CSpenceFLY 1 #1 May 3, 2008 I can. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 May 3, 2008 Start diggingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 May 3, 2008 You are my hero. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #4 May 3, 2008 Yes.... make sure to hire illegals to do all the work because I love irony.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 May 3, 2008 Now that is some funny shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #6 May 3, 2008 Quote Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Your anger issues. Just kidding. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #7 May 3, 2008 Sure....duct tape a stone to a handgrenade."T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 May 3, 2008 He, unlike you was actually talking about killing birds..... I was disappointed that I could not see any dead birds in your post.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 May 3, 2008 Who the hell is gonna do the digging? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #11 May 3, 2008 Please see downwardspirals post.We just need to make sure they are on the south side of the moat when they are done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #12 May 3, 2008 Quote He, unlike you was actually talking about killing birds..... I was disappointed that I could not see any dead birds in your post. Actually, I wasn't referring to birds (per se) but after careful consideration and a brief consultation, with my team of legal advisors...the gist of my comment may be seriously overstepping the boundaries of political correctness here. So...let's just go with the bird thing."T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #13 May 3, 2008 I think I get it and either you are sick or I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skippyjumps 0 #14 May 3, 2008 No, I get it. We can use Union labor to do it. Lets see... at $100 per hour per person at 10 paid hours a day times 100,000 union laborers is 100,000,000 a day for labor alone a day. They will get paid lunch, holiday, & personal days. Weekend & overtime will add to it. Not to include equipment fees and greasing politicians pockets. Oh yeah we can do it by taxing gasoline. No? Well we can do it by taxing something. Maybe another sin tax. Skydiving maybe? Maybe if the United States enforced its current policies. Nobody complains when they pay a cheaper price for a fast food meal or landscaping. Our youth think that it is beneath them to do these menial jobs. I hear and see alot of discourse from digruntled Americans about illegal immigration. How about looking at more than a few drop zones in the US. How about having an immigrant load at the DZ at the end of the day and turn the green light on when we reach Juarez? Just food for thought. Because something makes sense when the bong is being passed around does not neccesarily mean that it is feasible. New Orleans was built on a swamp. I dont know, but it only makes sense that if you live beneath sea level you should be a fish. How about getting plastic surgeons to put gils on the inhabitants of New Orleans? It would still be cheaper."whatcha doin with that lawn mower blade?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #15 May 3, 2008 Damn, and people think I'm angry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 May 3, 2008 QuoteNew Orleans was built on a swamp. I dont know, but it only makes sense that if you live beneath sea level you should be a fish. Agreed. Rebuilding New Orleans makes as much sense as repairing the Titanic and the Hindenburg and putting them back into passenger service."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #17 May 3, 2008 So close... and yet now its Speakers corner bound...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #18 May 3, 2008 Quote Can you kill three birds with one stone? I found 20 gage works better then stones, never killed three birds with a stone before, but I did get 3 in one 20 gage blast. Oh and can you line the banks ot the moat with landmines.you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 May 3, 2008 I say fuck the fucking unions. They don't do jack shit and always demand more than the work is worth. Put all the illegals caught in the U.S. to work on this canal and they can dig it for nothing as part of their punishment, then boot their asses over to the Mexican side when its done with a "hasta la vista punks". New Orleans? Don't get me started. They should close the entire 9th ward off and turn it into the nation's largest landfill. Problem solved, it's a shit-hole anyway. As for the land mines along the border. Well that would be awesome, if it wasn't illegal per the Geneva Convention, then again, that hasn't stopped Bush and Co. from doing whatever the hell they wanted to in Iraq and Afghanistan, or Somalia for that matter. Alligators? I prefer the largest concentration of Piranha fish in the world. You know how fast a school of Piranha can consume a cow? A couple of minutes! They fucking rock! Okay, back to the bonfire for me... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #20 May 3, 2008 Getting day laborers to do it would be the only way it would get done. It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work. + .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 May 3, 2008 Quote Yes.... make sure to hire illegals to do all the work because I love irony. You're killin' me. You're killin' me!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 May 3, 2008 Quote...It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work. Nah...we'll just supervise the yankees.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #23 May 3, 2008 Quote Quote ...It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work. Nah...we'll just supervise the yankees. Just make sure you let 'em have their 2 major holidays off...."The First Day of Buck" and "First Day of Trout". "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #24 May 3, 2008 You need to run for pres. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #25 May 3, 2008 Quote Quote ...It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work. Nah...we'll just supervise the yankees. I bet. .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
