warpedskydiver 0 #1 January 22, 2008 I coined a new word today, it describes those individuals afflicted with a rare personality disorder that forces them to ask for such things as an AR10 Chambered in .308win with a 10"bbl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #2 January 22, 2008 Hmm, sounds like one of those new designer diseases. Hope it isn't contagious. Oh what the Hell. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 January 22, 2008 Does he carry duct tape and trauma plates, too?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #4 January 22, 2008 Quote Does he carry duct tape and trauma plates, too? holy shit man.. you owe me a beer and a monitor....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote Does he carry duct tape and trauma plates, too? holy shit man.. you owe me a beer and a monitor.... I was active on TFL when it started up over there... that was pretty much my reaction, too!! Stuff like that and the LawDog Files crack me up.... then, of course, there's this classic...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #6 January 22, 2008 epic.. havent laughed that hard in a loooong while... i'd steal this one for a sig line, but it would violate a few forum rules i imagine.. QuoteFor an unexplained reason the forces of darkness have made little or no headway in the deep south and midwest. Experts speculate this may be because people in those areas ACTUALLY HAVE GUNS. always enjoyed the various 'chucky' movies.... not because they were even remotely entertaining but because of the entertainment possibilities a 3 foot tall undead doll could offer..hours of fun with something as simple as a ballbat. omg it gets funnier... QuoteOccult mythology used to be a hobby of mine. FYI, silver kills ANYTHING UNDEAD & SUPERNATURAL (vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc.) And silver bullets would be very useful... Decapitation very useful too. A katana to back up your silver-tipped bullets would be comforting...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 January 22, 2008 Just accredit it to the right source and you should be fine, I would think. Do a search for "zombie" on TFL (or THR)... I recall a suggestion that involved a merry-go-round and samurai swords... ... ah, found it...it's in that thread as well. A few more great quotes from that thread: "Why is it only the evil dead who come back to life? "All the worst villains from history are rising from their graves. Fortunately, there are a few people here who have offered to help. Let me introduce you all to Mr. Keith, Lt. Murphy, Mr. Wayne, Sgts. Gordon and Shugart, and Gunny Hathcock." and "Creep with knife chases a lady into a room. He is greeted by four individuals. "Hi, my name is Clint Smith, this is Massad Ayoob, Chuck Taylor, and the lovely Paxton Quigley. We would like to be the first to introduce you to the wonderful world of defensive handgunning." Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 January 22, 2008 ja i read thru that thread in tears... all the one great liners, alternate movie ideas etc then someone pops in with 'I studied Occult Mythology....." and i lost it completely...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 January 22, 2008 Quote ja i read thru that thread in tears... all the one great liners, alternate movie ideas etc then someone pops in with 'I studied Occult Mythology....." and i lost it completely... Yup yup... how'd ya like the "Scream XXXVI" post? Priceless!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 January 22, 2008 Quote Does he carry duct tape and trauma plates, too? Excellent. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #11 January 22, 2008 Can't stop laughing ... Quote SPECOPS writes:Gecko45, that is a very difficult decision to make. I was faced with the same situation years ago–I was working for a smaller security organization, me were regularily rotated between 4 stations. A local Food City supermarket was designated Sector Alpha-Niner, the Jiffy Lube was Bravo-Lima-Fiver, the local $1 movie theater was Golf-16 and finally, the most coveted assignment, the local mall or Zebra-1.Back then, before the corporate sponsorship, our gear was severely limited due to out of pocket expenses. I was armed with a Glock17 (one of the first into the country, given to me by Gaston Glock personally in honor of my former black-ops experiences) and a Rem870P 14″bbl folder loaded with 000 magnums.On this particular fateful day my team was assigned to patrol Sector Zebra-1, the mall. It was an uneventful day, until the unthinkable happened…It was about 8:45PM, and the mall was closing and nearly empty. Me and my ’shadow’ were sweeping quadrant 069E, the mall arcade, a known hotspot for Asian Gangs and assorted thugs. The arcade was located at the far east end of the mall, next to the movie theater and the orange julius.I smelled trouble, and couldn’t spot any movement from the arcade, which was unusual due to the presence of a new Mortal Compact arcade game. Those Asians Gangs love Mortal Combat.I went to “condition red,” and discretely unholstered my Glock17 loaded with Black Talons. I motioned to my partner to sweep right to flank the arcade, but he was already in motion sensing the trouble in my facial expression. My partner drew his S&W 1006 and went prone behind a potted palm tree.I crept towards the arcade, when the power went out. It was an ambush! I could still see relatively well due to the full moon, shining through the building’s skylights, and years in a dark secret Russian prison center had honed my natural night vision to that of a tomcat. A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum, and opened up in the direction of my partner, meanwhile two perps popped up from behind the skeeball machine with sawed off 12 gauges. Another two perps appeared on the upper level and brought down hell-fire on us from above. One had a Winchester Model 70 in .30-06 with a 10x scope and the other was laying down suppressive fire with a Mac10 variant. The perps were all sporting cheap russian NVGs. I dove under a metal bench, and lined my sights on the AK bandit. A double-tap to the chest, and a quick follow-up to the head brought him down like a sack of potatos. My partner had been hit in the leg by some buckshot but he kept fighting like a champ, he took out one of the shotgunners with a 10mm hollowpoint to the temple, while I started unloading into the glass partition that surrounded the upper level. When the sniper ran for cover I drew a bead on him, adjusted for distance, and dropped two into his abdomen. The Mac-man ran for it, at the sight of the bloody guts pouring out his partner’s stomach. I did a quick tactical reload, grabbed the 870P from the harness on my back, and did some rolls over to the movie theater and back flipped over the concession counter while unloading the 5 rounds of 000 into the skeeball machine. My partner was pinned down, I tossed the empty 870, and realized I couldn’t hit the remaining perp due to my the poor angle of attack. I had to act fast or my partner was done for. I leap over the counter again, and low crawled towards the arcade unseen. I crept behind the Mrs. PacMan game, and when I heard the perp reload, jumped up with my trusty K-Bar, and threw it into the perp’s arm, pinning him against the wall behind him. When the smoke cleared, we had three dead perps, and two very scared prisoners. My partner was slighting wounded but he would live to fight another dayl. The company goons came in fast by chopper, to cover up the situation. The remaining perps were flown to a company detention center, and we never found out what happened to them, or why they made such a vicious attack. My belief is that they were planning to hijack the coveted Mortal Combat game unit. The remaining customers and employees were paid off to cover their emotional distress and to keep their mouths shut. Later an unknown shadowy figure in an expensive black suit (obviously a high ranking company guy) came to me as I was reloading my Rem870 (in case of a second wave of attackers) and offered me the job opportunity of a lifetime… I don’t know if I made the right decision that day. I will always fondly remember the days of mall security, the expressions on the thankful patrons you saved from certain molestation in the mall bathrooms. The look of pain in the drooling face of the shoplifter you just choke-holded to unconciousness. Yes my new job is more exotic and the gear is better, but would I trade it all for one more day as a mall security rep? I don’t know the answer to that question. Gecko45, just remember, you always have a place available with my company. No matter what you choose! Stay safe brother! "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 January 22, 2008 I bet he has a tin foil lined beret too. Probably wears it like a french pastry chef as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #13 January 22, 2008 I sympathise with the guy. Dude's got a whole mall to protect and they won't let him have a bigger missile than a modified Shrike. Is a 30 mile range with a 150lb warhead really enough for that kind of task? What if the Neonazi's, Chechens or Australian militants (WTF?) are using a radar installation that's 35 miles away from the Mall? What then, huh? Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,544 #14 January 22, 2008 So that's how comic book authors hone their writing skills Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #15 January 22, 2008 I want a derrenger chambered for .50 BMG. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 January 22, 2008 Quote I want a derrenger chambered for .50 BMG. I know of a guy that had one in 45-70 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #17 January 22, 2008 There is a guy in another website looking for a 12 ga. derringer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #18 January 22, 2008 QuoteThere is a guy in another website looking for a 12 ga. derringer Marine Flare guns chamber shells...perhaps shot shells?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 January 22, 2008 QuoteQuoteThere is a guy in another website looking for a 12 ga. derringer Marine Flare guns chamber shells...perhaps shot shells? That was my first thought, too... but aren't they plastic barrels?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #20 January 23, 2008 Damn, this guy is good. I'm sure glad he's on our side. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 January 23, 2008 HOLY SHITE... That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read... Tactical Mall Rent a vop.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 January 23, 2008 Glad I was able to brighten everyone's day! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
