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SpeedRacer

AAAAAHHH!! THE SCARY BLACK MUSLIM COMMIE TERRORIST IS GOING TO BEC0ME PRESIDENT OF THE USA!

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Just wanted to start the thread for all the Republican Pants-Wetting Party that's going to happen over the next 10 days.

I watched FOX News just now and the whole right-wing screaming hate fest is in full swing.

Holy Shit!!

If I believed in FOX News, I'd be packing my bags & fleeing to an all-white country right now.:S:S:S

Obviously Barack Obama is America's Idi Amin!!!:o:o:o:o
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Don't worry, once they find out that he's Irish they'll love him... Everybody loves the Irish!
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I got this joke today and had to laugh... :D then thought to myself. Shit, it could happen! :o:P

A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We're about to take a muslim with no brains, put him in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week.'

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We're about to take a muslim with no brains, put him in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week.'



If this is the definition of no brains:

Editor of the Harvard Law Review
Juris Doctor (J.D.) magna cum laude from Harvard law school
Professor of constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School

What does that make the rest of us? :P
Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

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Hi squeeky,
You got it! My High School Sophmore English teacher Mrs. Martha Faller would probably roll over in her grave if she heard the "currrentspeak" that has taken over the "Queens English" that she most vociferously defended in her classroom!!
SCR-2034, SCS-680

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