w/writing one? Thx. Paying for pussy is not deductible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #10 January 8, 2008 Paying for pussy is not deductible. I hope to hell I don't get audited then.- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites