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I can.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?

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He, unlike you was actually talking about killing birds..... I was disappointed that I could not see any dead birds in your post.
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He, unlike you was actually talking about killing birds..... I was disappointed that I could not see any dead birds in your post.



Actually, I wasn't referring to birds (per se) but after careful consideration and a brief consultation, with my team of legal advisors...the gist of my comment may be seriously overstepping the boundaries of political correctness here. :$ So...let's just go with the bird thing.
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No, I get it. We can use Union labor to do it. Lets see... at $100 per hour per person at 10 paid hours a day times 100,000 union laborers is 100,000,000 a day for labor alone a day. They will get paid lunch, holiday, & personal days. Weekend & overtime will add to it. Not to include equipment fees and greasing politicians pockets. Oh yeah we can do it by taxing gasoline. No? Well we can do it by taxing something. Maybe another sin tax. Skydiving maybe? Maybe if the United States enforced its current policies. Nobody complains when they pay a cheaper price for a fast food meal or landscaping. Our youth think that it is beneath them to do these menial jobs. I hear and see alot of discourse from digruntled Americans about illegal immigration. How about looking at more than a few drop zones in the US. How about having an immigrant load at the DZ at the end of the day and turn the green light on when we reach Juarez? Just food for thought. Because something makes sense when the bong is being passed around does not neccesarily mean that it is feasible. New Orleans was built on a swamp. I dont know, but it only makes sense that if you live beneath sea level you should be a fish. How about getting plastic surgeons to put gils on the inhabitants of New Orleans? It would still be cheaper.
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New Orleans was built on a swamp. I dont know, but it only makes sense that if you live beneath sea level you should be a fish.



Agreed. Rebuilding New Orleans makes as much sense as repairing the Titanic and the Hindenburg and putting them back into passenger service.
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Can you kill three birds with one stone?



I found 20 gage works better then stones, never killed three birds with a stone before, but I did get 3 in one 20 gage blast.

Oh and can you line the banks ot the moat with landmines.;)
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I say fuck the fucking unions. They don't do jack shit and always demand more than the work is worth.

Put all the illegals caught in the U.S. to work on this canal and they can dig it for nothing as part of their punishment, then boot their asses over to the Mexican side when its done with a "hasta la vista punks".

New Orleans? Don't get me started. They should close the entire 9th ward off and turn it into the nation's largest landfill. Problem solved, it's a shit-hole anyway.

As for the land mines along the border. Well that would be awesome, if it wasn't illegal per the Geneva Convention, then again, that hasn't stopped Bush and Co. from doing whatever the hell they wanted to in Iraq and Afghanistan, or Somalia for that matter.

Alligators? I prefer the largest concentration of Piranha fish in the world. You know how fast a school of Piranha can consume a cow? A couple of minutes! They fucking rock! B|

Okay, back to the bonfire for me... :ph34r::D

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Getting day laborers to do it would be the only way it would get done.

It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work.

+ ;)

.jim

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...It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work.



Nah...we'll just supervise the yankees.
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...It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work.



Nah...we'll just supervise the yankees.


Just make sure you let 'em have their 2 major holidays off...."The First Day of Buck" and "First Day of Trout". :D
"T'was ever thus."

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...It's not like a bunch of inbred, dumbass hillbillies from the south are gonna get off of their fat asses and do any work.



Nah...we'll just supervise the yankees.


I bet. ;)

.jim
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