Beware penis thieves operate in this area

[Skyrad 0]

So how many of you are aware of the dangers of penis theft?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080422/tod-uk-congo-democratic-witchcraft-cb1d00a.html

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[SpeedRacer 1]

I'll give up my penis when they pry it from my cold dead well-lubricated hands!

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[Darius11 12]

I was hoping this was from the onion, but its not. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.




I will be installing a security perimeter around my penis just in case.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[SpeedRacer 1]

What do the penis-theives do with the penises after they steal them?

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[ryoder 1,590]

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What do the penis-theives do with the penises after they steal them?

Probably elect them into office.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[happythoughts 0]

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Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

They are called "wives" in other cultures.

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"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

That's where it doesn't work.

[Amazon 7]

When that happens you just go down to the penis store and buy a new one... a newer more robust model.

[lawrocket 3]

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They are called "wives" in other cultures.

Check this out - starting at the 1:54 mark.

http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=K1GjyrQiSRs&rel=1&eurl=http%3A//video.search.yahoo.com/video/play%3Fp%3Dkinison%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26tnr%3D21%26vid%3D1291593390%26frame%3Dt&iurl=http%3A//s4.ytimg.com/vi/K1GjyrQiSRs/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskKzdVskuiUw7_RuHmMBCQn5

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[happythoughts 0]

Sam Kinison rocks. The funniest part is that you don't realize that he isn't telling jokes until they aren't jokes.

[Skyrad 0]

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What do the penis-theives do with the penises after they steal them?

Probably elect them into office.

LOL

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[rushmc 23]

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What do the penis-theives do with the penises after they steal them?

Probably elect them into office.

So this is where "dick head" comes from

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[SpeedRacer 1]

So why aren't there any asshole thieves?

(Of course that would mean that Speakers Corner would be depopulated.)

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[Skyrad 0]

Have you never heard of "Bum bandits"?

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[tbrown 26]

"How do you know she's a witch ?"

"She turned me into a newt !"

"A NEWT ?"

"Well.....I got better...."

"Burn her ! Burn her !"

"And if a duck floats on water, and she is lighter than a duck, then she is made of.....?"

"Wood ?"

"Right ! And what does wood do ?"

"It burns."

"Right, so if a duck floats and she is lighter than a duck, then she is made of wood, and therefore is a...."

"A WITCH !! Burn her ! Burn her !"

But then, that was just a movie, and a funny one at that. Remind me to never wear my wedding band in a Kinshasa taxi.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[popsjumper 2]

So...I'm in SC and I expect to see hot and heavy and brainless arguments, misconceptions, misdirections and just plain hard-headedness and I come across this.





All is good with the world.

Ryoder....you're killin' me, man!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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