SpeedRacer 1 #1 October 27, 2008 Just wanted to start the thread for all the Republican Pants-Wetting Party that's going to happen over the next 10 days. I watched FOX News just now and the whole right-wing screaming hate fest is in full swing. Holy Shit!! If I believed in FOX News, I'd be packing my bags & fleeing to an all-white country right now. Obviously Barack Obama is America's Idi Amin!!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 October 27, 2008 YAY, I'm looking forward to seeing how the enlightened folks of the good ole USofA take to it You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #3 October 27, 2008 Don't worry, once they find out that he's Irish they'll love him... Everybody loves the Irish!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #4 October 27, 2008 I'm going to disagree STRONGLY with you. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 October 27, 2008 I got this joke today and had to laugh... then thought to myself. Shit, it could happen! A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks.' A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.' A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.' The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We're about to take a muslim with no brains, put him in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week.' "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 October 27, 2008 That joke's been going around for a while, but without the "muslim" part. (Referring to Bush, of course.) Now that it's become "muslim with no brains," it sounds like redneck-speak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MegaGoliath11 0 #7 October 27, 2008 I know all his "elitist" education! I'd rather have a guy who got in to a prestigious school the good ole-fashioned way, thru his father's connections! then graduate near last in his class! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 October 31, 2008 Things that go BUMP in the night!Just bumping this up again to scare the Republicans. After all, it is Halloween.mmmm, I'm drinking smuttynose pumpkin ale. yum. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #9 November 1, 2008 Don't let all the right wing pundits ( Hannity and Limbuagh types ) full you, they will make a fortune when all the Neo cons spend the whole day calling talk radio. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #10 November 1, 2008 Hi Speed, "God, Guns and Guts keep America FREE!!" Barry has neither.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #11 November 2, 2008 Quote The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We're about to take a muslim with no brains, put him in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week.' If this is the definition of no brains: Editor of the Harvard Law Review Juris Doctor (J.D.) magna cum laude from Harvard law school Professor of constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School What does that make the rest of us? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,031 #12 November 2, 2008 >"God, Guns and Guts keep America FREE!!" Barry has neither. You listed three things. "Neither" means he doesn't have either of two things. So which does he have? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #13 November 3, 2008 Hi bv, You're an engineer, go figure it out.. Is it "i" before "e" how about "ALL THREE!!!!" or what?SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 November 3, 2008 Quote Hi bv, If you have to ask, go figure. Is it "i" before "e" or what? Not alwaysYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #15 November 3, 2008 Hi squeeky, You got it! My High School Sophmore English teacher Mrs. Martha Faller would probably roll over in her grave if she heard the "currrentspeak" that has taken over the "Queens English" that she most vociferously defended in her classroom!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
