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:D:D let the debate begin. ;) see what happens when, I don't get to jump, as planned because of inaccurate weather forecasts. anarchy, I tell you, plain & simple. >:([email]
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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& we already have a winner boys & girls. that's right! it was a trick question. god did NOT, plant dinosaur fossils, far beneath the earth's surface, just to test faith, free will, & give OPEC & Republicans something to cash in on.:) that's just something a republican madeup, because otherwise, they'd have nothing to unconstitutionally mix 'state' with. >:(;) this is a very proud moment, for the late great Albert Einstein. quade wins again on the 1st shot ;):)
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It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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Why? It should be obvious for any high school graduate /studying this list/ that egg came the first second. the fish came first.

fixed it for ya. ;) technically you're correct also, it was a trick question because *Fish* wasn't a posted option.;) & why should it? I spent some time in this forum today, it shouldn't. but it will. ;)
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Seriously? The fish.



Ah, but the fish came from an egg.

OK then the Amoeba came 1st



Actually wouldn't bacteria be before amoeba? Cuz to have the amoeba, you need the mitochondria powerhouses... and those are bacterial derivitives.

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Why? It should be obvious for any high school graduate /studying this list/ that egg came the first.


fixed it for ya. ;)


No need to fix; from the list the egg came the first.
If not from the list - the simple cell came the first.
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Of course it's a trick question.

The earth is an experiment paid for by the mice.
I earnestly refer you to the holy writings of the great prophet Douglas Adams. All the facts are clearly stated.
There can be no doubt.
The alien contractors constructed the earth as a going concern. Kind of like the misguided creationism 'belief', so there is no chicken/egg first. The aliens put everything in place, then switched it on.
As for the rest of the universe, and how it occurred, well, it really does not apply to us. We are just incidental crash test dummies.

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Eggs were definitely around long before chickens.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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The alien contractors constructed the earth as a going concern.



Actually the Earth was constructed on Magrathea designed by Deep Thought as requested by Fook and Lunkwill to answer the Ultimate Question.


(and "The alien contractors" have names ya'know. Slarty Bartfast even won an award for the fjords in Norway. Giv'em some credit.)

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from studying this list

ya got me there.;) but squeak & kbordson, blew all the other answers out of the water. that's what's great about trick questions, they really make most think & they point out the real brains in the bunch. ;););):)
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;) ah yes the mice, but were it not for the microbs, (kbordson's answer) that ran the cheese factory, that sustained the mouse kingdom, which was really just a front for the Slinky® ™ factory run by snuffaluffagus & big bird, who got their orders from puff the magic dragon who worked for Chaos » ;)
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