BillyVance 34 #1 March 11, 2008 I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #2 March 11, 2008 Very nice."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #3 March 11, 2008 Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! Trigger foward. Ready to make a call? Can I upgrade my model 32?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #4 March 11, 2008 Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data".Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #6 March 11, 2008 ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 March 11, 2008 Ain't I a stinker? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #9 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". It wasn't "data", it was a counterexample. Why don't you take that course in statistics?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #10 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". It wasn't "data", it was a counterexample. Why don't you take that course in statistics? Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York. Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine. However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!" I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #11 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". It wasn't "data", it was a counterexample. Why don't you take that course in statistics? Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York. Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine. However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!" OK A couple of mathematicians, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50, and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #12 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". It wasn't "data", it was a counterexample. Why don't you take that course in statistics? Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York. Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine. However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!" OK A couple of mathematicians, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50, and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. The big question is where'd the other seven bucks go?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". It wasn't "data", it was a counterexample. Why don't you take that course in statistics? Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York. Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine. However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!" OK A couple of mathematicians, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50, and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. The big question is where'd the other seven bucks go? I was thinking a cheap bottle of wine and a condom, but, they're old farts that the doctor needed the $7 for the mental bleach supply! Edited to change the response after re-reading the story! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I didn't think this belonged in The Bonfire... Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, and much of Atlanta. Hey Simplyputsi! This one's for you! I've worked on the south side of Chicago for over 30 years and never had, nor even felt, any need for a weapon. The plural of "anecdote" is NOT "data". It wasn't "data", it was a counterexample. Why don't you take that course in statistics? Why don't you quit complaining when your own tactic is used against you, instead.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #15 March 12, 2008 Quote Why don't you quit complaining when your own tactic is used against you, instead. Oh, shut up and tell a joke already! There is an international (beer) brewers convention. After the first day, the brewmasters from Anheuser-Busch, Grupo Modelo, and St. James's Gate Brewery decide to go to the pub for a drink. The brewmaster from Anheuser-Busch, being a real man of genius, steps up to the bar and says, "I'll have the King of Beers; I'll have a Budweiser, please, bartender." The bartender pours him a Budweiser. The brewmaster from Grupo Modelo, feeling miles away from ordinary, says to the bartender, "I'll have the most refreshing beer in the world; give me a Corona, por favor." The bartender opens a bottle of Corona and hands it to him. The brewmaster from St. James's Gate Brewery steps up to the bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender, I think I'll have a Coke." The bartender pours him a Coke. The other two brewmasters, upon seeing him order a Coke instead of a Guinness, ask him what is wrong? "Nothing is wrong," says the brewmaster from St. James's Gate Brewery. "I just figured that if you two aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virulindex 0 #16 March 13, 2008 Does it come in a 21? I'd rather have a .45 Wait, nevermind. I'm in CA so there's no way in hell something like that would get past the dumbass DOJ anyway... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 March 13, 2008 Quote Does it come in a 21? I'd rather have a .45 Wait, nevermind. I'm in CA so there's no way in hell something like that would get past the dumbass DOJ anyway... I've got a pea-shooter I could send ya...but then the vegans would be after ya for vegetable abuse... yer fucked, bro. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
